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01-17-2017 , 11:52 AM

#5526

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

omg the garlic bread memes are so ****ing wat

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01-17-2017 , 03:36 PM

#5527

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,368

qotd: garlic bread memes - were you aware they existed? Since 2013? Cause I wasn't.

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01-17-2017 , 03:46 PM

#5528

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I've been aware of them for at least some time and that is 2x some time too long.

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01-17-2017 , 05:19 PM

#5529

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,089

nope

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01-17-2017 , 06:16 PM

#5530

Boris47

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 343

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

qotd: garlic bread memes - were you aware they existed? Since 2013? Cause I wasn't.

i wasn't aware, must mean i have a life or something like that

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01-17-2017 , 06:50 PM

#5531

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

i suppose i have, but i've paid no attention to them

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01-17-2017 , 08:35 PM

#5532

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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01-17-2017 , 09:47 PM

#5533

GutZ

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,074

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Originally Posted by zikzak

Chuck it in a big mug on the shelf where I keep my keys and wallet. Once a year or so I donate 11% to the Coinstar corporation and use the rest to buy groceries.

The free Amazon option is the route for me.

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01-18-2017 , 11:13 AM

#5534

DudeImBetter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10,666

Would you rather fight to the death with 1 elephant sized rabbit, or 100 rabbit sized elephants?

Animals in both scenarios want to kill you and you're confined with them on a 100 yard football field. You are armed with a billy club.

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01-18-2017 , 11:22 AM

#5535

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

I will take the 100 rabbit sized elephants.

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01-18-2017 , 11:29 AM

#5536

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,089

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Originally Posted by Kristy

I will take the 100 rabbit sized elephants.

easily this.

One elephant sized rabbit would kill you pretty quick.

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01-18-2017 , 11:33 AM

#5537

buddyWEISER

adept

Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 814

100 of the small ****s would kill you way easier and faster than the big rabbit. I'm taking the big rabbit and not losing

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01-18-2017 , 11:35 AM

#5538

King_of_NYC

betting he never calls me again

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 4,380

Are they Indian or African elephants? Huge difference obvs

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01-18-2017 , 11:41 AM

#5539

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,089

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Originally Posted by buddyWEISER

100 of the small ****s would kill you way easier and faster than the big rabbit. I'm taking the big rabbit and not losing

If everything is relative then the 100 rabbit sized elephants will move at a speed of less than 2.5 miles/hr. So they aren't that mobile and they can't jump.

Meanwhile a elephant sized rabbit can move at about 400 miles per hour. And can jump 90 feet.

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01-18-2017 , 11:43 AM

#5540

buddyWEISER

adept

Join Date: Nov 2016 Posts: 814

Stfu no

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01-18-2017 , 12:32 PM

#5541

ScreaminAsian

For President

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 33,333

just jog around the football field while 100 elephants follow you in a herd, and slow down slightly and whack em in the head one by one until they're all dead

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01-18-2017 , 01:44 PM

#5542

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,089

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Originally Posted by ScreaminAsian

just jog around the football field while 100 elephants follow you in a herd, and slow down slightly and whack em in the head one by one until they're all dead

yep.

Wouldn't even have to jog either. Walking speed should do it.

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01-18-2017 , 09:39 PM

#5543

GutZ

adept

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,074

Rabbits like to procreate all the time. If you pick the giant rabbit you better keep an eye on yer bunghole. Maybe get a big cork.

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01-19-2017 , 05:27 AM

#5544

Hap Hapablap

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 5,741

stabbed to death by 200 tiny elephant tusks? no thanks!

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01-19-2017 , 06:26 AM

#5545

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Are elephants good climbers?

After like 15-20 you could just build a carcass wall and smash their tiny brains out over it.

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01-19-2017 , 11:19 AM

#5546

AlwaysFolding

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

^This

100 tiny little elephants versus your club sounds fairly do-able.

I vote Luke finds out. For science.

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01-19-2017 , 12:55 PM

#5547

DudeImBetter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10,666

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This being true makes it a no brainer choice of mini elephant herd. Can you show your work?

Assume it isn't true and mini elephants move like rabbits while massive rabbit moves like an elephant. Also assume billy club = this device. Could massive bunny be killed by it? Maybe if you could pierce its throat...maybe bash its big ass bunny head in?

Fast army of mini elephants w mini tusks is horrifying but I think it's still the easiest out by a large margin.

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01-19-2017 , 01:03 PM

#5548

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by DudeImBetter

Bunny skin is really loose and floppy, I would think that even if we were allotted the weapon described it wouldn't be very effective against a 10 foot bunny.

Either way, still the heard versus the singular. Elephants run 15 mph, the average 2+2er probably can't match that even...

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01-19-2017 , 01:29 PM

#5549

DudeImBetter

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 10,666

Yeah he gets close and rabbit kicks you with like 100 lbs of thigh muscle and it's NH GG as your chest cavity is crushed in and you're sent 20 yards backwards at like 20 mph.