The World Is Not Enough was probably the worst Bond Film but had 2!! of the very best Bond Girls ever...

I ate tripe last night with the new ms. Tbob in training....DID NOT WANT. Cow intestines taste like it sounds, trust me. Also smoked heaps of weed, drank expensive shiraz did a sex on the couch. This morning f sucked...I had to work at 930am and she gets to sleep the **** in

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6 minutes left peeps!!! eeek!

confirmed not dead yet.

also pub if you start a business i dibs a job. im willing to relocate to wherever

Yeah, everyone is all still here, right? I wouldn't think that anyone in this thread would be loltraptured, but you never know what kind of purity someone could have been hiding from us...

This page is full of win.

A bit like Leinster R.F.C. in the Heineken Cup final.

Leinster 6 - 22 Northhampton at half time.

Final score

Leinster 33 - 22 Northampton

One of the greastest comebacks of all time in Rugby Union.

you and your funny shaped balls Jude

If it happens , I cant go , My wife says I have **** to do

what ever happened to

^^nom?

Do you have to be thick as pig shiit to be chosen to go on gameshows like Million Pound Drop?? WTF!

Yes! The same goes for the cube.

So the library has just closed ealry so there's like 300 people all in a que to go through the scanners to get out the library. HOWEVER un-known to my freind when he went for a poo earlier on I ran and got 3 books and put them in his bag at the bottom. The 3 books were: battered wives, using women and the practicalities of a rape investigation.

So we get to the front of the que and thers only 2 shopping type scanners to get through. I go through first. Then my mate goes and it goes off. It takes 2 minutes of him holding everone else up before they check his bag (woman on duty lol lol lol) and they go through his bag and find the books! I've never seen somebody go redder in my life infront of about 100 fit as *** uni birds! GENIUS!!

WP

lol this

Mwuuhahaha you sir are an evil genius in th making!

Nh Sir.

Did y'all hear about the rapture pet service? Animals can't go to heaven so these folks set up a company saying they'll look after the pets after the rapture for a fee.

Taxing the stoopid?

There's a big freekin thunderstorm outside. I'm akeered....

How come I have 10 pairs of shoes/footwear? (more shoes than trainers)

Wdwf: Who is the god'am one-eyed woman in the window?

Are we dead yet?

Sigh, the only one left.

At least I don;t have to read any more of those **** half-assed trip reports anymore.

This is bumblebee99 signing off for the night.

If there is anyone else out there, stay tuned and fight the good fight.

Imma leave the window open at the risk of Zombies as it's a warm night. First floor ftw, unless they are clever enough to do zombie-ladders

**** or gtfo of the water closet