"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes - Page 258

haha idk, ill update on that with a confirmation if he takes his shirt off after the infiltration soccer match tonight. if i had to guess he probably wears those skinny-jeans things. i mean hes what you think of when you hear "lanky"

05-17-2010 , 03:45 PM

#6428

yeotaJMU

Shines ELIte's Shoes

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so i can never tell if youre serious, drunk, or what when you post

05-17-2010 , 03:47 PM

#6429

zugzwang83

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

so i can never tell if youre serious, drunk, or what when you post

until yesterday, drunk every time. until i leave on the 8th, drunk 0%. except maybe saturday during the CL final, havent decided on that yet. not sober + that many empty calories could be the downfall of my plan.

05-17-2010 , 03:48 PM

#6430

Spurious

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You seriously change that dramatically for a girl?

You have no chance of getting her!

05-17-2010 , 03:49 PM

#6431

zugzwang83

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ill save u a spot at the wedding spurious

05-17-2010 , 03:50 PM

#6432

Spurious

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Originally Posted by zugzwang83

ill save u a spot at the wedding spurious

haha ok

05-17-2010 , 03:53 PM

#6433

niftymatt

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fishmeout

zz- does he look like a Holocaust victim when his shirt is off? Sounds seriously unhealthy.

5'9" 130 myself. I'd say about 10 of that was gained from working out. I am definitely healthy.

05-17-2010 , 05:19 PM

#6434

LKJ

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Quote:

i was just leaving the gas station with a large icee, having forgotten all about my need to drop the 15 lbs/23 days, and left it on top of my car so it fell off on the way home. only had 1 bowl of rice yesterday, and today has been 1 bowl of rice and a small thing of baked beans (gotta keep my protein up, knaamean?). should be able to last til tmrw on this.

This sounds so awful. I'd have to be chasing guaranteed sex with Scarlett Johansson to go through this rather than chasing possible sex with whoever this girl is.

But I'm rooting for you to pull this weird **** off in any case.

05-17-2010 , 05:19 PM

#6435

Flyingbanana

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So you think becoming thinner and underweight is the path to this girl's heart? Sounds a little drastic to be honest.

Anyone have any ideas for stuff to do with a girl in revision period? She wants to meet up and have a break for a few hours. Something really low key and relaxing. I'm kinda stuck for ideas.

05-17-2010 , 05:34 PM

#6436

zugzwang83

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Flyingbanana

So you think becoming thinner and underweight is the path to this girl's heart? Sounds a little drastic to be honest.

and better at tennis and fully fluent at spanish and i forgot what all else? yessir! actually just maybe, who knows yet.

Quote:

Anyone have any ideas for stuff to do with a girl in revision period? She wants to meet up and have a break for a few hours. Something really low key and relaxing. I'm kinda stuck for ideas.

bowling

edit - thanks lkj! gonna go watch the notebook later for inspiration/motivation

05-17-2010 , 05:49 PM

#6437

il_martilo

Pooh-Bah

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zugzwang83

and better at tennis and fully fluent at spanish and i forgot what all else? yessir! actually just maybe, who knows yet.

bowling

edit - thanks lkj! gonna go watch the notebook later for inspiration/motivation

Where's she from? I might be able to give you some regional slang to impress her with.

Highlight of my morning-- I walk into class with snacks in hand (we all take one day to bring snacks since it's a 4 hour class). Naturally I bring Fruit roll-ups and Capri Suns because I haven't had an excuse to eat that stuff since I was like 10.

E looks at the me, looks at the table, looks at me again and just says "you're awesome."

Ship it.

05-17-2010 , 06:05 PM

#6438

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

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iknow.jpg amirite?

05-17-2010 , 06:06 PM

#6439

LKJ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zugzwang83

edit - thanks lkj! gonna go watch the notebook later for inspiration/motivation

Also, buy this shirt.

05-17-2010 , 06:15 PM

#6440

Flyingbanana

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Quote:

Originally Posted by zugzwang83

and better at tennis and fully fluent at spanish and i forgot what all else? yessir! actually just maybe, who knows yet.

bowling

There are no bowling places in my city for some reason..

05-17-2010 , 06:17 PM

#6441

DerrtySlime

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an adult male weighs 200lbs. all of this 130-150lb is pathetic.

05-17-2010 , 06:18 PM

#6442

goofyballer

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It may just be my body type, but I'm slightly (not badly) overweight at 6'3" 200 (lost 15-20 pounds so far this year)

05-17-2010 , 06:44 PM

#6443

Flyingbanana

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Ya, I'm currently trying to gain weight at the mo. Was about 140 pounds a month or two ago, now up to about 150 after starting going to the gym and eating a bit more.

Just a little worried that I'll have a slight stomach bulge for the summer.

Silly foreigners and their odd measuring systems. I only really understand kilos and have to convert everything. lalala.

05-17-2010 , 07:08 PM

#6444

DerrtySlime

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buy the book starting strength. I went from 160 to right now im about 177ish and look a lot better. Still gaining. 2-4L of milk a day is what ive done and its been amazing.

05-17-2010 , 07:12 PM

#6445

CCuster_911

You Only Live Once

Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 24,435

Quote:

Originally Posted by goofyballer

It may just be my body type, but I'm slightly (not badly) overweight at 6'3" 200 (lost 15-20 pounds so far this year)

This isw not overweight, you may not be in shape but thats a fine weight for your size....

fwiw in 6'4" 190 all muscle ldo

05-17-2010 , 07:17 PM

#6446

yeotaJMU

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6 ft 225, still thick. lost 80 lbs since last june though.

05-17-2010 , 07:18 PM

#6447

fishmeout

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I'm like 6'4" 195 right now and am trying to add (muscle) weight because I'm not very big still.

05-17-2010 , 07:38 PM

#6448

il_martilo

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Tall guys ITT. 5'9'' FTW.

05-17-2010 , 07:39 PM

#6449

Vintage00

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Quote:

Originally Posted by yeotaJMU

6 ft 225, still thick. lost 80 lbs since last june though.

Thick is ethnic talk for "fat" iirc.

Also, if any of you end up marrying a girl itt, I want an invite.

Last edited by Vintage00; 05-17-2010 at 07:40 PM. Reason: jk yeota <3<3

05-17-2010 , 07:43 PM

#6450

yeotaJMU

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meh im not fat anymore imo

and lol, ill send you a PM with the wedding date/time hahaha

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