Woah TBob not good! Doesnt seem to have affected your night though...

Saw a similar thing in Thaliand, 2 Thai kids doing wheelies on a moped, they lost control, went across 3 lanes straight into a huge leather clad dude on a Harley coming the other way at about 50. Looked like1 Kid died outright, the other got himself beaten to death by the big foreign guy on the Harley as soon as he'd picked himself up for breaking his bike!

Seeing as tho everyone is sharing f'd up stories... when i was 14 my mate who lived next door hung himself under their balcony, which happened to be outside our kitchen window :S My mum ran over to cut him down and resuscitate him after hearing his mum scream the freakiest bone tingling scream i have ever heard/will hear (when she saw her son hanging). Kept him alive for another few days on life support because of it but he still died/was never conscious again. Dunno if im glad or not i wasnt at school that day... That **** stays with you :S

my cat hasnt really had any vet bills of any significance however i do need new couches.

Dear Cat, its a ****ing couch not a ****ing scratching post. Ive been telling you that for 8 ****ing years. Are you mental?

actually, he's not mental...he just doesnt seem to care. its almost like he enjoys being yelled at. do get me wrong, he's a nice cat and i do like him but he can also be a ****.

when my kids grow and my cat dies I'd be able to repaint the house and replace the furture knowing its not an exercise in futility.

that being said, houses are made to be lived in so its pretty standard really.

edit: Jabba. wow. thats one f'd up story.

Does the cat have any real sisal wrapped ****ing scratching posts ??? We have a couple of those combo post/perch things, and also an 8-foot tree branch that I mounted vertically and wrapped in sisal to about 5 ft. Our 3 girls love scratching and climbing that thing and they leave the furniture totally alone.

Ok, I'm skipping all these horrifying death stories and old man stories about cats and having a nice the-world-didn't-end femfap.

The world not ending is the only excuse you need???

nomming the bolded for length

Heard one of those when mrs bee found her old man after dieing in his sleep. Never leaves you ever.

Good morning world!! No more death or Rapture stories, its happy Sunday!

I actually laughed a little at that.

nom

Hey ... guys ... ya know, Maybe the Rapture did happen .... only everybody who was left behind is as of yet unable to see it ..... and we were all obviously left behind due to how we play online poker. Has anyone seen James Dobson or Jim Daly lately? Maybe they have made it to heaven already.



As an aside I just glanced at the Focus on the Family website in the attempt to get the above names and spellings correct. If anybody else looks would you be as surprised as me to have the first thing you see be a banner ad featuring a treacherous pirate? I mean, yea it is Johnny Depp in an advertisement for the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie ... but still. (Also btw this 4th installment is really bad ... so if you're going to go see it then have low expectations.)

I also did a little research after just for me own entertainment. Did you know Blackbeard (who I feel comfortable saying has become a legend as I have known that name as a ruthless pirate since my youth), had the real name of Edward Teach? Did you know he was a pirate captain of his ships only from 1717 to 1718, which is when he was killed? Also, from what I read he never once murdered nor harmed any person that he held captive .... though obviously he killed people in fights.

There were apparently several much more successful pirates, who were able to steal (perhaps "plunder" is preferred) much more wealth than Blackbeard ever did.

To my knowledge he who stole the most was Bartholomew Roberts ... though he eventually was killed.

To me knowledge Henry Every (though he lived much earlier ... in the late 1600's) stole a lot and apparently was actually able to retire with his "loot" and was never arrested or killed in battle.


Interesting?

so i go into my 5 year olds room to tell him to turn off the light and go to sleep be he says he cant. I say, what are you doing?

He says "Im playing Poker, daddy!"

fold pre flop.

sorry, cant fold an angry ninja with a weapon HU preflop dude.

Huh .... I didn't see any Supermans .... so I'm pretty a pair of Batmans beats everything. I'm no expert though.

So how much did he lose?

inbefore HU4pocketmaneyz

yep, chilling.

great idea!

that is so cute :P

haha!

loldonkaments, amirite?

So this is whats wrong with america. I judge a rib fest yesterday, and got the pleasure of sampling the open category.

Bacon wrapped chicken leg.
Sausage stuffed ravioli with alfredo sauce.
Bacon wrapped sausage.
Shredded pork nachos.
Butter infused T-bone steak.

At least it was all cooked on the grill?

If you were supposed to judge healthy food they'd call it saladfest.

Uh .... I don't understand what you mean. Sounds great. Well, a few of those things sound great. A couple sound a little gross.

^^Was delicious, but not at all good for the obesity problem.

I mean Im a pretty healthy dude, but we all see america getting fatter by the day.