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08-23-2011 , 02:29 PM

#18851

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

also an earthquake in colorado today for the first time in 40 years. world is definitely coming to an end.

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08-23-2011 , 02:33 PM

#18852

CSheahan

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 597

Where in Colo? I didn't feel anything

08-23-2011 , 02:34 PM

#18853

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

had 1 in NY an hour ago

08-23-2011 , 02:35 PM

#18854

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

confirmed world ending

08-23-2011 , 02:37 PM

#18855

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

you know youre jewish when the first thing that crosses your mind while experiencing your first earthquake is oh **** i dont have insurance

08-23-2011 , 02:37 PM

#18856

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSheahan

Where in Colo? I didn't feel anything

http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/08/23/col...ake/index.html

08-23-2011 , 02:48 PM

#18857

TheRenaissance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

you know youre jewish when the first thing that crosses your mind while experiencing your first earthquake is oh **** i dont have insurance

*types out racist joke*
*strokes Hitler 'tache*
*deletes it*

08-23-2011 , 02:49 PM

#18858

chessterfish

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 2,078

according to google it seems the world was meant to end on 21st may 2011, but now its meant to be 21st october because i assume they got it wrong

08-23-2011 , 02:59 PM

#18859

DamnRinger

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,334

Quote:

Originally Posted by CSheahan

Where in Colo? I didn't feel anything

apparently southern. It was in the middle of the night. I didn't feel anything in denver. but apparently we could have if I was awake.

08-23-2011 , 03:01 PM

#18860

TheRenaissance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-HA...layer_embedded
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08-23-2011 , 07:26 PM

#18861

ReDLiNeMaKeDiKHaRd

grinder

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 546

I usually go with "ok, cool, by the way, nice to meet you wanna see my redline?" and then it's pretty much gg from there.

08-23-2011 , 07:44 PM

#18862

DiscoBisco

banned

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,701

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReDLiNeMaKeDiKHaRd

I usually go with "ok, cool, by the way, nice to meet you wanna see my redline?" and then it's pretty much gg from there.

so what you're saying is redlinemakepusswet too?

08-23-2011 , 08:09 PM

#18863

TheRenaissance

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 10,588

Why did you delete your post seraph? If it was to make redline look slightly mental then I approve.

08-23-2011 , 08:34 PM

#18864

Adam27X

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 2,107

Ren, I didn't think it was possible for me to love you any more than I already did.

08-23-2011 , 08:49 PM

#18865

H0NEY BADGER

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,650

Quote:

Originally Posted by juan valdez

the last couple pages remind me of a game i like to call "how much"? its a great way to get to know people and also have lols with your friends. when playing with amateurs you should pose a specific question but as your friends become more advanced you can just say "how much" at a given situation. also as you become more advanced you can establish an individual currency for your friends ie disco bucks, badger bucks etc

here goes

1.jokes about dumping dong malt on her forehead are great but how much to bang her?

2.how much to replace the lead singer?
3.how much to replace the guy on the far right?
make sure you make it past 1:30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V6OjgYTqbg

disco round

Spoiler:

i play a similar game with friends, but its based on how many beers not $

1. $2,000 is what id give it a try for. no guarantee it wouldnt take more to physically make it happen though

2. $5

3. $25

4. -$100

5. -$100

08-23-2011 , 08:57 PM

#18866

BoterSmoter

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 2,238

Any ex-pokerplayers hotties here who wanna be a webcam model?

http://www.streamatemodels.com/

08-23-2011 , 09:08 PM

#18867

blankoblanco

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoterSmoter

Any ex-pokerplayers hotties here who wanna be a webcam model?

http://www.streamatemodels.com/

i just love the phrase "up to" in any sort of job advertising. "earn up to 10k a week!" so that means what? that it's conceivably possible for it to happen to someone, no matter how unlikely? every time i play the lottery i can earn up to several million bucks. way better business opportunity

08-23-2011 , 11:10 PM

#18868

NCSU07

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 3,356

standard business imo. i remember in college some guy came to campus with a "great job opportunity that could make me 30k in a summer". turns out it was something stupid going door to door selling crap, and they had a small group of ppl that busted their ass and made a killing.

08-24-2011 , 12:19 AM

#18869

zachvac

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 13,777

http://jmckinley.**************/dc-ea...ke-devastation

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08-24-2011 , 12:27 AM

#18870

juan valdez

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0NEY BADGER

i play a similar game with friends, but its based on how many beers not $

1. $2,000 is what id give it a try for. no guarantee it wouldnt take more to physically make it happen though

2. $5

3. $25

4. -$100

5. -$100

can you sing or something? youd get up in front of your school and passionately attempt to reach all those high notes with a straight face for $5? respect

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY-HA...layer_embedded
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lol i love the yeah im peeping attitude

08-24-2011 , 03:12 AM

#18871

H0NEY BADGER

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,650

no, its the opposite. im such a terrible singer everyone would realize right away its a joke so not really that embarrassing. but i was kinda drunk earlier. sober it would take enough to make me feel like i got somethin for doing it, but still not much. prolly like $200.

08-24-2011 , 05:55 AM

#18872

TwoSmeets

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,988

lol **** why not, looks like a fun time and the girls are pretty. I'd do it for free ^^

08-24-2011 , 06:29 PM

#18873

MATEUSZEK

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,598

What's the going rate for FTP $? Might consider selling some.

08-24-2011 , 06:47 PM

#18874

RiverMustelid

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by MATEUSZEK

What's the going rate for FTP $? Might consider selling some.

I read a blog post by sparky in MSNL that he might be looking to take some.

I'm not sure me posting my views on rate would be helpful for you.

GL!

08-24-2011 , 06:52 PM

#18875

MATEUSZEK

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 3,598

Yeah, he just said something in the MSNL forums. At that rate I might as well wait it out.

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