Speaking from someone who plays a lot of NL2, this isn't true lol maybe if you jumped on a random table and didn't table select. And even if that were true, you make it sound like nits are difficult to play against. They are just as exploitable as fish.

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Paisting - one last question from my side:
Please tell me you are a troll and not real.
I dont think that a real person can be like this - its just not possible to be this stupid.
Please solve this problem and tell all of your fans/haters that the whole threat is not true - thanks a lot

Shut your mouth!

Funny guy - are you paistings mother?

Wow - had a look at one hand of you NL0,1 warrior - you play very good - hahaha

Wacker you are almost as mentally unstable as Paisting, also how many years ago did I play that hand?

Wacker used the word ****** once too often, he is on my ignore list. I suggest you do the same. Thread lot cleaner without.

Are you Paistings long-lost twin?

Okay we get it, he berated you in chat. Man up, words can't hurt you, but obsessing over it to the point that you constantly berate him here does hurt you in other ways.

Is that really why wacker's being such a prick? That's some pathetic ****.

Yeah tbh wacker berating Paisting every single day is getting tiresome.

So yesterday I tried this myself at the PLO tables. Now obviously I was ---EV in the games I played and I tilted QUITE a bit, making ridculous shoves and calls all the time. I switched between playing 50bb and full stacks and lost like 600bb in total over >5,000 hands, almost busting my account at several points lol. Playing two different stakes, I did however pay >800b in rake and finished in the Top 5 and Top 20 of 2 different leaderboards, so my account balance was basically "reset" today (I think I´m up 2 Dollars after the reset haha) and I will get another 20% rakeback on top of this tomorrow. So I did actually make money, albeit at a ridiculous hourly win rate, despite clearly being a losing player in these games.

It´s just a losing player´s dream, assuming you put in a lot of volume.

So yeah, how Paisting doesn´t move back to Party is just beyond me. In terms of sheer stupidity, this might be even worse than shoving J5o for 500bb lol.

LOVE YOU ALL! lol

He gets a big advantage on 888 because he can use his HUD to make optimal decisions and exploit the villains tendencies. That's worth more than 15 buyins a day of rakeback

Yeah that's true actually. Some videos from 2010 said playing with HUD is absolutely essential so you can punish the weaker players.

Clearly. He would probably feel insulted if people handed him free money. He actually insta quit when I did "a Paisting" once (i.e. shoved every hand on all of his tables). He really wants to "earn" the money. Judging by what I´ve seen and read from him so far, I´m only semi-kidding here.

On a side note, your threads are just sick, well played

Yo do Doug Polk or Galfond still coach people?

They should take this man on

Taking someone down 200k at the lowest stakes possible and managing to turn them into a winning player would be epic

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paisting doesn't need a great player to win. he needs a mindset coach. he's shown that he's slight loser to slight winner when he's not on monkey tilt. he seemingly doesn't want to win.

He needs jungleman's hitman to elimante minraiseres.

especially if we're talking lifetime winning player

man doesn't need some HS player to coach him though, just needs someone to give him a nice back rub when he loses a pot

He doesn't need a coach. The advice to stop being such a big loser is so basic - stop shoving any 2 cards. It's that simple. But he doesn't want to stop doing that. He's convinced that shoving any 2 cards is the correct way to play.

Based on what I've seen that's big facts

Man is more focused on convincing the world he's really unlucky more than anything

The l only +EV decision I could ever see him doing right now is quitting

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This definitely made me LOL

Fixed your post

A piece of software that stops him from doing what he´s doing might help. I told him to use TiltBreaker numerous times, but it seems like he can´t use it on his computer. Maybe somebody can write him a software that instantly freezes the software the second he 1. pushes all-in before the flop with anything but JJ+,AQ+, 2. loses a flip, 3. types a SINGLE WORD in chat (i.e. symptom of tilt)?

Then again, he could simply use stuff like FocusMe to limit the damage. Now obviously there are some workarounds (did I mention that I´m a degenerate as well?), but in his case, it can´t make matters worse if you get shut down automatically say 30 minutes into the session ...

You don't understand man. There's simply no other way to punish those whales that min raise 100% of buttons. Of course, to balance your ATC shoving range from the blinds you also have to sometimes open shove 500bb UTG with 93o. This may be slightly -EV, but it's better than letting people run you over!

I'd like to think it's just Patrik Antonius blowing off steam on a gimmick. Or some other ultra rich mathematician from Finland.

The unfortunate reality is Paisting needs fixed limit poker.