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Old 03-06-2010, 09:15 PM   #926
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Does this do anything for ev?

Full Tilt Poker $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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Hero (BTN): $25.25
SB: $20.55
BB: $39.12
UTG: $31.23
MP: $25.00
CO: $30.05

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $0.75, 1 fold, BB raises to $39.12 all in, Hero requests TIME, Hero calls $24.50 all in

Flop: ($50.60) 9 5 3

Turn: ($50.60) A

River: ($50.60) 6

Final Pot: $50.60
Hero shows Q Q (a pair of Queens)
BB shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
BB wins $48.07
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:16 PM   #927
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Its funny when ppl complain about being ZOMG 14 buy ins below ev

I have been as much as 40 buy ins below ev in one month. And have seen graphs of much much worse. Play more volume if 14 buy ins below ev is such a huge deal.
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:17 PM   #928
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

but they are talking about 100bb stacks
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:20 PM   #929
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

FU.

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Hero ($22.74)
BB ($14.86)
UTG ($10.14)
UTG+1 ($14.87)
CO ($10.30)
BTN ($18.03)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG calls $0.10, fold, fold, BTN raises to $0.40, Hero raises to $1.40, fold, UTG calls $1.30, BTN calls $1

FLOP ($4.30) J 8 9

Hero bets $3.50, UTG raises to $8.74 (AI), BTN folds, Hero calls $5.24

TURN ($21.78) J 8 9 6

RIVER ($21.78) J 8 9 6 A

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 82.0%, Turn 90.9%)

UTG shows A J
(Pre 29%, Flop 18.0%, Turn 9.1%)

UTG wins $20.33
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:20 PM   #930
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but they are talking about 100bb stacks

rofl

this is pretty damn witty

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Old 03-06-2010, 09:21 PM   #931
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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but they are talking about 100bb stacks
The hands are std... not posting cos they're special or anything. I just get mega board sometimes during sessions sometimes and enjoy mindless chatter in here.
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:26 PM   #932
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get a new line matt
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:27 PM   #933
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Its funny when ppl complain about being ZOMG 14 buy ins below ev

I have been as much as 40 buy ins below ev in one month. And have seen graphs of much much worse. Play more volume if 14 buy ins below ev is such a huge deal.
so what exactly are u saying?

so **** ur 14bis below, i have saw some dick n harry 50bis below

i couldnt give a **** about dick n harry tbh, its me all i give a **** abt
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:28 PM   #934
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I'm saying get over it
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:30 PM   #935
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lol
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:30 PM   #936
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I'm saying get over it
accepted,

but when ur playing only 15k hands a month, and ur running 14bis below ev while ur trying to move up in stakes, it sucks dick tbh
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:32 PM   #937
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got it out of your system yet?
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:34 PM   #938
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

no

anyway, ur running like **** too (well i gathered this from ur posts about nl200, then nl100 then nl50)

u got it out of ur system yet>

and ps, i told ya, sng are the nuts
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:38 PM   #939
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

taking a shot at 100nl 6max!

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Old 03-06-2010, 09:39 PM   #940
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Another 2 BI dropped

KQ vs 66 on KK56
AQ vs QQ on Q77

Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:40 PM   #941
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Another 2 BI dropped

KQ vs 66 on KK56
AQ vs QQ on Q77

Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
its mirco BBV post away sir

should add, its an internet forum, u really shouldnt give a **** about who u 'upset' imo

and im playing nl10 due to tilt, and theres a reg and im 3betting him every time, and he instant folds every single time, wtf

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Old 03-06-2010, 09:42 PM   #942
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taking a shot at 100nl 6max!
wtf sir, i thought i were like nl200 plus?
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:49 PM   #943
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lol




































lol
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:51 PM   #944
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NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Full Tilt
SB ($50)
BB ($60.60)
UTG ($50.50)
UTG+1 ($210)
CO ($55.45)
Hero ($63.95)

Dealt to Hero K A

fold, UTG+1 raises to $1.75, fold, Hero raises to $7, fold, fold, UTG+1 calls $5.25

FLOP ($14.75) J A 2

UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $22, UTG+1 raises to $203 (AI), Hero calls $34.95 (AI)

TURN ($128) J A 2 J

RIVER ($128) J A 2 J 5

Hero shows K A
(Pre 70%, Flop 88.2%, Turn 96.6%)

UTG+1 shows A 6
(Pre 30%, Flop 11.8%, Turn 3.4%)

Hero wins $125
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:51 PM   #945
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no

anyway, ur running like **** too (well i gathered this from ur posts about nl200, then nl100 then nl50)

u got it out of ur system yet>

and ps, i told ya, sng are the nuts
pretty soon I will be playing at matt's level

much of it was a big cash out followed by 2k downswing
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:55 PM   #946
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wtf sir, i thought i were like nl200 plus?
Back when I was running good and before tax downswing
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:55 PM   #947
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S'not really a gimmick, and would rather Mod's didn't 'out' me so to speak. But I needed to get back on ma grind and figured the best was to do so would be to start a fresh account.

You wouldn't know me anyways, so it doesn't really matter.
this makes sense. didnt think you were actually new to this site so to speak, given you dont sound like your avg idiotic guy whos just registered.

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and im playing nl10 due to tilt, and theres a reg and im 3betting him every time, and he instant folds every single time, wtf
is his screename Spraggy59?

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Wont post HH don't wanna upset the ****ing yokels who've been here for half a decade.
this is brilliant!
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Old 03-06-2010, 09:59 PM   #948
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pretty soon I will be playing at matt's level

much of it was a big cash out followed by 2k downswing
ouch, the reason im pissed off, is im a money nit, irl, nowi have lost like $500 due to run bad, this is like wtf to me....added to the fact, everysingle hand even in sng i enter i lose, aq vrs 68, flop 68xxx, me out...

anbd 14bis below ev is like wtf to me, im only really used to 6-7bis, **** this for a hobby,

anyway, **** the free world, nl10 for now on imo
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Old 03-06-2010, 10:05 PM   #949
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this is brilliant!
o confirmed... there are a lot of regs here who play higher stakes...a lot of them are friendly and helpful in what is after all a micros stakes section of the forum. It does however annoy me when regular posters here who play higher stakes are only here to slap there dicks in the faces of unlers and act like bigshots.

There are ssnl forums for a reason?
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Old 03-06-2010, 10:19 PM   #950
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o confirmed... there are a lot of regs here who play higher stakes...a lot of them are friendly and helpful in what is after all a micros stakes section of the forum. It does however annoy me when regular posters here who play higher stakes are only here to slap there dicks in the faces of unlers and act like bigshots.

There are ssnl forums for a reason?
oh lawdy, stop posting stupid super standard beats then. Post something exceptional like where you flopped quads and got runner-runner royaled. Then I guarantee I will be first in line to offer my condolences.

You're really hormonal, like a pregnant chick(or any chick). You're so quick to lose your cool and take the things people post as a personal attack
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