***Official CQ you stink and it is now women's history month - March **** Thread*** NO BBV NSFW - Page 10 - MTT Poker Strategy

Two Plus Two Forums Poker Strategy No Limit Tournaments

***Official CQ you stink and it is now women's history month - March **** Thread*** NO BBV NSFW

Closed Subscribe

...

Page 10 of 60

First

5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 20 30

Last

Page 10 of 60

First

5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 20 30

Last

03-04-2011 , 10:47 PM

#226

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

^Mid-city represent!

Just got a half lb of shake and 2 gallons of cooking oil. Gonna be a fun weekend/March.

03-04-2011 , 11:45 PM

#227

SiQ

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,248

I want to get staked, does anyone want to stake me?

I just lost a hand to a fish

I just had sex with a girl (not gonna post pics)

AMT likes men.

*****

03-05-2011 , 12:28 AM

#228

Iveysaur

journeyman

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 232

I just registered for a 6 handed live event @ chicago poker classic. I am entrant # 13. Sigh

I have no chance now. I should have just used that money to stake someone in SMillion.

03-05-2011 , 12:41 AM

#229

blackize

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 10,519

Big money sunday million huh? I no longer have money on stars...

03-05-2011 , 02:47 AM

#230

crackedquads

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 13,905

Obv blackize is also asking for a stake,

ban.

03-05-2011 , 03:24 AM

#231

Ditch Digger

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 9,989

My wife is 35 1/2 weeks preggos. It's 100% she'll go into labor when I'm chipleader with 18 left in the Sunday 5m. Does that count as an emergency according to Stars?

03-05-2011 , 04:01 AM

#232

Gramps

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 6,589

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

My wife is 35 1/2 weeks preggos. It's 100% she'll go into labor when I'm chipleader with 18 left in the Sunday 5m. Does that count as an emergency according to Stars?

If I get 10%+ to take over, then yes.

03-05-2011 , 04:02 AM

#233

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,249

Yes, LDO. They might ask for birth certificate though.

03-05-2011 , 04:02 AM

#234

Deurdy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiQ

I want to get staked, does anyone want to stake me?

I just lost a hand to a fish

I just had sex with a girl (not gonna post pics)

AMT likes men.

*****

I would say this post is borderline.
All this speaking of stakes makes me hungry.

03-05-2011 , 04:06 AM

#235

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,353

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

My wife is 35 1/2 weeks preggos. It's 100% she'll go into labor when I'm chipleader with 18 left in the Sunday 5m. Does that count as an emergency according to Stars?

Labor for the first child is going to take a while. You'll have time to finish the tourney. I'm sure she'll understand.

03-05-2011 , 04:09 AM

#236

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

My wife is 35 1/2 weeks preggos. It's 100% she'll go into labor when I'm chipleader with 18 left in the Sunday 5m. Does that count as an emergency according to Stars?

hospitals get wifi

03-05-2011 , 06:23 AM

#237

Rusemandingo

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 14,067

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josem

Yes, LDO. They might ask for birth certificate though.

QFboomswitch

If anyones interested in a lastlonger or swap in the Sun 5mil, let me know by pm.

(Hopefully thats kosher. Sorry if not, the door seemed open)

03-05-2011 , 06:51 AM

#238

SiQ

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,248

brag: just won 9 BIs in a live 50NL home-game.

move to s. fla. ur welcome.

03-05-2011 , 07:20 AM

#239

Deurdy

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 10,646

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gazillion

You sir have just acquired yourself a horse!

Spoiler:

03-05-2011 , 07:32 AM

#240

pushy26

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 659

Guys looking for steaks, just spend a sesh grinding every satty to the millball ,they're guaranteed to be super uber-soft. If you run half-decent you should bink your lotto ticket and some T$.

Last edited by pushy26; 03-05-2011 at 07:35 AM. Reason: Got mine, shotgun the Lambo+$$$$

03-05-2011 , 09:46 AM

#241

bbfg

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 12,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMT

bbfg,

asking for a stake in this thread is borderline in itself (and gazillion knows that, but an offhand comment not specifically asking, for someone who has a history of being staked by STTFers for similar tournaments, is not something I consider much of posting problem).

The only place these are allowed is the staking thread. The only replies you could possibly get here are the same replies you'd get in the staking forums (or people saying things like 'we need more info to make a decision'....info which isn't allowed to be posted here for these purposes). At the most, you're able to leave a link here with a post to your staking thread, directing everyone to off-forum means, or the staking forum thread itself for any follow ups/replies/inquiries.

I trust that you have a good grasp on basic posting guidelines across 2+2 at this point. If you have any questions, ask before posting. PMing a moderator is always an option.

First of all, my first comment at Gazillion's post was also not meant in a serious way, although upon re-reading that might not have been 100% clear. I know specifically asking for a steak on this board is not allowed and I was not doing so, it was an offhand reply to an offhand comment to build up to the next part of my post.

About the second part, I just expected STTf regs to have experience in this scenario and could give advice about what is important to mention in such a topic and what the reaction of the people on the Staking board usually is. I did not know this was also frowned upon, sorry for that.
(and thanks for the tips I did get

)

03-05-2011 , 10:53 AM

#242

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by SiQ

I want to get staked, does anyone want to stake me?

I just lost a hand to a fish

I just had sex with a girl (not gonna post pics)

AMT likes men.

*****

Lol'd.

It's kosher to post in here directing to a selling shares thread right? I know I'm usually interested in seeing what people are looking for, and if/when I do something similar I'd like to keep it in the family anyways.

03-05-2011 , 01:05 PM

#243

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirDirDirty

It's kosher to post in here directing to a selling shares thread right? I know I'm usually interested in seeing what people are looking for, and if/when I do something similar I'd like to keep it in the family anyways.

Quoted from above:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Me

you're able to leave a post here with a link to your staking thread, directing everyone to off-forum means, or the staking forum thread itself for any follow ups/replies/inquiries.

Last edited by AMT; 03-05-2011 at 01:07 PM. Reason: So, DDD......what're you up to tnite? Wanna hang with some cool well hung dudes?

03-05-2011 , 01:06 PM

#244

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMT

Quoted from above:

Sorry I tend to skip over posts from people with green names.

03-05-2011 , 03:05 PM

#245

DirDirDirty

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 3,574

Just saw your edit.

Last edited by DirDirDirty; 03-05-2011 at 03:05 PM. Reason: Yes. LDO

03-05-2011 , 03:35 PM

#246

TheNoodleMan

Wet Noodle

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 16,566

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ditch Digger

My wife is 35 1/2 weeks preggos. It's 100% she'll go into labor when I'm chipleader with 18 left in the Sunday 5m. Does that count as an emergency according to Stars?

Is it a boy or a girl?