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50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio; (LC/NC); NSFW maybe 50% of my life is spent drunk or hungover in a somewhat unsatisfying ratio; (LC/NC); NSFW maybe

08-20-2010 , 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Bona
Drunkern editorial staff imo. I've 'alf a mind to challenge the BQ digest sots to a HU4Rollz match since they probly can't see the cards 83% of the time.
So that % would be about your age then?
08-20-2010 , 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
youre not that far from north vegas i presume
West side. We get our goods delivered.
08-20-2010 , 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
So that % would be about your age then?
My age is within single digits of your IQ I warrant. Both of which are well under 83.

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Originally Posted by whydowe_fall
Hey now, hey now, I take exception to that. I hardly ever get drunk

I have different ways to imbibe, tyvm.
Well this explains the American side of the problem as well.

Meh, part of the reason you chemistry hobbyists can't write about poker may be that you can't play it.

EDIT TO ADD: That may be true of your whole forum idk.
08-20-2010 , 01:31 PM
hey Bona...id make sure to get some sleep tonight, youve got point to defend tomorrow
08-20-2010 , 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Bona
My age is within single digits of your IQ I warrant. Both of which are well under 83.
nom
08-20-2010 , 02:48 PM
play poker or drink wine and spam the forums?
08-20-2010 , 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
hey Bona...id make sure to get some sleep tonight, youve got point to defend tomorrow
Two Saturdays left in August Bob......Can you do it?
08-20-2010 , 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
play poker or drink wine and spam the forums?
drink wine and then play poke her imo
08-20-2010 , 02:54 PM
Play poke her while playing poker. Maybe there's some wine in there somewhere.

Also, I'm a rock star. Awesome post count imo:

08-20-2010 , 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
play poker or drink wine and spam the forums?
Start up a poo flingers table. I will donate.
08-20-2010 , 03:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Bona
Start up a poo flingers table. I will donate.
any variant preference?
08-20-2010 , 03:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bona
Start up a poo flingers table. I will donate.
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
any variant preference?
No, if I could play a long time I would lobby for something but I just found out I only have about 1/2 hr anyway so.... U pik something that will draw a crowd
08-20-2010 , 03:09 PM
nm - NL2

Ajax V or search me
08-20-2010 , 04:34 PM
CAVA CAVA GIVES A WAVE NA NA NA

so im rating and pricing the local cavaments for us uk ppl

marks and spencers, £7 a bottle, one glass ur literally tpsy, 2 glasses ur happy 3 glasses which = a bottle = drunk 2 bottles= PISSED

tescos= £7 a bottle, or it might be £6, cant rememer, anyway, its ok, not as nice as marks and spencers, and doesnt get ya as drunk

saintsburys= £3.59 a bottle, rocket fuel, cheap, hmm, and nnice

in order, marks and spencers is the best one, but **** it dear, so i like saintburys joint, tho when ya feel rich, marks all the way imo

oo the local winemarket, meh, it was abt £6 and it was just ok, nothing speical, def not nice

BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM
08-20-2010 , 04:45 PM
some 2p2er tried to hero call me...

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.02(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($5.33)
Hero ($5.01)
UTG ($7.10)
UTG+1 ($4.06)
UTG+2 ($5.03)
CO ($2)
BTN ($9.38)

Dealt to Hero 9 Q

fold, fold, UTG+2 raises to $0.06, CO calls $0.06, fold, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.10, UTG+2 calls $0.04, CO calls $0.04, SB calls $0.04

FLOP ($0.40) 9 3 9

SB checks, Hero bets $0.25, UTG+2 folds, CO folds, SB calls $0.25

TURN ($0.90) 9 3 9 3

SB checks, Hero bets $0.65, SB calls $0.65

RIVER ($2.20) 9 3 9 3 A

SB checks, Hero bets $4, SB calls $4

SB shows Q 2
(Pre 29%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 9 Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $9.70
08-20-2010 , 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Bona
Meh, part of the reason you chemistry hobbyists can't write about poker may be that you can't play it.
Well you help us out. I'm sure there are loads of things you could talk about that would be of use to most of this forum.

