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07-05-2020 , 01:25 AM

#151

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,689

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuffle

That's not nerves John, that's a booty call.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schlitz mmmm

I've told him this on multiple occasions. He refuses to listen.

Everybody on the forum has told him this multiple times, but he is perfectly happy with his state of denial.

07-05-2020 , 09:28 AM

#152

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phat Mack

Everybody on the forum has told him this multiple times, but he is perfectly happy with his state of denial.

I don't care if everyone on Earth tells me. You (and they) are wrong.

My Friday night "date," and again I put the word "date" in quotation marks, told me it's okay to actually text her first (I never do). She's another friend, and that's as far as it goes, although my secretary would love to see us together.

Really, guys, if either were available, I'd be interested, but they're not, so I'm not.

07-05-2020 , 10:55 AM

#153

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,689

I'm thinking of a career change. I may give up my lucrative Poker Coaching and Life Coaching practice and become a dating coach. I'll start my clients of with a careful reading of Epictetus. They'll soon realize that availability means nothing. I'll be rich!

07-05-2020 , 11:48 AM

#154

Ray Zee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,946

rich helps.

07-05-2020 , 01:23 PM

#155

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phat Mack

I could ruin your career.

07-05-2020 , 01:40 PM

#156

Rebelp

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 3,773

From Mrs Merton show, she asked his wife “So what first attracted you to multi millionaire Paul Daniels “

07-05-2020 , 10:58 PM

#157

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

Career Change?!! Now that is Rich. Phat Mack’s one and only career is avoiding all careers. Now I, on the other hand, have actually had Five careers; Six if you count retirement as a career. Something only a genius can accomplish.

07-05-2020 , 11:08 PM

#158

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeno

Yes, Genius, with a capital G.

I've had one career but a number of jobs. I've been in two unions. And I make no claim to genius.

07-05-2020 , 11:28 PM

#159

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

I’ve been in two unions also. Even went on strike once, with a small s. I ran away and got another job. Genius.

You should make a claim to Genius, John, it keeps others on their toes and at arm’s length.

Last edited by Zeno; 07-05-2020 at 11:48 PM. Reason: Apostrophe?

07-05-2020 , 11:41 PM

#160

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeno

Zeno, I seem to keep others at arm's length without even trying. Or some others.

I might claim to have risen above mediocrity, but I'm not sure about that either.

07-05-2020 , 11:56 PM

#161

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,381

John, stop stealing my life and personality

07-06-2020 , 08:17 AM

#162

Phat Mack

Twat-Waffle

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,689

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zeno

Captain Duckling isn’t very clued up on these systems and won’t be able to respond to technical queries.

07-06-2020 , 08:54 AM

#163

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

When asked at Customs if he had anything to declare, Oscar Wilde replied, "I have nothing to declare but my genius."

Zeno had competition.

07-06-2020 , 09:48 AM

#164

Ray Zee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,946

genius is synonymous with crazy

07-06-2020 , 09:58 AM

#165

Rebelp

banned

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 3,773

I really need to stop drinking, when I fail again I tell B2 I’ve “Oscared” again
“I can resist anything except temptation “

07-06-2020 , 05:08 PM

#166

vanwely

journeyman

Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 321

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shuffle

This particular player once picked up his entire chip stack and threw it across the table in my face when I felted him one night, without provocation.

If you felted him, what chips did he have left to throw at you? Did he rebuy and then throw his chips at you? That would be really premeditated.

07-06-2020 , 06:09 PM

#167

Dominic

Tripod

Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 75,381

he lost the hands and the chips were not in the middle of the table yet, obviously

07-06-2020 , 06:55 PM

#168

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

genius is synonymous with crazy

Sane people are boring.

07-06-2020 , 06:58 PM

#169

Ray Zee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,946

and as i always advocate is to make any player going all in or a big bet push his chips in the pot. the casino will not make him pay if you he decides not to, so your are stuck.

07-10-2020 , 01:29 PM

#170

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

I play Words With Friends with only one person now. I've played "sex" each of the last three games and "coitus" once. I think the quarantine is beginning to get to me.

07-10-2020 , 01:56 PM

#171

Ray Zee

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 17,946

you do know that the quarantine doesnt mean you cant leave the house. there is still a big world out there and less people in it polluting things.

07-10-2020 , 02:04 PM

#172

John Cole

Lounge Nighthawk

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,204

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

you do know that the quarantine doesnt mean you cant leave the house. there is still a big world out there and less people in it polluting things.

I have left the house a few times. Usually to see my daughter and family. Spent last weekend in Newport at a friend's house; they were away. And played golf once. Other than that, I'm pretty much a hermit.

And things are good here.

07-10-2020 , 02:04 PM

#173

lastcardcharlie

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 10,727

07-10-2020 , 02:41 PM

#174

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

^^^^
A+

07-10-2020 , 02:46 PM

#175

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

It is Friday and the quicker you realize you ain't going to live forever no matter what you do or don't do or dredd - You need to get out the door and cause some trouble. Life is too short. And risk is inherent in everything. Even drinking a glass of milk (think Hitchcock movie).

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