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06-26-2020 , 09:16 PM

#101

Schlitz mmmm

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pay the 9-hole rate, then leave the Marshall for dust on the back nine, on a cart I neither paid for.

that's how we do

Last edited by Schlitz mmmm; 06-26-2020 at 09:21 PM.

06-27-2020 , 03:23 PM

#102

Rebelp

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“Never eat cake, eat salmon sandwiches and remain young” is a good way to remember how to spell necessary

06-27-2020 , 05:29 PM

#103

Ray Zee

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chicken in the car and the car wont go thats how you spell chicago.

06-27-2020 , 05:42 PM

#104

Rebelp

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The plot thickens yet again.
All the above ways to remember how to spell words are based on mnemonics, a word that is impossible to spell

06-27-2020 , 06:38 PM

#105

Ray Zee

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ok schlitzese

06-28-2020 , 08:30 PM

#106

Ray Zee

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hey mack,

you got that sahara dust storm down by you? what up with that.

06-28-2020 , 08:34 PM

#107

Schlitz mmmm

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

ok schlitzese

like chinese? You win lol

I thought the Spanish word 'ese' was as far as the wordplay could go

You old soldiers are Goat

The Lounge 4life

06-28-2020 , 09:47 PM

#108

Phat Mack

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 12,688

Dust is terrible here. We just had an hour and a half of thunderstorms, so I hope it clears out some of it.

I wear a mask when I'm out in public, but the dust still got in my eyes and nose when I was working in my yard. I'll be glad when it's gone.

06-29-2020 , 12:10 AM

#109

Rebelp

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Since I believe in peace and love I hope this won’t happen, but if anyone tries to best me at wordplay. I will not back down. See if you can work out the link between “Starry Starry night’s” and this post

06-29-2020 , 12:50 AM

#110

R*R

I wish I was Einstein

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I do see some Tom Petty.

06-29-2020 , 03:08 AM

#111

Ray Zee

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its certainly petty

but my thoughts are more clean

06-29-2020 , 03:10 AM

#112

Ray Zee

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mack you might want to stay inside when it is like that. those small particles lodge in your lungs.
and why would you want your nose gone.

06-29-2020 , 02:57 PM

#113

Zeno

Le Misanthrope

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 22,617

Monday Song:

06-29-2020 , 03:12 PM

#114

Rebelp

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^^
All this is on repeat, but after telling B2 about Jeans skill in the nose bopping department he said “She did very well, but it’s hardly the hardest target to locate”

07-02-2020 , 04:35 PM

#115

mrbaseball

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It's only Thursday but it is the weekend! I just poured my first, lets go!

07-02-2020 , 04:44 PM

#116

Bob148

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on the topic spelling, i get all warm and happy feeling inside when a self proclaimed "super genius" doesn't know how to spell rhetorical and routinely mixes up your you're their they're there etc etc.

funny thing about weekends when you're unemployed, they don't mean quite so much, except you get to hang out with your workin friends. - les claypool

ok who has a pool i can jump in?

07-02-2020 , 05:52 PM

#117

Ray Zee

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words should be spelled as they sound. not the way the englishmen of old did it. they messed up everything they did. the world is still fighting over their world dominance.
if we can topple statues we can make our language sound and write together

retorical

07-02-2020 , 05:58 PM

#118

Rebelp

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Just waiting for the ol’ “Gloved finger up the rectum“ , X-ray, and hopefully get an enema and go home

07-02-2020 , 05:59 PM

#119

Bob148

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i still cant figure out if ray is a straight shooting goofball, or a goofy straigth shooter. hmmm.

so no pool?

07-02-2020 , 08:07 PM

#120

Ray Zee

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nine ball side pocket

07-02-2020 , 08:16 PM

#121

lastcardcharlie

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I vote that Esperanto be declared the official Lounge language.

07-02-2020 , 08:32 PM

#122

lastcardcharlie

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I could never pronounce French words beginning with R, like roi or rue. You have to be a throat contortionist to do it.

07-02-2020 , 11:06 PM

#123

Rebelp

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The woman taxi driver who got me home gave me one of the best examples of righteous indignation that I have heard.
The culprit of the recent Reading murders came from Lybia. She overheard one of the couple in the back seat of the cab saying “It’s always Pakis that do this stuff “
She turned round and said “It’s not even the same continent, learn some Geography “

Last edited by Rebelp; 07-02-2020 at 11:11 PM. Reason: She is of African origin

07-03-2020 , 10:46 AM

#124

John Cole

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Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 19,202

Hanging out in lovely Newport, RI, this weekend. Friend's girlfriend lets me stay in her apartment when she's away, so I have four different walls to look at. But I awoke early today, went out for coffee, and spent an hour gazing out over the Atlantic.

Invited a colleague over who lives nearby to get mildly intoxicated and talk about all the ****ers we know. Her response: "Why 'mildly'? I'll bring dinner."

My secretary also texted me at 3:49 am. She said she couldn't sleep. People are anxious these days.

07-03-2020 , 10:51 AM

#125

John Cole

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Ray Zee

Ray, "bird" was originally spelled "brid" and "horse" was spelled "hros." The process of metathesis explains the change. Webster standardized American spelling in the 1700s. And G.B. Shaw explained how "fish" could be spelled "ghoti."

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