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08-22-2010 , 06:10 AM

#551

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Originally Posted by obviously.bogus

(Thanks for the refund tho)

I kicked myself this morning for keeping 20 cents instead of 6 cents

08-22-2010 , 09:14 AM

#552

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Beat: I turned down confirmed awesome drunken 6 AM sex
Brag: it was for "love"
Variance: said "love" won't be out of prison for 6 months...

Whats a guy to do?

08-22-2010 , 09:16 AM

#553

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

F
U

That name could work

08-22-2010 , 09:20 AM

#554

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlaneH

Beat: I turned down confirmed awesome drunken 6 AM sex
Brag: it was for "love"
Variance: said "love" won't be out of prison for 6 months...

Whats a guy to do?

Do you think bubba will wait for you or find someone else in the joint?

08-22-2010 , 09:31 AM

#555

BlaneH

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,831

Bubba is 100% waiting for me.

08-22-2010 , 09:53 AM

#556

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Anyone good with CV's? I thought mine was ok, not great. The gf doesn't agree so she done her own version, which I think is horrid but she works and I don't so she wins ldo

08-22-2010 , 11:00 AM

#557

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Currently my favourite advert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEmA_QF30GI

08-22-2010 , 12:35 PM

#558

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo19

Anyone good with CV's? I thought mine was ok, not great. The gf doesn't agree so she done her own version, which I think is horrid but she works and I don't so she wins ldo

I'm pretty decent, having spent the last 6 months being unemployed and forced to endure a 6-week CV and job application course for 6 hours a day.

Post the CVs and I'll coment on them (or PM them if you prefer).

08-22-2010 , 12:36 PM

#559

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

I'm currently on vacation in Spain though, so I might not be very quick in giving my comments

08-22-2010 , 12:59 PM

#560

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

For the attention of Crazyfool -
I replied to that pm you sent but got no reply. I can get cracking on stuff for beginners digest this week if you want. I'm on skype as well elsheeprustler.

08-22-2010 , 01:04 PM

#561

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

lol, do you have a job now? A 6-week course for 6hrs/day, you kidding me? It can be covered in a morning

08-22-2010 , 01:46 PM

#562

TBobLP

can't finish

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 22,653

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bona

I have a comment to throw in here that I have been thinking about for a day or two.

Disclaimer first. I am probably the chattiest fool in these games and in SHANOOBIGANS etc and also make some of the goofiest plays so my skirts are by no means clean here. If anybody thinks I am pointing a finger at them, believe me, I know I am pointing 4 at myself.

ANYWAY: All it is going to take for somebody to get messed up here is some rando who is taking the game seriously (not talking about SHANOOBIGANS here they are private) to misinterpret some of our goofy plays coupled with the chat, report that they suspect collusion, and Stars takes it course.

I know it is never chip dumping, collusion or cheating in any form but a third party might not get the sick: chat/ cap/chat/cap/open fold humour and Stars might not be able to overlook it if they get a complaint.

Not trying to ruin anybodies fun but maybe an AIM chatbox is the answer to the chatbox pawnage. Anyway think about it.

tl;dr

08-22-2010 , 01:48 PM

#563

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masq

lol, do you have a job now? A 6-week course for 6hrs/day, you kidding me? It can be covered in a morning

I def. agree with the time it took. It wasn't my idea to spend that kind off time on it, but I had to do it to get my unemployment money.

And I will start my Ph.D studentship when the university starts up in late september, so yes I got a job. I wouldn't contribute it to the CV course but during that time I at least looked at a ****load of CVs so I have a good idea how they should look.

08-22-2010 , 02:35 PM

#564

Leo19

Natural Born Luckbox

Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 963

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

Sent

Also,

Fulham

08-22-2010 , 03:03 PM

#565

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by A.Ertbjerg

heh...maybe i'll send you mine - only thing is i've got some monster gap i'm trying to fill.

What's the PhD in?

08-22-2010 , 06:01 PM

#566

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

I have had 2 family members in 2 days ask if they missed my wedding after seeing a pic of me and gf on facebook that i put there about 3 years ago or something.

08-22-2010 , 07:24 PM

#567

obviously.bogus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,905

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masq

What's the PhD in?

Measuring stuff I think.

He said he'd be working at NPL ...

"NPL is an internationally respected centre of excellence in measurement science"

08-22-2010 , 07:58 PM

#568

Bona

MOFA

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 10,106

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

tl;dr

confirmed.

Cliffs notes: if trying to out fancy play your homies with randos in the game; stfu in the chatbox.

08-23-2010 , 06:30 AM

#569

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

Actual statement from the FF pundit section.

Quote:

Didier Drogba caught out thousands of Fantasy Premier League managers when confounding a 'doubtful' injury status with an opening day hat-trick.

Bastard imo

In other news Dunne shafted me with a -1 for conceding 6 goals against newcastle - WTF????? NEWCASTLE???!!!!!!

To add salt to the wound, carroll scored a Hat-trick.

Spoiler:

Still early in the season. I also subbed joe cole last week and missed a player i forgot about at the time who scored well. FML, overall though im being results orientated so meh

08-23-2010 , 05:05 PM

#570

sputum

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

A
In other news Dunne shafted me with a -1 for conceding 6 goals against newcastle - WTF????? NEWCASTLE???!!!!!!

lol the goalie got a zero

08-24-2010 , 12:58 PM

#571

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

PLO killed my father and raped my sister - ok it raped me. What a tilt inducing game imo. im still going to learn to pwn it though

08-24-2010 , 01:52 PM

#572

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Lol. I've been off work ill for 2 days but felt ok to play today so I went for a 15BB Challenge - at FLO8!

600 hands later I'm breakeven.

Might've helped if I had played it before.

Ho-hum, back to it.

08-24-2010 , 02:47 PM

#573

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

oooh that sounds like fun... i might have to give it a go next week when i start playing poker again.

08-24-2010 , 03:16 PM

#574

Masq

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 15,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by crazyfool1985

PLO killed my father and raped my sister - ok it raped me. What a tilt inducing game imo. im still going to learn to pwn it though

Want some help? I'm pretty good at it when i'm not tilting. What stakes?

08-24-2010 , 03:33 PM

#575

crazyfool1985

¯\_(°_o)_/¯

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 5,213

im messing around with PLO atm was playing PLO25 but realised i had some extra money on Cake and busted it lol [wasnt my main roll was meant to be my drinking roll]

Some help would be cool. Im not good but i can tell there are some real bad players out there. Just got Tri Ngyuen [sp] ebook. Well the first half anyway.

Do you play PLO as your main game, what stakes?

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