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nice

pick

yeah

go jays!!!

fail gif is fail

Always figured you for a God complex:

BuddyIcon: You know, we're never going to rebuild unless we start getting smart about things. We're cutting costs but we're not developing good young players. That's the one thing that, by definition, we absolutely have to do as a rebuilding team.


allard_back_youngun: I agree. That's why we're going to start making decisions with help from PECOTA.

BuddyIcon: What, you mean the mathematical system that projects the potential and future worth of players?


allard_back_youngun: Uhmm...the uh...the what? I was talking about the ex-Royal who rides around on a custom chopper bike giving advice to general managers everywhere.

**OnlineHost** An engine is heard revving in the distance...


allard_back_youngun: Here he comes! WE MUST HEED HIS WORDS

**OnlineHost** PECOTA has entered the chatroom.


PECOTA:
HRRRRYEEEEARRHHH



BuddyIcon: What in the ****?

PECOTA: SILENCE! PECOTA SPEAKS


allard_back_youngun: Yeah! Silence!

PECOTA: /dismounts bike

/stands motionless


allard_back_youngun: ...

BuddyIcon: ...

PECOTA: PECOTA SAYS! YOU ARE TO DIG A HOLE, TWO FURLONGS DEEP, IN SHALLOW CENTER FIELD

PECOTA: IN THIS HOLE! YOU ARE TO PLACE A BASEBALL GLOVE, A JASMINE ROOT, TWO HUNDRED DOMINICAN DOLLAR BILLS, AND A PICTURE OF A FIRE TRUCK DRAWN BY YOUR ELDEST CHILD

PECOTA: THEN LEAVE! AND WAIT FOR EIGHT DAYS. ON THE NINTH MORNING, RISE FROM YOUR BED AND SEARCH THE HOLE FOR A VERSATILE UTILITY INFIELDER

PECOTA: FOR MANY YEARS HE WILL SERVE AS A VALUABLE DEFENSIVE HAND AND HELP OFF THE BENCH

PECOTA: DO NOT GET HIM WET OR FEED HIM PEANUTS


allard_back_youngun: It will be done, PECOTA.

PECOTA: /stoops to gather handful of dirt

/opens palm, watches which way it blows

PECOTA: THE PECOTA WILL NOW DEPART YOU

/rides off in direction of wind

HRRYYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH

**OnlineHost** PECOTA has left the chatroom.

BuddyIcon: Is...is he real?


allard_back_youngun: More real than you could ever imagine. Now make haste! Gather the ingredients! I'll start digging!

BuddyIcon: Where the hell am I supposed to buy jasmine root?


allard_back_youngun: I don't know, but don't half-ass it. Theo Epstein tried using snakeskin instead of fish scales, and he ended up with a shrieking, hairless man-beast who spawned flesh-eating scorpions from his belly button every nightfall.

BuddyIcon: Take it easy, I don't want Julian Tavarez on our team any more than you do.

lulz

i think the edit better describes how i feel

Yeah, but you're still Canadian. So there's that.

Sam Jackson:

you are both absolutely terrible at posting gifs

Canadian is French for "can't post gif".

What is this run on ex Phillies prospects?

was banhammer pmed?

Rymer Liriano (OF-SD)

Robbie Erlin (SP-SD)

pecota holding up the draft


in the meantime, another trade

DanVH gives: Lomo ($4, 3) Starlin ($4, 3) Chacin ($4, 3) and next years 3rd round pick
Exit gives: Jennings ($4, 2) Trumbo ($4, 1) Cozart ($4, 1) and next years 1st round pick

note cozart going to danvh's active roster, not costing him a pick. ( i think, looking back he may not have said this)

Confirm.

And yes, Cozart to active roster please