Bet sizing, SPR, jam-fold tables, iso-shoving, stuff like that
08-20-2010 , 05:20 PM
some 2+2er made a pf soul read to get his money back


Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

SB: $2.00
BB: $4.75
Hero (UTG): $5.81
UTG+1: $9.12
MP1: $2.59
MP2: $7.07
CO: $4.02
BTN: $5.41

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with 7 2
Hero raises to $0.06, UTG+1 raises to $0.10, BTN says "i had 1 or 9", 3 folds, BTN raises to $0.14, SB raises to $2 all in, 1 fold, Hero calls $1.94, UTG+1 raises to $9.12 all in, BTN calls $5.27 all in, UTG+1 says "i got this", Hero calls $3.81 all in

Flop: ($19.05) 2 Q 6 (4 players - 4 are all in)
UTG+1 says "****"

Turn: ($19.05) J (4 players - 4 are all in)
UTG+1 says "i'm not good"

River: ($19.05) J (4 players - 4 are all in)

Final Pot: $19.05
SB shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Hero shows 7 2 (two pair, Jacks and Deuces)
UTG+1 mucks 4 8
BTN mucks A T
Hero wins $0.76
Hero wins $9.72
SB wins $7.62
(Rake: $0.95)
08-20-2010 , 05:22 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
nm - NL2

Ajax V or search me
still going if anyone wants to join in
08-20-2010 , 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99


too late now. going out to buy one.
What the hell, I got up early this morning to go get one of these and for the first time in my life, I got to the restaurant before it was even open

If I ever get the full-fry again I'll do trip report w pix.

WDWF, sorry bout that, I'm in Thailand and now spend my days pointing out guys in drag:



PS. Wow, don't ever, EVER google 'thai ladyboy' after eating. It's all fun and games til you see a woman with a stick.
08-20-2010 , 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by bumblebee99
still going if anyone wants to join in
That's an FR table?
08-20-2010 , 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by raze
PS. Wow, don't ever, EVER google 'thai ladyboy' after eating. It's all fun and games til you see a woman with a stick.
Nom Nom Nom (either the 1st or the 2nd sentence or the whole thing)
08-20-2010 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Masq
That's an FR table?
Moar room for 2+2ers but it's broken up now. Good fun though.

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $5.00
SB: $7.98
BB: $1.96
Hero (UTG): $8.79
UTG+1: $2.00
UTG+2: $3.05
MP1: $1.57
MP2: $5.00
CO: $2.00

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is UTG with A Q
Hero raises to $8.79 all in, 1 fold, Hero says "last hand flippament", 3 folds, SB says "go on then", CO says "I call time to make teh bee sweat", 2 folds, SB calls $7.97 all in, 1 fold

Flop: ($15.98) 5 J 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($15.98) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($15.98) T (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $15.98
SB shows 7 2 (a pair of Tens)
Hero shows A Q (a pair of Tens - Ace kicker)
Hero wins $15.19
(Rake: $0.79)

If you weren't a 2+2er I woulda kept the lot

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Originally Posted by obviously.bogus
Nom Nom Nom (either the 1st or the 2nd sentence or the whole thing)
I thought my nom might be good until Raze just pwnd it
08-20-2010 , 06:22 PM
Can I get some 2PLO flinging? And what table/s/ns to search
08-20-2010 , 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BlaneH
Can I get some 2PLO flinging? And what table/s/ns to search
Aww man I'm bushed otherwise I would. Hopefully some others will join you.

If you're around for Shanoobs tomorrow I'll do some PLO flinging beforehand.
08-20-2010 , 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by BlaneH
Can I get some 2PLO flinging? And what table/s/ns to search
I'm up for some 6max if the invite's open to me

      
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