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he was winning this thread so much he made charlie sheen look like bumblebee (LC/NC nsfw) he was winning this thread so much he made charlie sheen look like bumblebee (LC/NC nsfw)

05-16-2011 , 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by inthepub5
i hardly think thats amusing meh i suppose it was a matter of time before you guys passed us although it still makes my blood boil to see it. was pretty pissed that rangers won the SPL though!!!
took some major balls to do that sign!
05-16-2011 , 10:34 AM
true there was a legit chance they ended up in hospital suppose they will be telling that story to their grankids one day etc. would be hilarious obv if positions were reversed
05-16-2011 , 10:44 AM
Bored as f
Entertain me
05-16-2011 , 11:04 AM
Jfc so I get a text from jenn basically saying she wants me to come over and do a sex but I'm working 4 more hours . She also wants me to help her throw a party Friday. What am i, some kind of party/sex machine?
05-16-2011 , 11:20 AM
i wouldnt mind be described in such a way.


remeber Tbob if you wanna differentiate

Spoiler:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...gorilla%20face
gorilla face
while recieving oral sex...pull your penis out prior to ejaculation..."nut" in the girls face, yank some pubes and throw them in her face..thus sticking to the penis pudding causing the look of a "GORILLA FACE"
05-16-2011 , 11:36 AM
Spoiler win...thank you for not providing pics
05-16-2011 , 01:20 PM
I find it deeply insulting that i am stereotyped as a terrorist just because of my nationality


also ae your country sucks so much its not worth mentioning and you currently reside in london so your getting the pommy bastard group for now
05-16-2011 , 01:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
I find it deeply insulting that i am stereotyped as a potato-munching terrorist just because of my nationality
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05-16-2011 , 01:43 PM
The fool is q flaming homosexual as well...how has this not been addressed?
05-16-2011 , 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by TBobLP
The fool is q flaming homosexual as well...how has this not been addressed?
Too easy IMO! Its a given, like the ancient Greeks that at least 98% of his kind are latent homosexuals's....
05-16-2011 , 02:19 PM
Im not gay but the man sucking my dick certainly is
05-16-2011 , 02:23 PM
05-16-2011 , 02:25 PM
I so wish there were a way to NOM a picture.
05-16-2011 , 02:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
Im not gay but the man sucking my dick certainly is
nom
05-16-2011 , 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

Chinese people are small and all look the same [women are hot -yellow fever ftw]
Get your asians right.

It's the korean/filipinas that you want.

Unless of course you don't want your girl seeing your face.
05-16-2011 , 03:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
Im from the north, and Im a redneck dumbass hick, but not fat LDO.
Nom and +1
05-16-2011 , 03:56 PM
the handtuch [observer]: how does paying off kids lead to giving up pride ?
05-16-2011 , 04:08 PM
^^^That reminds me of a youth group my buddy was gonna start.

Group Name:
Spoiler:
Candy for Secrets

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 05-16-2011 at 04:08 PM. Reason: Im only joking, I hope that doesnt cross the line.
05-16-2011 , 05:22 PM
im quite proud of this hand even though its standard
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) IPoker
SB ($19.47)
BB ($10.15)
UTG ($10)
Hero ($21.14)
CO ($9.20)
BTN ($10.16)

Dealt to Hero J A

fold, Hero raises to $0.35, CO calls $0.35, BTN calls $0.35, fold, BB calls $0.25

FLOP ($1.45) 5 3 K

BB checks, Hero bets $1.08, CO folds, BTN calls $1.08, BB folds

TURN ($3.61) 5 3 K Q

Hero checks, BTN bets $2, Hero calls $2

RIVER ($7.61) 5 3 K Q K

Hero checks, BTN bets $6.73 (AI), Hero calls $6.73

BTN shows 7 9
(Pre 34%, Flop 19.3%, Turn 13.6%)

Hero shows J A
(Pre 66%, Flop 80.7%, Turn 86.4%)

Hero wins $19.67
05-16-2011 , 08:20 PM
God I finally figured it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In a survey conducted by PRS for Music, the song was voted as the top song the British Public would play at street parties in celebration of the 2011 Royal Wedding of Kate Middleton and William Prince of Wales. [3]

Wow

Last edited by wafflehouse1; 05-16-2011 at 08:22 PM. Reason: LOL BRITS
05-16-2011 , 08:53 PM
The British are ****ing ******ed like 4 real 4 real

Gtfo celebrating some ****ing wedding with parties in the streets. ****
05-16-2011 , 09:03 PM
Quote:
The Onion Newswire

IMF Chief Offers Hotel Maid $19 Billion In Economic Development Aid To Drop Charges
You yankee doodle dandy's are good at The Onion.
05-16-2011 , 09:08 PM
Just ran into ronmon at the pub reading this thread on his phone...I got a picture:

Spoiler:
05-16-2011 , 09:18 PM
LOL.







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Last edited by JustinJude; 05-16-2011 at 09:19 PM. Reason: Sorry ronmon - s'funny.

      
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