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Old 03-13-2010, 04:27 AM   #2051
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i didnt realize a girl could be selfish if shes letting you have sex with her
A girl can be selfish in bed, just as how a guy can be selfish in bed as well.

Or maybe that's just how I see things.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:33 AM   #2052
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A girl can be selfish in bed, just as how a guy can be selfish in bed as well.

Or maybe that's just how I see things.
Well I can tell you in my current relationship, if I want to have a good time I def starting out doing all the work. Girls don't just pop boners and wanna secks.

Girls can be bad in bed tho compared to other girls, but when comparing any girl to palmela makes any girl looks great, lol.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:43 AM   #2053
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i didnt realize a girl could be selfish if shes letting you have sex with her
might be the only statement you have made in months I approve of

well done sir
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:50 AM   #2054
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Everytime I review a HH and go to post a hand here, but I realize by the time I give the reads and thought process I'm like wtf easy game. Hinsight is 20/20 tho.
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:55 AM   #2055
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A girl can be selfish in bed.
like when they wont do ass to mouth

it's like god, think of someone besides yourself for once honey
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Old 03-13-2010, 04:58 AM   #2056
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thanks for plugging my post sharkbait

i dont think its helpful for real life strat, but it's good to think about teh maths sometimes
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:04 AM   #2057
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

dan

make 3b theory post

gogogo
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:07 AM   #2058
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dan

make 3b theory post

gogogo
Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:19 AM   #2059
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
we are talking about dif things
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Old 03-13-2010, 05:22 AM   #2060
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we are talking about dif things
Now I support that motion even more lol
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:11 AM   #2061
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Sick checks guys

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Entraction
SB ($7.22)
BB ($10)
UTG ($16.81)
CO ($25.26)
Hero ($10.80)

Dealt to Hero 6 6

fold, CO raises to $0.30, Hero calls $0.30, SB calls $0.25, fold

FLOP ($1) 6 5 K

SB checks, CO checks, Hero checks

TURN ($1) 6 5 K 6

SB bets $1, CO raises to $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, SB raises to $6.92 (AI), CO raises to $24.96 (AI), Hero calls $8 (AI)

RIVER ($28.92) 6 5 K 6 4

SB shows A K
(Pre 7%, Flop 0.8%, Turn 0.0%)

CO shows A A
(Pre 73%, Flop 4.5%, Turn 0.0%)

Hero shows 6 6
(Pre 21%, Flop 94.7%, Turn 100.0%)

Hero wins $27.52
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:32 AM   #2062
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5k hand to get rostucko

no graph bc I am lazy

no more pokers pls
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:37 AM   #2063
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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Lol his equation is in the thread, just change ranges.

Better than a tl;dr right? Haha.

But really as a math major I support any math anytime lol.
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Now I support that motion even more lol
quick, what is the square root of the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
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Old 03-13-2010, 06:38 AM   #2064
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quick, what is the square root of the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
42
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Old 03-13-2010, 07:22 AM   #2065
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

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I've actually only had 1 sexual experience.

fyp
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Old 03-13-2010, 08:17 AM   #2066
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Thoughts.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/87...istory-733857/
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:09 AM   #2067
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lol donkaments
IDK, as far as Im concerned donkaments are played quite easily. Just wait till you have 10BBs and start shipping random hands in random order
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:46 AM   #2068
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $53.15
BB: $98.85
UTG: $74.94
CO: $99.55
Hero (BTN): $96

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) 8 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) T (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $21, CO raises to $85.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $61 and is All-In

River: ($192.75) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $192.75 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
CO showed T T and WON $189.25 (+$93.25 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 and LOST (-$96 NET)

flame me for this please!!
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Old 03-13-2010, 09:59 AM   #2069
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Re: *** Official March uBBV thread nsfw ***

I feel like posting one of these...

I actually expected a 5 dunno what went wrong there.


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $62.45
UTG: $119.20
MP: $87.55
CO: $43.50
Hero (BTN): $106.00
SB: $121.70

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with J J
2 folds, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO calls $3.50

Flop: ($10.50) 2 3 4 (2 players)
CO bets $2, Hero raises to $10, CO raises to $39 all in, Hero calls $29

Turn: ($88.50) 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($88.50) A (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $88.50
CO shows 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes)
Hero shows J J (a pair of Jacks)
CO wins $85.50
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:10 AM   #2070
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<- never going to move up to nl100
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:13 AM   #2071
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Just played 150 hands.

Wiped out my losses for last 6 sessions.

WAHOOOOO!

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Old 03-13-2010, 10:14 AM   #2072
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Absolute, $0.25/$0.50 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 5 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter

SB: $53.15
BB: $98.85
UTG: $74.94
CO: $99.55
Hero (BTN): $96

Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (BTN)
UTG folds, CO raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $6, 2 folds, CO calls $4.25

Flop: ($12.75) 8 J 4 (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8

Turn: ($28.75) T (2 Players)
CO checks, Hero bets $21, CO raises to $85.55 and is All-In, Hero calls $61 and is All-In

River: ($192.75) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $192.75 Pot ($3.50 Rake)
CO showed T T and WON $189.25 (+$93.25 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 and LOST (-$96 NET)

flame me for this please!!
Looks absolutely fine, probably wouldn't 3b pre, but other than that it looks fine.
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:14 AM   #2073
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yeah, don't...


[x] tarp fail (BB Korean aggrotard)


Full Tilt Poker $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
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BB: $100.00
UTG: $271.40
MP: $104.00
CO: $111.40
Hero (BTN): $144.75
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BTN with K K
UTG raises to $3, 2 folds, Hero calls $3, 1 fold, BB raises to $13, 1 fold, Hero raises to $29, BB raises to $100 all in, Hero calls $71

Flop: ($203.50) 7 Q 6

Turn: ($203.50) 9

River: ($203.50) 8

Final Pot: $203.50
BB shows T T (a straight, Ten high)
Hero shows K K (a pair of Kings)
BB wins $200.50
(Rake: $3.00)
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:18 AM   #2074
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Go fk yourself FT. Suckouts are worse there than anywhere else by a long shot. Why do I ever play at that POS site?
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Old 03-13-2010, 10:21 AM   #2075
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man it feels depressing to be back in finland

but hey at least i can browse teh internetz on a train
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