borders it all matters what you're doing with your peen in the meantime.

edit- i read that as "her getting fired" and not you getting fired. what do you do for work? I doubt i'd risk getting fired from a good job for anything less than a 9.

i would eat at the game. baseball is a lot of sitting and talking and if you two aren't very close it may become a little awkward. getting food there will get u something to do with your hands and stuff

also i think borders is leaving out some important (and potentially damning) information

what "school" could you work at where it is a firing offense to sleep with one of the students that goes there?

a high school. so it sounds like he is an adult employee at a secondary school. before i continue any further, confirm/deny borders?

i just assumed it was another employee of the school

mehhh i thought about this but im a pretty good conversationalist and if it is awkward then it isnt a good thing anyways imo

another option was to offer up grabbing a drink downtown after the game (the park is right near a bunch of bars).

or i could do both depending on how it goes.

also baseball is the type of thing where you can sit in silence for 10-15 mins and it's not really that awk at all cause you are watching the game and there is a lot going on.

why would that be against the rules? why would the other employee talk if her job would be put into jeopardy too?

just doesnt add up to me.

this is clever. my default is like the exact opposite since if theres one thing that i'm self conscious about, it's having people watch me eat. anything that could possibly go wrong during food consumption, especially around a girl, i am paranoid of.

that said, ballgames are long ass sit-downs, so the above fits nicely. combine that with the whole "peanuts and cracker jack" thing, where everybody eats at the ball park. i'd hate to be out with someone and be the only people not eating something; people see food and want food. if 30 people around you are eating a ballpark frank, you're gonna wanna ballpark frank. worst case you can make an innuendo.

girls are ******s

also assuming this all goes well (it's my life so i assume epic collapse tbh)

im going to text her brother tomorrow: "just as a heads up im taking your sister out tonight. dont tell her i told you lol but i thought you should know. holla."

god i'm good.

like i should brag though, i've done that as a date and it wasn't successful.

dont you wish you were hot like me

I'll take "things I could have asked my mom when I was 6" for $800, Alex.

dont you wish you were a freak like me

i hardcore lurk this thread and want to second a survivor

.

****ing lurkers ill fight you all

I'm unaware, wtf is survivor?

a tv show

oh should have figured that lol

well count me in then

A poll where someone gets voted off the island (more specifically banned).

And while anyone can plainly see that it would be by far the most interesting thing to happen to this thread since BG, it doesn't appear that it will happen. Maybe such things were abolished site-wide, I haven't seen one in OOT in a long time. I dunno.

OOT has an itchy-banfinger as a whole anyway.

I love OOT. They're pretentious in a way that the whole world should be.

The powers that be frown on survivors and I think will chastise the mod who bans the loser.

i too think survivors are stupid so no way sorry

and what fly said

It's a dental college, and I'm technically not a teacher though I teach some computer and lab material. Basically the rule is employees can't have relationships with anyone, not students, not each other etc. It's a pretty good job for a 22 year old, a bit over $40k/yr with very good benefits and I don't have a degree so there is like a 4% chance of finding a similar position without going back to school. I personally don't think any pussy is worth risking this job over but a couple of friends suggested otherwise.