Well it's time for the latest installment of rigged online poker BS it seems.
Since my last post, Pokerstars have given me some good cards and allowed me to run the balance up a bit. Clearly they saw this thread and knew I was onto them so they took the doomswitch off for a bit. But they've put it back on today! Look at the BS I've had to put up with in just 1000 hands.
First hand is standard bull****. I get QQ, but oh look, the fish in the big blind has AA!
CO: $7.91 (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 18.18, 3Bet Preflop: 25.00, Hands: 12)
Hero (BTN): $13.23
SB: $10.40 (VPIP: 15.35, PFR: 11.39, 3Bet Preflop: 3.70, Hands: 211)
BB: $8.13 (VPIP: 27.27, PFR: 0.00, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 11)
UTG: $28.25 (VPIP: 20.40, PFR: 17.94, 3Bet Preflop: 8.05, Hands: 469)
SB posts SB $0.05,
BB posts BB $0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has Q
Q
fold,
fold,
Hero raises to $0.30,
fold,
BB raises to $0.50,
Hero raises to $1.23,
BB raises to $8.13,
Hero calls $6.90
Flop: ($16.31, 2 players) 2
2
2
Turn: ($16.31, 2 players) T
River: ($16.31, 2 players) T
Hero shows Q
Q
(Full House, Twos full of Queens) (Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
BB shows A
A
(Full House, Twos full of Aces) (Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
BB wins $15.50
Oh and check out this garbage. This short stack donkey setmines without the implied odds but Stars give him his magic card anyway. Obviously I get an ace too so I'll stack off.
MP: $10.38 (VPIP: 34.48, PFR: 24.14, 3Bet Preflop: 2.78, Hands: 90)
CO: $12.50 (VPIP: 16.55, PFR: 11.72, 3Bet Preflop: 9.80, Hands: 145)
BTN: $10.66 (VPIP: 20.13, PFR: 16.88, 3Bet Preflop: 5.17, Hands: 156)
SB: $6.31 (VPIP: 30.77, PFR: 7.69, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 15)
Hero (BB): $10.64
UTG: $10.00 (VPIP: 27.72, PFR: 22.56, 3Bet Preflop: 6.41, Hands: 279)
SB posts SB $0.05,
Hero posts BB $0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A
K
fold,
fold,
fold,
fold,
SB raises to $0.20,
Hero raises to $0.60,
SB calls $0.40
Flop: ($1.20, 2 players) 3
A
9
SB checks,
Hero bets $0.60,
SB raises to $1.20,
Hero raises to $1.80,
SB raises to $2.40,
Hero calls $0.60
Turn: ($6.00, 2 players) 8
SB bets $3.31,
Hero calls $3.31
River: ($12.62, 2 players) 2
SB shows 9
9
(Three of a Kind, Nines) (Pre 55%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows A
K
(One Pair, Aces) (Pre 45%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
SB wins $11.99
And this one just takes the piss. Another stupid gay ass river card to beat my top pair hand with a junky 2 pair combo.
BB: $14.67 (VPIP: 14.63, PFR: 11.22, 3Bet Preflop: 1.12, Hands: 300)
Hero (UTG): $12.50
CO: $10.00 (VPIP: 21.79, PFR: 16.67, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 82)
BTN: $8.90 (VPIP: 29.76, PFR: 1.99, 3Bet Preflop: 2.77, Hands: 530)
SB: $10.00 (VPIP: 23.15, PFR: 18.52, 3Bet Preflop: 7.32, Hands: 110)
SB posts SB $0.05, BB posts BB $0.10
Pre Flop: (pot: $0.15) Hero has A
Q
Hero raises to $0.30,
CO calls $0.30,
fold,
fold,
fold
Flop: ($0.75, 2 players) 7
A
T
Hero bets $0.56,
CO calls $0.56
Turn: ($1.87, 2 players) 2
Hero checks,
CO bets $1.30,
Hero calls $1.30
River: ($4.47, 2 players) 8
Hero checks,
CO bets $2.80,
Hero calls $2.80
CO shows 8
7
(Two Pair, Eights and Sevens) (Pre 40%, Flop 25%, Turn 30%)
Hero mucks A
Q
(One Pair, Aces) (Pre 60%, Flop 75%, Turn 70%)
CO wins $9.57
It is impossible to win over on Pokerstars. Donkeys calling raises with 87, minraising AA, and setmining without the implied odds all make it. Do I manage to spike a Q against AA? Of course I don't. I never get to suck out on the donks. The Pokerstars donk protection team is out in force today.