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03-05-2010 , 10:45 PM
"that guy's a dick! raise"

if i ever play live, this is pretty much my thought process
03-05-2010 , 11:38 PM
Dealer: Noot Flooshy wins $19.48 with Flush,
King high
pocketaces47: what a fish lol i knew you
didn't have anything
Noot Flooshy: i had ur hand beaten equity
wise
Noot Flooshy: lol
Noot Flooshy: as if u call with A hi!
pocketaces47: you just fish lol
pocketaces47: too funny
Noot Flooshy: lulz
Noot Flooshy:
Noot Flooshy: reload then
Noot Flooshy: mr big man
pocketaces47: ok
pocketaces47: lol
pocketaces47: especially since you're a fish
i'll take it in no time now
Noot Flooshy: go on then
Noot Flooshy: rebuy in
Noot Flooshy: stack me
Noot Flooshy: i dare u



A+++ bant to get a fish to rebuy.
03-05-2010 , 11:40 PM
Update.

Stacked him again.

Dealer: Noot Flooshy wins $22.30 with
Straight, Queen high
Chat is now enabled
pocketaces47: again?
pocketaces47: lol
pocketaces47: wish a freaking fish
03-05-2010 , 11:41 PM
lmao, and again. chat = ev.

pocketaces47: lol
Dealer: Noot Flooshy wins $14.88 with Two
Pairs, Aces and Sixes
Noot Flooshy: lol
03-05-2010 , 11:48 PM

such a sick sick day... fu hu
03-05-2010 , 11:52 PM
gg sir
03-06-2010 , 12:03 AM
by far the most satisfying hand of poker ive ever had
ive played against villain like 30 hands and he has a 3 bet of like 45%
he hit and ran for like 1.25BI earlier

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players - View hand 572392
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $54.55
BB: $50.75

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with K Q
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $6, Hero raises to $18, BB calls $12

Flop: ($36.00) T 6 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $36.55 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: $36.00
Hero wins $35.50
(Rake: $0.50)
03-06-2010 , 12:07 AM
this kids is how to get a frequent 3bettor! 4bet him light, flop like durrrr and make him regret not 5bet shoving ^^


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (UTG): $100.00
CO: $169.10
BTN: $114.00
SB: $165.45
BB: $122.45

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with 2 2
Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, BTN raises to $10.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $27, BTN calls $16.50

Flop: ($55.50) 6 2 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $22, BTN raises to $87 all in, Hero calls $51 all in

Turn: ($201.50) Q (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($201.50) 2 (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $201.50
Hero shows 2 2 (four of a kind, Twos)
BTN shows K K (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
Hero wins $198.50
(Rake: $3.00)
03-06-2010 , 12:08 AM
forgot to mention this was the second hand and i hit and ran after
03-06-2010 , 12:10 AM
why is that so satisfying

you flopped the nuts and he folded
03-06-2010 , 12:29 AM
Nice way to finish my rush session today.

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $58.10
SB: $141.05
BB: $21.63
UTG: $70.39
MP: $81.94
Hero (CO): $82.22

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with 5 5
UTG calls $0.25, 1 fold, Hero calls $0.25, 2 folds, BB checks

Flop: ($0.85) 9 6 5 (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $1, Hero raises to $3.25, BB folds, UTG raises to $5.50, Hero raises to $81.97 all in, UTG calls $64.64 all in

Turn: ($141.13) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($141.13) J (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $141.13
UTG shows 8 9 (two pair, Nines and Sixes)
Hero shows 5 5 (a full house, Fives full of Sixes)
Hero wins $138.13
(Rake: $3.00)
03-06-2010 , 12:30 AM
lol GOONERCAM, that must feel so good
03-06-2010 , 01:08 AM
time to start reviewing my worst session ever yayyyy!!!
03-06-2010 , 01:47 AM
lmao, just absolutely annhialated someone HU on 4 tables.
03-06-2010 , 01:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
lmao, just absolutely annhialated some HU on 4 tables.
Cake by any chance....?
03-06-2010 , 01:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos_
Cake by any chance....?
Yeah




Last edited by absolutefish; 03-06-2010 at 02:00 AM.
03-06-2010 , 02:06 AM
lol sustainable

can americans play on cake?
03-06-2010 , 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
lol sustainable

can americans play on cake?
Yeah, loads of US guys on there. Some of them are v.solid, but there a ton of gamblers at NL20/NL50, especially HU.
03-06-2010 , 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by absolutefish
Yeah, loads of US guys on there. Some of them are v.solid, but there a ton of gamblers at NL20/NL50, especially HU.
awesome, might move over there and clear the bonus
rakeback looks nice too

vs 44/13, his first donk. stacked him earlier getting AK vs AQ in pre

this look okay? I tanked the river and thought about folding


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.05(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($5.07)
BB ($3.42)
UTG ($16.43)
Hero ($12.83)
BTN ($3.04)

Dealt to Hero A K

UTG calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.25, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.20

FLOP ($0.57) 8 K 9

UTG bets $0.57, Hero calls $0.57

TURN ($1.71) 8 K 9 Q

UTG bets $1.71, Hero calls $1.71

RIVER ($5.13) 8 K 9 Q 7

UTG bets $5.13, Hero calls $5.13
03-06-2010 , 02:16 AM
I'd raise flop, a lot worse calls here given draws out and we basically have the nuts on the flop.
03-06-2010 , 02:19 AM
yeah, I called to let him keep barreling. If I raised and he just shoved on me it would pretty much suck because I could see him doing this with naked flush draws, 98/K9/K8/88/99. By the river I figured I was WA/WB
03-06-2010 , 02:28 AM
been doing really well lately (since I basically stopped playing hold em), but I'm running quite a bit over EV and I have no motivation to grind. Granted, my EV line is still winning at a solid rate, but I don't want to see the bottom drop out.

(with that said still over 30bi under EV since november)
03-06-2010 , 02:31 AM
Just play poker when you want. If you don't want to play, don't play. I rarely win when I'm sitting there with no enthusiasm.
03-06-2010 , 03:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sharkbaitOHH
awesome, might move over there and clear the bonus
rakeback looks nice too

vs 44/13, his first donk. stacked him earlier getting AK vs AQ in pre

this look okay? I tanked the river and thought about folding


Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.05(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($5.07)
BB ($3.42)
UTG ($16.43)
Hero ($12.83)
BTN ($3.04)

Dealt to Hero A K

UTG calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.25, fold, fold, fold, UTG calls $0.20

FLOP ($0.57) 8 K 9

UTG bets $0.57, Hero calls $0.57

TURN ($1.71) 8 K 9 Q

UTG bets $1.71, Hero calls $1.71

RIVER ($5.13) 8 K 9 Q 7

UTG bets $5.13, Hero calls $5.13
this seems fine. river is kind of close but if he gets it in with AQ pre I guess you could assume he is reasonably aggressive. I don't like raising at any point since he's betting potsize, we're 200bb deep and hate life if reraised, and we keep a ton of bluffs in his range.

      
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