I wish that was funny. I've never been roasted online before.

Maybe somebody more clever could do it next time?

lol idk whether to be flattered or offended

Well, you're in the 90% of regs ITT that I like, so I doubt offended would be the right choice.

Why wouldn't you want to be unique? Blending in means you're common or boring.

I've never had a problem with unique.

in related girl news, my date tonight went very awesomely. she's asleep in the other room, i have a greaettttt buzzzwszz going, and im about to go back in my room w/her where role models is playing.

pic from earlier. just walking around downtown ATL before coming back to athens.



edit -- don't worry, i made fun of her endlessly for wearing a ****ing hoodie this morning.

i'm never gonna increase my power ranking itt if u keep posting pics of girls on the actual date

My macking fly honeyz update of the moment: girl msged me on POF a couple days ago saying "So you're a Sharks fan, cute, and can appreciate 'Love, Actually'? How are you still single?!" and I can't decide if I want. A couple pics where she looks decently cute and a couple pics where she doesn't (perhaps encouraging that the weird ones are at weird angles and the good ones are at normal angles? I feel like usually it's vice versa).

the top-down angle is always a fat chick. always.

Add baggy clothing into the mix and you have a certified fat chick.

I feel like I provide a buncha pics for this forum, so I don't really feel hypocritical asking u for pics. PM is fine if you wanna dip your toes in the shallow end first

+1 to at least GETTING more angles.

Top-down angle = "I hate how everything looks below my boobs."

edit -- if she's fat, you could prolly brain her on the first date imo. Go for it.

sometimes vintage says funny things that go unnoticed, or simply unappreciated.

Ok, TR time I guess. I'm bored.

So I met this girl on Friday very randomly with a friend of mine when a few friends were coming over for the new Entourage on Sunday night. Normal introductions, whatever. She is not super caught up on the show, and it's like a half hour before the show starts, so I get us both a drink from the fridge, mug out of the freezer, do it up right imo.

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Anyway, sit down next to her, start talking about the various characters and how they all kinda fit in. Luckily, she quickly realizes that Jeremy Piven is hilarious, so I find her to be a keeper. Also btw, that other pic doesn't really do her justice. She looks a LOT like Alexis Dziena (Ashley, E's old girlfriend) irl.



After the show, most people leave, but she stays with a buddy of mine (the guy she came with), one of my roommate's friends (dece cute chick, but doesn't factor other than it added another female), my roommate, and myself. We keep on drinkin and start playing darts. I find out quietly that other buddy is NOT going after the girl and that I have the green light to pursue. My roommate is a dece wingman, so he manipulates the dart skills of the four of us (other buddy didn't wanna play, lolherbaments) as follows.

1) Me
2) Roommate
3) Roomate's friend
4) Girl I'm mackin on

obv that means 1+4 and 2+3 are the most fair teams. Nice move by him imo. She hits a few lucky darts, gets mega excited, more rungood. We keep talking, realize that she is way into all kinds of music. This one's gonna not only be a layup, and the ref just dropped the basket to only be 4ft high. She's also into art. I've been looking around for someone to paint something on my living room wall wall, so I tell her the idea, and she sketches up something that's actually really solid.

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I go "well hey, when do you get out of class tomorrow? I'm free in the afternoon, wanna paint this up on the wall?" She's pumped that I liked her design, "sure!" I slide her my phone "put your number in here so I don't have to call Wes to get in touch with you tomorrow." She does, and then calls the number with my phone so that she has my number. All signs point to poundtown thus far.

Blahblah yesterday during the day was w/e. About 3pm (she gets out of class/work at 4) I text her "Hey, can we do boats n' hoes a little bit later? I have some music I need to write before Monday. You are still welcome to come over and chill whenever though."

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She replies "Oooh, blowing me off eh? Nah it's cool, I want to see what you're working on. Be over after 4." Once again, I run hot. She comes over, I show her the music, geekout w/e. We forget about boats n' hoes (good move by me imo, gets her over to my house one more time) and decide to go out since "I've been sitting in front of the computer all day working."

She randomly said something about wanting to get Papa John's ****ty pizza taste out of her mouth for the past week, so I suggest we go to a pizza place nearby (OsTornado if you're reading this, Peppinos on Whitehall/Milledge). Good times, conversation flowed pretty well. We go to a bar after dinner.

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Keep normal conversation, w/e. She is a flavored vodka fan, so I snag her some orange vodka, sprite, & grenadine (what's that drink called? It's good btw), and myself a jack/coke. Nom. Pretty good hilarity ensues as another random friend of mine stumbles into the bar drunk, and stammers over to us to tell my date that I was a good guy, and to tell me that she is too pretty for me. I play it off like "shhhh, I know she is, but don't let her know!" She seems somewhat flattered, but I'm still obvvvvvvvvv the dominant one lolz.

Anyway, drinks over, we go back to my house, throw in a movie, and then autopilot takes over from there. Sick brag -- I have no idea what happens in the end of the movie.

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This morning, I actually made breakfast. Legit breakfast. Again, stocked fridge + some cooking skills are a plus. Mushroom/spinach omelet, apple butter toast, watermelon, coffee & OJ. She's coming over later to finally paint boats n' hoes on the wall and maybe go out tonight too, we'll see.

BTW, I almost forgot, CRC is off marching drum corps (www.dci.org if u dont know what that is) this summer -- I won't see her until mid-August. I'm well aware of what goes down on tour, so I told her we would just basically start over again once she got back, but we were both allowed to do w/e we wanted over the summer.

Cliffs:
- Sometimes you rungood and can actually act normal with a chick on the first date.
- Hot chicks are very approachable
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edit -- this girl needs an SL-appointed acronym, but I can't think of anything.

yeah, thats what i meant. a couple 1 or 2 nighters and that was it.

gf was telling me that at work the other day 5 guys asked for her number. she said it was creepy.

Goofy just post pics, makes it so much easier, you know it!

at once? That **** IS creepy. Make sure she's not on virginiabukkakefarm.com or something like that.

well done.


her nickname should be EZ

C-

My s/n on doyle's room is bukkakefarm. Somewhat more relevant.

btw, I was thinking of calling her BnH

Reads Vintage's tr

*grabs notepad*

Good s*** sir.

genuine lol'ed at delicatessen. how old are you if 20 is a cradle rob?

i was going to suggest this.

Ya, I think I have old pics of it up on the wall somewhere. I'm going to get drunk one day and do "SL CRIBS" in my ftp robe with a video camera, I'll make sure to include that.

I'm 24. Honestly, I don't feel so much like a cradle robber with this one (CRC is still 19). It's just a little more complicated socially when your date is under 21. Not at the bar we went to last night, but in general it's a lot more hassle.

SL cribs is a good idea actually, id do an "episode" but i wont be moved in till early august at my new place

You seem surprised.

SL cribs would have been an awesome idea last year when we had the most amazing pad. Next year itsa bit of a hole but only 2mins away from uni instead of 45.