He won't switch to Stars because he read in 2010. that the players are the best there of all sites on micro limits.

I´ve seen this happen as well. My best guess is they are gambling with their last online money and just want to play the next hand without having to make another deposit.

As for stupidity, I´ve had a guy use the cashout feature vs me when he was actually on a (minor) freeroll (his AcQc vs my AdQs on a KcJT flop), handing over the freeroll to Pokerstars and actually paying them a fee for doing so, so there is a chance that a guy like Paisting would only use it in a way that would make him lose even more.

That said, just imagine all the bad beats go away overnight and he´s still losing heaps (and he will). Just imagine your view of the world is built around a big lie and it´s taken away from you one day. I wonder what he´s going to do then.

gl sir

Come on Paisting, we almost had something like a conversation going on!

Why don't you want to try to figure out the real data?

Paisting could actually be the biggest KK/AA winner of all time. He can shove them and get called by KQo for 200bb. I think the usual AA winrate is around 12-18bb per hand in 100bb deep cash (I don't do holdem cash so this is based on stats i've seen online)

Stats please

FYP

Great deduction! I checked my +25k hand sample I have from him and this came out:

I wonder for how long he could just fold every hand that isn´t KK+, shove the rest and profit before people would start to adjust. Surely he could have his first profitable week ever?

He could just fold everything except 88+, AJ+ and would win trillions bb/100

people notice when he's not in jam everything mode so it'd actually be hard to tighten up to 7% or even 25% of hands.

paising, you're running hot by > 1k bbs on that image above with your premiums

Paisting could easily win 230bb/100 not playing poker but going to a psychiatric clinic

So sick actually how the biggest overall loser overall probably has the highest winrate with premiums over a large sample.

Meaning he could actually do even worse, for example if he has some sort of a tell where he plays AA differently when he is in shove mode.
That's actually the one good thing about paistings strat. Sometimes he randomly 3 bet / 4 bet jams out of nowhere and he shows up with a range including premiums and trash like J3o.
He has some pseudo faux balance going on.

Imaging being down almost 5 million big blinds at 2nl and thinking the other players are the fish.

Imaging that this is my topic and you talking strategy with one of the biggest minraiser bumhunters and crap callers ever who has stole fromn me over $500 dollars.

Come oon really! This should be worlds prestigious poker forum and you let these kind of people talk here like anyone else without any questioning. Please wake up!

Do you see you're the fish? Is that why you just got so angry?

edit: i also see you indirectly called yourself a fish in that post so...

you should also change that "stole $500" to "i gave away $500 to him"

I sent him a message a few weeks ago giving him much tighter ranges to reraise, but he told me that even the biggest whales can work out you're only reraising AK and QQ+ and they will adjust.

This must be part of his logic for shoving any 2 - because if you use tighter ranges, people will adjust. So you have to keep shoving garbage over and over and lose 6 figures.

imagine trolling for up to hours a day for years for the lols

Classic Paisting. He will just make up whatever **** "allows" him to keep on doing what he´s doing.

LMFAO at "whales (...) will adjust". *Actual* whales clearly won´t, but let´s not forget that Paisting considers many players who actually crush him as "whales".

lol dude you´re so stuck in 2005 it´s unreal

Say he listens to you and leaves and quits poker. And then someone else sits and you guys come on here crying how online poker is dead. Paistings is great for the game. he brings a crazy style to the table that puts people in guessing situations. I think its a great way to play against the regular grinder online. When you turn grinders into players stuck in a guessing game its definitely good for the game. If you guys want to play nits who play the same nit style have fun. We need more guys like paistings on the table he reminds me of the new more aggro isildur. It sounds like its working for him maybe he figured something out We need some of these guys at the higher limits so they can make online poker great again.

I'm hoping you're trolling but if not you're a ****ing moron.

Paisting hates 6betpot but keeps giving him money.

Paisting is just the most ridicolous person on the world

Paisting, now it’s your time to show how it really is. Obviously in this screenshot we only the hands where you got to a showdown and where you didn’t muck your hand.

Show the same stats!

lol @ Paisting folding JJ+ at any point in any hand.