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07-01-2015 , 08:40 AM

#1276

BookToMarket

Carpal \'Tunnel

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Morning gents

07-01-2015 , 08:44 AM

#1277

SenseiSingh

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Good evening

07-01-2015 , 08:45 AM

#1278

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Mornin' BtM. They attempted to overthrow the monarchy last night. Please let history show that I was not a traitor.

07-01-2015 , 08:56 AM

#1279

BookToMarket

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BustoRhymes

Mornin' BtM. They attempted to overthrow the monarchy last night. Please let history show that I was not a traitor.

Duly noted good sir. You shall be rewarded in time with land and treasure.

07-01-2015 , 08:58 AM

#1280

Montecore

RPElf = +EV

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 82,386

fakeb,

I think by "land and treasure" he means "hep C and dick lesions", but hey, treasure is treasure I suppose.

07-01-2015 , 09:00 AM

#1281

Soulman

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So this is a pretty cool spin on spammy distractify.com/FB clickbait: what superpower pill would you take if given the choice? Warning: ABSURDLY long (~ 10 min read), but definitely worth it.

http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/06/02...bit-hole-goes/

07-01-2015 , 09:02 AM

#1282

saw7988

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Dammit Soulman, now we all have to sit here and read the next 20 posts that say "I'd take the _____ pill. I'd do _____ with it. Everyone laugh please."

Last edited by saw7988; 07-01-2015 at 09:03 AM. Reason: Hopefully my post will bring that "20" down to 5-10

07-01-2015 , 09:05 AM

#1283

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 26,670

Quote:

Originally Posted by Montecore

fakeb,

I think by "land and treasure" he means "hep C and dick lesions", but hey, treasure is treasure I suppose.

If the King says such things are a reward for my loyalty, then I will wear them with pride

Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

Can confirm it is absurdly long and no one with a shred of dignity will read.

BRB reading.

07-01-2015 , 09:07 AM

#1284

Soulman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by saw7988

Dammit Soulman, now we all have to sit here and read the next 20 posts that say "I'd take the _____ pill. I'd do _____ with it. Everyone laugh please."

Yeah, don't do that. No one cares, which is sort of the point. Read past the pic then either read all of it or meh.

07-01-2015 , 09:11 AM

#1285

Soulman

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Predicted reactions

Yugo

Spoiler:

Monte

Spoiler:

fakeB

Spoiler:

BTM

Spoiler:

Emoken

Spoiler:

SynBro

Spoiler:

SAW

Spoiler:

07-01-2015 , 09:16 AM

#1286

BustoRhymes

Grand Elf

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saw gif is tragically accurate

07-01-2015 , 09:40 AM

#1287

BookToMarket

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hysterically dying from laughter over saw's reaction gif.

07-01-2015 , 09:42 AM

#1288

saw7988

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Hahaha the Saw one is awesome. Lolled at a few. Amazing post SM.

07-01-2015 , 09:55 AM

#1289

bixby snyder

A distant second

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 6,396

A+ reactions post makes up for B- link imo.

07-01-2015 , 11:18 AM

#1290

MortalWombat

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,125

I would choose the yellow one just for the ability to make people go into a coma.
Guy who cut me off: coma
Stupid bitch ahead of me in the checkout line arguing with the clerk over a 20¢ coupon: coma
Little kid kicking the back of my seat on an airplane: coma
Etc.
It would do wonders for my stress levels.

07-01-2015 , 11:27 AM

#1291

Syndr0m

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Time to get into Eckhart Tolle books wombat

07-01-2015 , 11:32 AM

#1292

MortalWombat

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No, I'll stick with the coma power, thanks.

Edited to add: After reading the Wikipedia page on him, yeah, I'd put that mother****er in a coma too.

Last edited by MortalWombat; 07-01-2015 at 11:42 AM.

07-01-2015 , 11:54 AM

#1293

SenseiSingh

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SM post (with more people included) should have been July LC thread's OP!

07-01-2015 , 11:55 AM

#1294

Soulman

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Glad you took it in good spirits saw

MW, that sounds perfectly normal and healthy, good choice!

07-01-2015 , 12:32 PM

#1295

MortalWombat

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Soulman

MW, that sounds perfectly normal and healthy, good choice!

I'd also put people who patronize me in a coma too.

07-01-2015 , 12:34 PM

#1296

fredd-bird

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I'd put people that read that link in a coma.

07-01-2015 , 01:06 PM

#1297

Soulman

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It's actually a good short story, wtf

07-01-2015 , 01:08 PM

#1298

Soulman

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MortalWombat

I'd also put people who patronize me in a coma too.

The movie character you relate the most to is Will Smith in "I Am Legend"! You enjoy being on your own, love long walks with your dog and don't mind doing laborious research with little chance of success. You have somewhat of a Jesus (not God) complex.