Was sure I had your range crushed ...

off too the bar i go

THOMSEN II for some PLO splooging

wat

blur toured in 92 with MBV, JAMC and dinosaur junior and they were by far the most **** band there. If they were trying to go v anyone the teacher would have broken it up and told their parents and it would have saved them a severe kicking.

no I had no idea petition them to change the software imo

o had a sorghum-based Chinese spirit to wash down my South American lagers anyone know what it's called?

getting my self two bitches (dog bitches) in the next few weeks, any suggestions for two good poker related names?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 3 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $5.00
Hero (SB): $9.91
BB: $1.59

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with Q 3 3 K
Hero says "arr in", BTN calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.08, BB raises to $0.26, BTN calls $0.24, Hero raises to $1.04, BB raises to $1.59 all in, BTN raises to $2.37, Hero raises to $8.70, BTN calls $2.63 all in

Flop: ($11.59) K A 6 (3 players - 2 are all in)

Turn: ($11.59) T (3 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($11.59) K (3 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $11.59
BTN shows 6 5 3 7 (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero shows Q 3 3 K (three of a kind, Kings)
BB shows Q 7 8 A (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Hero wins $6.48
Hero wins $4.54
(Rake: $0.57)

Shipped you losers some back !

turpentine ?

I actually think I love her.

Variance and Tilt?
Beyotch and Sloot?
Turn and River?

check & raise
shipit & shovit
holdem & foldem
busto & balla

?

runner and runner

bumble and bee

lol

variance and tilt,
shipit and shovit,

have made my shortlist.

Bumble and Bee? Bo and Na have a better chance. Crazy and Fool would even work. But Bumble and Bee?

F
U

cheers BB, next time I winnar ...

You know what was even better than that hand tho (this is from memory I don't have HH as I wasn't sat yet):

Random PLO2 player: lol
OB: we're being lol'd at by a rando
Masq: Do you even know who I am ?


LMAO at that ...

This is one of my favourites for drug induced reasons, amongst others

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi4PqihpK3Y

And I was there. And yes it's Maine Road.

Best gig ever

Edit: See all these idiots right at the front? Yep, I;m one of them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTiWqbZLwnI

I think the house actually won this hand in the end ... (Thanks for the refund tho)

2+2er: strat talk
Rando: "lol"
2+2er: strat talk
Rando: "lol"
OB: "rando is loling at us "
[more strat talk]
Masq: "can you EVEN spell poker?"
Rando: "lol"
Masq: "don't you know who i am"


There was a lot of cross talk, so I didn't know if people were replying or commenting on table action, but yeah, pretty funny.

I have a comment to throw in here that I have been thinking about for a day or two.

Disclaimer first. I am probably the chattiest fool in these games and in SHANOOBIGANS etc and also make some of the goofiest plays so my skirts are by no means clean here. If anybody thinks I am pointing a finger at them, believe me, I know I am pointing 4 at myself.

ANYWAY: All it is going to take for somebody to get messed up here is some rando who is taking the game seriously (not talking about SHANOOBIGANS here they are private) to misinterpret some of our goofy plays coupled with the chat, report that they suspect collusion, and Stars takes it course.

I know it is never chip dumping, collusion or cheating in any form but a third party might not get the sick: chat/ cap/chat/cap/open fold humour and Stars might not be able to overlook it if they get a complaint.

Not trying to ruin anybodies fun but maybe an AIM chatbox is the answer to the chatbox pawnage. Anyway think about it.

I think usually the table's full of 2p2 people anyway. We had 5 2p2 people on the table and one random. If they suspect anything they're more than welcome to go. In fact, it was even suggested to them to let someone else sit. If they report collusion to stars, so be it. They can investigate the HH's and see nothing suspicious is going on so there's nothing we have to worry about.

Someone got Masq in my LC thread...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I actually slipped in on the 15th.

Bona, Your point is valid and whenever we do pre, or post SHANOOB cash games, all players should play with utmost integrity.

When I joined, there was one "Rando" left, the same one that "lol'd" at us, and based on the chat, he clearly considered that he was at least as skilled as the rest of the table. And he left the table, apparently of his own volition, with nearly 2x the stack he had when I joined.

The big All-In hand happened when everyone at the table was a "SHANOOB"

So, yes I see your point that we need to be vigilant and behave, but In this recent case I think we are good.

ETA: Bona, I don't know if you are making deliberately "goofy" plays at SHANOOBS, but I am most certainly not. For me, SHANOOBS Euro is the most important poker game I play all week, and if I make a wild play and screw-up, then I really am that bad. ....

Who fooled around on a roof with a girl for three hours tonight and has two thumbs?

You can't see it, but I'm pointing at myself with my two thumbs right now.

Pics ? (not of yr thumbs)

I don't know if that's the right way. A rando who is taking the game seriously can hopefully easily see by our chat that we are goofing around and some choose to stay and try to win our money, others leave and play at a normal table.

If a rando couldn't see the chat that's when I think they would suspect something weird was going on when they see someone gets it AIPF with 72o, and be more likely to make a complaint.

I would hope Stars see it for what it is in the event of a complaint. The only area that looks suspicious at all IMO is me sending a % of the money back after winning flips, I dunno. The chat would clearly show everyone's last hand flipping and that I sent some back. Is that wrong?


Anway, this hand made me lol from the PLO yesterday.

Poker Stars $0.01/$0.02 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

CO: $1.80
Hero (BTN): $10.60
SB: $3.33
BB: $3.07
UTG: $0.72

Pre Flop: ($0.03) Hero is BTN with J 8 Q 4
BB says "i wish my cat would sleep at 3am", BB says "but no", BB says "he runs around the apartment going MEEEOOOOOOOOOOW", 1 fold, CO raises to $0.06, Hero calls $0.06, 1 fold, BB calls $0.04

Flop: ($0.19) K 4 7 (3 players)
BB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($0.19) 8 (3 players)
BB bets $0.16, CO folds, Hero says "i has 2 pear", Hero calls $0.16

River: ($0.51) 4 (2 players)
BB bets $0.38, Hero says "i has boat", Hero raises to $0.76, BB says "sigh", BB says "i'll pay you off anyway", BB calls $0.38

Final Pot: $2.03
Hero shows J 8 Q 4 (a full house, Fours full of Eights)
BB mucks 6 3 6 5
Hero wins $1.93
(Rake: $0.10)