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Old 03-20-2010, 07:09 PM   #3301
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Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $340.25
SB: $213.35
Hero (BB): $388.35
UTG: $218.00
CO: $400.45

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BB with J 8
2 folds, BTN raises to $6, 1 fold, Hero calls $4

Flop: ($13.00) J 7 8 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($13.00) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10

River: ($33.00) J (2 players)
Hero bets $28, BTN raises to $90, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $252, BTN calls $162

Final Pot: $537.00
BTN mucks 7 K
Hero shows J 8 (a full house, Jacks full of Eights)
Hero wins $534.00
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:13 PM   #3302
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i was soooooooooo close to shoving
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:14 PM   #3303
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Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($10)
BB ($14.03)
CO ($16.61)
Hero ($16.72)

Dealt to Hero K Q

CO raises to $0.35, Hero raises to $1.20, fold, fold, CO calls $0.85

FLOP ($2.55) J T A

CO checks, Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50

TURN ($5.55) J T A J

CO checks, Hero bets $14.02 (AI), CO calls $13.91 (AI)

RIVER ($33.37) J T A J 9

Hero shows K Q
(Pre 75%, Flop 91.1%, Turn 87.5%)

CO shows K T
(Pre 25%, Flop 8.9%, Turn 12.5%)

Hero wins $32.37
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:24 PM   #3304
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

no one ***** call with K high

Cake Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) - Cake-Poker Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

UTG ($50)
MP ($130.86)
CO ($92.85)
Hero (Button) ($58.75)
SB ($35.87)
BB ($34.45)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, K
3 folds, Hero bets $1.50, 1 fold, BB calls $1

Flop: ($3.25) 9, A, 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $2.50, BB calls $2.50

Turn: ($8.25) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($8.25) 8 (2 players)
BB bets $4.12, Hero calls $4.12

Total pot: $16.49 | Rake: $0.80

Results:
Hero had Q, K (high card, Ace).
BB had 7, J (high card, Ace).
Outcome: Hero won $15.69



sick 30bbs pot
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:34 PM   #3305
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Saturday evening grind...ON!
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:38 PM   #3306
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I managed to drop 3buyins again, omg
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $57.95
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $55.25
CO: $52.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $114.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 2 2
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) 4 K 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.50) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $17, Hero requests TIME, [color=red]Hero


villain is typical tag...do I have to put him on KJ and ship, or can I fold? I so wanted to...
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:43 PM   #3307
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why would you want to fold, do you not like money?

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Old 03-20-2010, 07:44 PM   #3308
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if you want to fold you may, but I would not recommend it

I mean, cmon... You gonna say he has 44 and fold?
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:47 PM   #3309
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so whats his range? Does he do that for value with worse, except for KJ, and even that is debatable? Does he bluff like that? IDK, I just looked at my hand, saw a set and shipped it, definitely looked like a fold at the moment though
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:48 PM   #3310
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i really hate this game now

my whole perception of money has completely changed

I cant stand people bitching about saving/losing 5 bucks here and there, it sooo tilts the **** out of me, and it shouldnt.
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:54 PM   #3311
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aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game

edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, I'll never forget february. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:04 PM   #3312
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aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game


edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, **** march. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...
snap
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:11 PM   #3313
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FMLFMLFML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!! INSERT GODDAMN FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU PIC HERE AASDFP[ASDJ POISKBGFLIKASGF98IOUASHFJ KJ


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $26.45
UTG: $155.90
MP: $78.45
CO: $50.00
BTN: $52.65
Hero (SB): $62.80

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is SB with A Q
2 folds, CO raises to $1.50, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5.50, 1 fold, CO calls $4

Flop: ($11.50) 6 Q 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $6.50, CO calls $6.50

Turn: ($24.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, CO calls $15

River: ($54.50) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.50, CO calls $0.50

Final Pot: $55.50
CO mucks T Q
Hero shows A Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
Hero wins $52.75
(Rake: $2.75)


**** ME
(could have get over 2k and go to sleep peacefully)
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:13 PM   #3314
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:16 PM   #3315
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I managed to drop 3buyins again, omg
Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $57.95
UTG: $50.00
Hero (MP): $55.25
CO: $52.05
BTN: $50.00
SB: $114.10

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with 2 2
1 fold, Hero raises to $1.75, 2 folds, SB calls $1.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($4.00) 4 K 2 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.75, SB calls $2.75

Turn: ($9.50) J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $7, SB raises to $17, Hero requests TIME, [color=red]Hero


villain is typical tag...do I have to put him on KJ and ship, or can I fold? I so wanted to...
You're doing it wrong.

1st you jizz in your pants
then you stick in the monies
then titties

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i really hate this game now

my whole perception of money has completely changed

I cant stand people bitching about saving/losing 5 bucks here and there, it sooo tilts the **** out of me, and it shouldnt.
Lol tell me about it.

I went into a group meeting at my school today, and apparently $20 is a lot of money. What's even weirder is that I go to a primarily rich Jew school o.O
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:16 PM   #3316
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wish me luck guys...Jersey Shore party tonight. Right now ive got as close to a blowout hairdo as possible for me, the big sunglasses, and my first ever spray on tan. Its completely rediculous.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:21 PM   #3317
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over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

ksight: first, still pretty sure that we are counting on him being total moron to make aprofit there.
second of all, jews are cheap and stingy, everyone knows that
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:24 PM   #3318
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wish me luck guys...Jersey Shore party tonight. Right now ive got as close to a blowout hairdo as possible for me, the big sunglasses, and my first ever spray on tan. Its completely rediculous.
Pics after?

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over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

ksight: first, still pretty sure that we are counting on him being total moron to make aprofit there.
second of all, jews are cheap and stingy, everyone knows that
Not the ones here

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edit: LOL guy at the table had KK at the same time
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:24 PM   #3319
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over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?

getting laid isnt the point...but if i made it the point this would be a losing bet for you.

im married
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:28 PM   #3320
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aggo: tell me about it. I suck at poker, cant beat freakin microstakes and...
In last hour I lost and then won more than most of my friends spend in a month. Whats more, I lost more than I have in my bank account at the moment. My NL100 shot was worth 3x times more than my friends made during summer holidays, and 2.5x more than is my teachers salary. Crazy freakin game

edit: writing that made me want to kill myself, I'll never forget february. god, I suck at life

edit number two: while I was writing this I won a flip QQ vs aK and AA vs KK, so...
r u still in high school?
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:32 PM   #3321
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getting laid isnt the point...but if i made it the point this would be a losing bet for you.

im married





just remember, matt, I know you're married but, if you wanna a failsafe plan to hook up with some random then just do this on the dance floor and the poon will come chasing:
















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Old 03-20-2010, 08:35 PM   #3322
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over/under on doran not getting laid tonight?
doesnt he have a wife?

of so, i bet a birrion dollars that he gets laid tonight (matt we go 50/50)
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:38 PM   #3323
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sevendeuc: obv. And from the looks of it, I will be staying for some time (graduating in 2 months, too much playing breakeven pokerz and too little actual studying).

doran: so, why do you need luck then?
kidacao: Im new here and Im quite open about my suckiness at poker, so I cant really cover more than 10mil
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:40 PM   #3324
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me also, ru from U.S.
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:41 PM   #3325
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brag: 1st in the march madness pool
variance: flipped a coin for some of the picks
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