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08-17-2011 , 06:20 PM
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Originally Posted by K_2
live pokerz 2/5 nlh9, $800 effective

hero is bb with AKdd

utg raises $15, 2 calls, 3folds, btn raises to $75, sb folds,

hero?
sigh, you can't post a hand like this without any reads on utg or btn
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08-17-2011 , 06:23 PM
Armpit chew-chew.....ROTFLMAO
08-17-2011 , 06:28 PM
utg tag, btn aggr reg...just lookin for some ideas on how to play from the blinds in these spots..
seems im my 4 bet is getting called and im missing flop often
08-17-2011 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Jah Onion
SWIM had around 1g dmt lying around for months and didn't take it cuz SWIM didn't feel ready.
I am the same way... there is some around here somewhere... dunno when ill be ready to do it again though. Last time I hit .1 out of a powder bong and had a somewhat bad trip and threw up everywhere.

Definitely prefer the dreamy awareness that comes from multiple, lighter doses. Only gone to another dimension 4 times.
08-17-2011 , 06:37 PM
it is hard to quantify a favorite, but juan definitely puts in the work to qualify as a favorite poster
08-17-2011 , 06:54 PM
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Originally Posted by _Goldseraph_
Bowling is one thing people seem to get better at as they drink more.
yep this is true for me also. i bowl maybe once a year or less but when i do i score higher each game and obv ive drank more each game

the other thing im actually great at while drunk is cooking. every single time i make food drunk it tastes great
08-17-2011 , 07:08 PM
mpethy's somewhat reasonable mod voice: Hey you stupid ****ing closet nazis: If you're stupid enough to be prejudiced against Jewish people, keep it to yourselves. The grown ups in this thread don't need to listen to that ****, and are tired of it.

From me, personally: I hope you all choke on your ****ing swatstikas. GFY.
08-17-2011 , 07:10 PM
do you nazi we were just joking?
08-17-2011 , 07:16 PM
I do actually think there are one or two people ITT that thinks the Jews control everything illuminati-style. But yeah, that convo on the last page was in jest. I think.
08-17-2011 , 07:17 PM
I am not one of them

14.9k posts for my first infraction boys. i really thought ive made much worse posts than that one.
08-17-2011 , 07:19 PM
You are a man now coordi, your first battle scar.
08-17-2011 , 07:19 PM
i am, and was, in the know that zenzor is jewish
08-17-2011 , 07:23 PM
apprently jew jokes are not aloud, i sure hope jokes of other nationalities/religions are not allowed either

got infraction for +1ing lol
08-17-2011 , 07:30 PM
08-17-2011 , 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by coordi
I am not one of them

14.9k posts for my first infraction boys. i really thought ive made much worse posts than that one.
i blame the jews
08-17-2011 , 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by mpethybridge
mpethy's somewhat reasonable mod voice: Hey you stupid ****ing closet nazis: If you're stupid enough to be prejudiced against Jewish people, keep it to yourselves. The grown ups in this thread don't need to listen to that ****, and are tired of it.

From me, personally: I hope you all choke on your ****ing swatstikas. GFY.
Thank you Mpethy. I am Jewish.
08-17-2011 , 07:50 PM
If those posts were, in fact, jokes, then they were jokes that were:

A. In exceptionally poor taste; and

B. Still offensive to me and the posters who reported the posts.

If you don't actually have a swatstika, then you're not in any danger of choking on it.

Last edited by mpethybridge; 08-17-2011 at 07:59 PM.
08-17-2011 , 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Zenzor
i blame the jews
Feel free to post ITT how amused I was by this post.
08-17-2011 , 08:00 PM
edit: chilling out. 99 infraction points lol
08-17-2011 , 08:05 PM
i had a post that i found hilarious all typed up but now im worried what will happen if i post it. i dont want to offend anyone.

all i will say, is i could only be so proud if someone said the same comment about catholics. we are known for *formerly* running the world and pedophile priests. in practice (reality) i am agnostic, but even we just get confused for atheists (terrible people).
08-17-2011 , 08:16 PM
My last post isn't meant to be edgy in any way, it is unfortunately a truthful statement
Except the parenthasis about atheists, that was another joke
08-17-2011 , 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by isunkurbttlship
sigh. every time i try 6m i do the dumbest **** ever
Yeh but at least at 6m dumb **** sucks out more often.
I do the dumbest **** at FR due to boredom and that is much worse than doing it at 6m.

Since FTP died I've been playing 6m exclusively and enjoying it much more than FR.
08-17-2011 , 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance
I do actually think there are one or two people ITT that thinks the Jews control everything illuminati-style. But yeah, that convo on the last page was in jest. I think.
Do people who take this view generally believe that all Jews are in on it? Or that there is a small group of people (Rothschilds), who happen to be mostly/all Jewish, that run things Illuminati-style?
08-17-2011 , 08:43 PM
hey jewish people, im happy for ya, and ima let you finish. but black people have the best stereotype of all time.
08-17-2011 , 08:47 PM
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