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09-02-2016 , 12:46 PM

#38651

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,329

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Originally Posted by HiFi

Wait, is cockfest a real thing that actually happened?

I once went to cockfest in upstate NY in October. The c*cks are particularly beautiful when the pubes start changing colors.

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09-02-2016 , 01:14 PM

#38652

DarkOne

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Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 2,495

Nice

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09-02-2016 , 01:36 PM

#38653

nit3.runn3r

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 8,294

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Originally Posted by PocketChads

How hard do you have to try to not think about dick

Apparently it's all you guys think about itt.

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09-02-2016 , 02:07 PM

#38654

Mrage

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,921

Speaking of *****, a local tv station posted a phallic weather related image that got a bunch of fairly amusing comments. I think this forum could have done much better but there's some decent zingers in there. https://www.facebook.com/WJXT4TheLoc...193993/?type=3

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09-02-2016 , 04:02 PM

#38655

bdiddy131313

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

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Originally Posted by Bighurt52235

I can't figure out why it looks like a mini roto tiller had been run up the cleavage.

I have many scars

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09-02-2016 , 04:32 PM

#38656

SGT RJ

Twitching

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 49,109

I think you call them pecs on guys, cleavage is for the ladies.

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09-02-2016 , 06:30 PM

#38657

cs3

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 13,677

Courtesy of an idiot conspiritard:

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my ex was diagnosed with allergies to soy, gluten, sesame, shrimp, tapioca, a few other roots and emulsifiers about 18 months ago after a lengthy effort to identify seemingly random stomach ailments. There is soy in almost all foods that have been only lightly processed.

everybody needs to figure out which medications work best for them. I suspect the epipen works better on kids. she took it last week and it did nothing except raise her pulse and BP for several hours.

the randomness of who develops these allergies screams environmental source. genetics plays a part, but GMOs and the truly deadly chemicals that continue to accumulate in our environment - along with your garden-variety molds and the detritus of an aging infrastructure - are bigger culprits imo.

PS Anti-peanut hysteria is just another example of racism in America.

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if you fools honestly think a plant that's immune to multiple poisons is perfectly safe, I don't know what to tell you. immune doesn't necessarily mean free of accumulation... you're taking the word of people, institutions and corporations with a massive financial interest in their success, but....

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09-02-2016 , 06:35 PM

#38658

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

The ironing is delicious.

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09-02-2016 , 06:53 PM

#38659

ninetynine99

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 9,238

The guy with the defective mutant girlfriend needs to replace her with a genitcally superior model imo.

It would drive me ****ing NUTS having to take her into the shop over and over and over again for repairs.

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09-02-2016 , 07:33 PM

#38660

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 74,329

Quote:

Originally Posted by ninetynine99

This.

I dated a girl with celiac disease, and we couldn't go out to eat anywhere. It sucked. You have no clue how much dating revolves around eating u till you can't go eat.

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09-02-2016 , 07:51 PM

#38661

Johnny Truant

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Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

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Originally Posted by Dominic

This.

I dated a girl with celiac disease, and we couldn't go out to eat anywhere. It sucked. You have no clue how much dating revolves around eating u till you can't go eat.

Same thing with diddy, tho. He is constantly worried about going catabolic and protien intake.

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09-02-2016 , 08:22 PM

#38662

bdiddy131313

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,609

Yup finding protein in restaurants is tough these days

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09-02-2016 , 08:33 PM

#38663

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

When in doubt a grilled chicken breasted with a sprinkle of pepper and lemon or lime juice is pretty much universally accepted by all stomachs

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09-03-2016 , 05:00 AM

#38664

rakemeplz

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Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 12,648

I bet you guys were probably thinking, woah that weird rakemeplz knows some weird dudes on facebook, but I bet he doesn't know any MLM scammer type guys, haha he's not so weird afterall...

Well you'd be wrong!

I know it's been awhile since you have seen me post about Plexus. That's because I was giving my Fb friends a break. 😆That doesn't mean I've given up on it. Matter of fact just the opposite is happening 😎😎.I am more dedicated than ever. I've been out spreading the word about how plexus can help by word of mouth and through my satisfied customers.Since I started plexus 4 months ago I have seen amazing results not just in me but in some close friends of mine. So guess what fb friends and family I'm back and more determined to share with you all what this amazing system can do for you .🤗🤗🤗 Now it's up to you to listen.

So yeah, I guess itd been about a week and a half without spamming his mlm scam. Time to ramp things back up Plexus Marketing Guy!

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09-03-2016 , 07:34 AM

#38665

SirGaribaldi

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,941

haha thanks for that, I spent the last 2 hours watching plexus marketing vids on youtube.

its awesome, they even have a "you failed at another online marketing scam? dont worry, you can do it with plexus!!" video.

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09-03-2016 , 08:08 AM

#38666

problemeliminator

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Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 9,467

a guy on my fb is constantly posting about essential oils. i domt even think hes getting paid.

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09-03-2016 , 11:38 AM

#38667

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

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09-03-2016 , 11:45 AM

#38668

GMLAW

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09-03-2016 , 11:55 AM

#38669

diddy!

Twas diddyeinstein

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 10,849

Microsoft GameCube w/ pictured PlayStation controller? Too? Bad math? That's not intentional trolling?

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09-03-2016 , 12:08 PM

#38670

DucoGranger

adept

Join Date: Jul 2010 Posts: 762

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Originally Posted by GMLAW

To craisy not two been reals.

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09-03-2016 , 12:15 PM

#38671

GMLAW

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Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 2,642

That's intentional trolling. Idiotic I might add. I guess it just isn't my taste.

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09-03-2016 , 01:03 PM

#38672

johnzimbo

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 1,747

I'm just as guilty as Microsoft. I have been using dog ears as bookmarks my whole life

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09-03-2016 , 01:57 PM

#38673

steve1238

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Originally Posted by johnzimbo

I'm just as guilty as Microsoft. I have been using dog ears as bookmarks my whole life

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09-03-2016 , 02:21 PM

#38674

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Are you sure you haven't been using too dog ears per a book?

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09-03-2016 , 02:34 PM

#38675

Johnny Truant

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2014 Posts: 8,058

The best thing about plexus is they have leveraged seo so that if you google "plexus scam" or any other iteration, it will take you to content talking about how it it not a scam. It really is impressive.

The milfyest faction of my wife's mothers group are all hammering that **** and there are often bikini pics to prove how well it works. Follow or unfollow is a daily struggle I face.

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