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Originally Posted by BadBeatEveryDay
Well it's time for the latest installment of rigged online poker BS it seems.
I'd just call them "some more boring ****ing hands", but whatever.
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First hand is standard bull****. I get QQ, but oh look, the fish in the big blind has AA!
BB: $8.13 (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
Solid sample, clearly a fish.
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Oh and check out this garbage. This short stack donkey setmines without the implied odds but Stars give him his magic card anyway.
You know you were literally never ahead in this hand, right? Like, the "short stack donkey" wasn't even setmining, because his hand was better than yours.
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Obviously I get an ace too so I'll stack off.
LOL.
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Flop: ($1.20, 2 players) 3 A 9
SB checks, Hero bets $0.60, SB raises to $1.20, Hero raises to $1.80, SB raises to $2.40, Hero calls $0.60
Just...wow.
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SB shows 9 9 (Three of a Kind, Nines) (Pre 55%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows A K (One Pair, Aces) (Pre 45%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
See how SBs numbers are all bigger than yours at all times?
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And this one just takes the piss. Another stupid gay ass river card to beat my top pair hand with a junky 2 pair combo.
I didn't know cards had genders, let alone the ability to be gay. Anyway, let's look at this brutal rig.
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BB: $14.67 (VPIP: 14.63, PFR: 11.22, 3Bet Preflop: 1.12, Hands: 300)
Hero (UTG): $12.50
CO: $10.00 (VPIP: 21.79, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 82)
Uh oh, we're already in trouble. Villain's not a short stack, or a fish, or anything else. No wonder you lost this hand because of the "gay ass cards" and not because of your opponent.
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Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A Q
Hero raises to $0.30, CO calls $0.30, fold, fold, fold
Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) 7 A T
Hero bets $0.56, CO calls $0.56
Looks good so far, now let's see what lets villain hit his "gay ass river card"
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Turn: ($1.87, 2 players) 2
Hero checks, CO bets $1.30, Hero calls $1.30
River: ($4.47, 2 players) 8
Hero checks, CO bets $2.80, Hero calls $2.80
Oh. Well that was disappointing. Is your normal value line to bet the flop then check call when the turn and river brick out? It probably is, since you're laughably terrible, but I was just curious. Should villain have just folded on the turn when you checked to him, out of respect?
You don't get to bitch about villains getting there when you rolled out a red ****ing carpet for them, you jackass.
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It is impossible to win over on Pokerstars. Donkeys calling raises with 87
Oh, now your 22/17 villian is a donk.
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, minraising AA, and setmining without the implied odds all make it
If they "all make it", why do you only have 3 ****ty hands to post?
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Do I manage to spike a Q against AA? Of course I don't.
Wah wah wah, poor baby loses a hand he's supposed to lose 4 out of 5 times.
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I never get to suck out on the donks.
Well obviously, they don't want all you horrible ******s beating up on each other. You only suck out on players who are better than you.