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08-17-2011 , 06:20 PM

#18726

blankoblanco

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Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 8,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by K_2

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hero is bb with AKdd

utg raises $15, 2 calls, 3folds, btn raises to $75, sb folds,

hero?

sigh, you can't post a hand like this without any reads on utg or btn

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08-17-2011 , 06:23 PM

#18727

Cursefree

journeyman

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 268

Armpit chew-chew.....ROTFLMAO

08-17-2011 , 06:28 PM

#18728

K_2

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Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 19,646

utg tag, btn aggr reg...just lookin for some ideas on how to play from the blinds in these spots..
seems im my 4 bet is getting called and im missing flop often

08-17-2011 , 06:36 PM

#18729

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jah Onion

SWIM had around 1g dmt lying around for months and didn't take it cuz SWIM didn't feel ready.

I am the same way... there is some around here somewhere... dunno when ill be ready to do it again though. Last time I hit .1 out of a powder bong and had a somewhat bad trip and threw up everywhere.

Definitely prefer the dreamy awareness that comes from multiple, lighter doses. Only gone to another dimension 4 times.

08-17-2011 , 06:37 PM

#18730

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

it is hard to quantify a favorite, but juan definitely puts in the work to qualify as a favorite poster

08-17-2011 , 06:54 PM

#18731

juan valdez

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Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_

Bowling is one thing people seem to get better at as they drink more.

yep this is true for me also. i bowl maybe once a year or less but when i do i score higher each game and obv ive drank more each game

the other thing im actually great at while drunk is cooking. every single time i make food drunk it tastes great

08-17-2011 , 07:08 PM

#18732

mpethybridge

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mpethy's somewhat reasonable mod voice: Hey you stupid ****ing closet nazis: If you're stupid enough to be prejudiced against Jewish people, keep it to yourselves. The grown ups in this thread don't need to listen to that ****, and are tired of it.

From me, personally: I hope you all choke on your ****ing swatstikas. GFY.

08-17-2011 , 07:10 PM

#18733

H0NEY BADGER

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Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 2,650

do you nazi we were just joking?

08-17-2011 , 07:16 PM

#18734

TheRenaissance

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I do actually think there are one or two people ITT that thinks the Jews control everything illuminati-style. But yeah, that convo on the last page was in jest. I think.

08-17-2011 , 07:17 PM

#18735

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

I am not one of them

14.9k posts for my first infraction boys. i really thought ive made much worse posts than that one.

08-17-2011 , 07:19 PM

#18736

TheRenaissance

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You are a man now coordi, your first battle scar.

08-17-2011 , 07:19 PM

#18737

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

i am, and was, in the know that zenzor is jewish

08-17-2011 , 07:23 PM

#18738

nsoshnikov

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Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 4,986

apprently jew jokes are not aloud, i sure hope jokes of other nationalities/religions are not allowed either

got infraction for +1ing lol

08-17-2011 , 07:30 PM

#18739

Zenzor

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

08-17-2011 , 07:30 PM

#18740

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by coordi

I am not one of them

14.9k posts for my first infraction boys. i really thought ive made much worse posts than that one.

i blame the jews

08-17-2011 , 07:44 PM

#18741

GeckoMike

journeyman

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 232

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpethybridge

Thank you Mpethy. I am Jewish.

08-17-2011 , 07:50 PM

#18742

mpethybridge

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If those posts were, in fact, jokes, then they were jokes that were:

A. In exceptionally poor taste; and

B. Still offensive to me and the posters who reported the posts.

If you don't actually have a swatstika, then you're not in any danger of choking on it.

Last edited by mpethybridge; 08-17-2011 at 07:59 PM.

08-17-2011 , 07:58 PM

#18743

mpethybridge

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Zenzor

i blame the jews

Feel free to post ITT how amused I was by this post.

08-17-2011 , 08:00 PM

#18744

Zenzor

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,420

edit: chilling out. 99 infraction points lol

08-17-2011 , 08:05 PM

#18745

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

i had a post that i found hilarious all typed up but now im worried what will happen if i post it. i dont want to offend anyone.

all i will say, is i could only be so proud if someone said the same comment about catholics. we are known for *formerly* running the world and pedophile priests. in practice (reality) i am agnostic, but even we just get confused for atheists (terrible people).

08-17-2011 , 08:16 PM

#18746

coordi

I'm tired boss

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 28,804

My last post isn't meant to be edgy in any way, it is unfortunately a truthful statement
Except the parenthasis about atheists, that was another joke

08-17-2011 , 08:41 PM

#18747

TimTamBiscuit

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 2,134

Quote:

Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship

sigh. every time i try 6m i do the dumbest **** ever

Yeh but at least at 6m dumb **** sucks out more often.
I do the dumbest **** at FR due to boredom and that is much worse than doing it at 6m.

Since FTP died I've been playing 6m exclusively and enjoying it much more than FR.

08-17-2011 , 08:41 PM

#18748

TwoSmeets

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Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,988

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheRenaissance

I do actually think there are one or two people ITT that thinks the Jews control everything illuminati-style. But yeah, that convo on the last page was in jest. I think.

Do people who take this view generally believe that all Jews are in on it? Or that there is a small group of people (Rothschilds), who happen to be mostly/all Jewish, that run things Illuminati-style?