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08-06-2016 , 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
Cant believe they printed "dark chocolate" upside down on that Spunow wrapper!
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08-06-2016 , 01:17 PM



F off government haven't they heard the song?

Attention Pokémon Masters: War Memorials/Monuments memorialize soldiers lost in conflict. Please be respectful and refrain from playing Pokémon Go when visiting Canadian War Cemeteries & Memorials… You don’t need to “Catch ‘em all”.
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08-06-2016 , 03:14 PM
There is no way this can backfire at all.

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08-06-2016 , 03:18 PM
Who knew sniper rifles were like software when it comes to packaging??
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08-06-2016 , 03:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jbrochu
I think Jesus released the bald eagle from his hands, and then the eagle flew into the towers.
<Little Steven nodding gif>
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08-06-2016 , 03:23 PM
Dom still buying his software at the store...
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08-06-2016 , 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Dom still buying his software at the store...
No, I get them in the mail with my AOL disc.
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08-06-2016 , 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
There is no way this can backfire at all.

Just like *this* page for a Sniper(?)

its a gun go bang! you like?! Like page and comment then we sell your data that we just harvested from your stupidity! You get Sniper!



Spoiler:
I always laugh when i see these "giveaways" with ****ing thousands of people getting datamined by their own idiocy. Part of me has always wanted to create my own giveaway pages just to **** with people. Too much work though.
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08-06-2016 , 08:13 PM
Can they really access your data just by commenting? Or is that just a conspiracy theory you have?
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08-07-2016 , 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by pissychips
Can they really access your data just by commenting? Or is that just a conspiracy theory you have?
of course not. but after millions of people have liked the page its sold to an advertiser, who suddenly has millions of customers to market to.



i love how he clarifies hea going to STAND HIS GROUND! very Christlike.
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08-07-2016 , 01:49 AM
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08-07-2016 , 02:03 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator


god help us if this becomes a trend. lol at being 140 IQ. this is the same person who posted the extremely poorly spelled gun control hot take.
Sigh at anybody that thinks you should be paid for anything other than the work you actually ****ing do.

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Originally Posted by DucoGranger
There is no way this can backfire at all.

lolled

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Originally Posted by Dominic
Seen it before but it's decent.

On a side note I hate when people call things racist that are clearly just directed at them specifically.
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08-07-2016 , 03:02 AM
a sniper
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08-07-2016 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by problemeliminator
of course not. but after millions of people have liked the page its sold to an advertiser, who suddenly has millions of customers to market to.



i love how he clarifies hea going to STAND HIS GROUND! very Christlike.
Makes me want to pray for better grammar and sentence structure.
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08-08-2016 , 02:34 PM


From Sexy Gay Sex Man.

55 likes!

Last edited by rakemeplz; 08-08-2016 at 02:35 PM. Reason: and a quote "You are definitely a very good looking man stud" from a david smith
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08-08-2016 , 02:43 PM


From conspiracy uncles. Two of his lady friends thanked him. What a playa.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 08-08-2016 at 02:44 PM. Reason: random fb quote: "You know they don't have underwear on under the kilt. Yippy Skippy !"
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08-08-2016 , 10:53 PM
My friends went to college, I went off to serve. When they woke up to decide if they'd go to school or work, I'd already been at work for hours. Their alarms woke them up, my alarms sent me to cover or battle stations. They made plans based on how they felt, I did as the schedule that was put out to me demanded. They couldn't wait to leave their homes, I couldn't wait to get back. When we both look back on our respective lives, they'll like theirs and I am DAMN proud of mine. xx August 19xx to 31 August 20xx Served in the world's greatest Army the United States Army.
Copy & paste, change your branch and dates of service.


THANKS HERO
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08-08-2016 , 11:10 PM
Always proud of those who served but he can't take pride with him to the next life so maybe trade in some of that pride for enjoyment idiotic / narcissistic / annoying facebook statuses
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08-09-2016 , 12:21 AM
glad he told us to change the service and and enlistment dates for ourselves.
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08-09-2016 , 03:18 AM
I struggle to believe anyone that posts that actually served. At least not in active combat.
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08-09-2016 , 12:12 PM


Even weapon trials...
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08-09-2016 , 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by DucoGranger

Even weapon trials...


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08-09-2016 , 04:21 PM
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Their alarms woke them up, my alarms sent me to cover or battle stations.
BTW, you'd think the people who copy paste this status, would correct mistakes like this, but I guess they're here to serve and protect our American lives and values, and not our silly spelling rules and grammatical structure.

Touche, military personnel, touché.

Last edited by rakemeplz; 08-09-2016 at 04:22 PM. Reason: plz dont point out my spelling mistakes/hypocrisy plz plz plz
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08-09-2016 , 04:56 PM
I don't think I've ever met someone who was in the forces who joined because they wanted to go and save the world/make it better.

It's almost always people who don't know what they want to do/want training/have limited job options/want to travel/want to shoot stuff/believe the adverts and think they will be off skiing the Alps half the year and on a beach in Cyrpus the other half..
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