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Old 01-17-2017, 11:52 AM   #5526
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Re: The question of the day thread

omg the garlic bread memes are so ****ing wat
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Old 01-17-2017, 03:36 PM   #5527
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qotd: garlic bread memes - were you aware they existed? Since 2013? Cause I wasn't.
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Old 01-17-2017, 03:46 PM   #5528
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I've been aware of them for at least some time and that is 2x some time too long.
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Old 01-17-2017, 05:19 PM   #5529
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nope
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Old 01-17-2017, 06:16 PM   #5530
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qotd: garlic bread memes - were you aware they existed? Since 2013? Cause I wasn't.
i wasn't aware, must mean i have a life or something like that
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Old 01-17-2017, 06:50 PM   #5531
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i suppose i have, but i've paid no attention to them
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Old 01-17-2017, 08:35 PM   #5532
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Old 01-17-2017, 09:47 PM   #5533
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Chuck it in a big mug on the shelf where I keep my keys and wallet. Once a year or so I donate 11% to the Coinstar corporation and use the rest to buy groceries.
The free Amazon option is the route for me.
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:13 AM   #5534
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Re: The question of the day thread

Would you rather fight to the death with 1 elephant sized rabbit, or 100 rabbit sized elephants?

Animals in both scenarios want to kill you and you're confined with them on a 100 yard football field. You are armed with a billy club.
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:22 AM   #5535
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I will take the 100 rabbit sized elephants.
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:29 AM   #5536
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I will take the 100 rabbit sized elephants.
easily this.

One elephant sized rabbit would kill you pretty quick.
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:33 AM   #5537
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100 of the small ****s would kill you way easier and faster than the big rabbit. I'm taking the big rabbit and not losing
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:35 AM   #5538
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Are they Indian or African elephants? Huge difference obvs
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:41 AM   #5539
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100 of the small ****s would kill you way easier and faster than the big rabbit. I'm taking the big rabbit and not losing
If everything is relative then the 100 rabbit sized elephants will move at a speed of less than 2.5 miles/hr. So they aren't that mobile and they can't jump.

Meanwhile a elephant sized rabbit can move at about 400 miles per hour. And can jump 90 feet.
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Old 01-18-2017, 11:43 AM   #5540
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Stfu no
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Old 01-18-2017, 12:32 PM   #5541
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just jog around the football field while 100 elephants follow you in a herd, and slow down slightly and whack em in the head one by one until they're all dead
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Old 01-18-2017, 01:44 PM   #5542
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just jog around the football field while 100 elephants follow you in a herd, and slow down slightly and whack em in the head one by one until they're all dead
yep.

Wouldn't even have to jog either. Walking speed should do it.
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Old 01-18-2017, 09:39 PM   #5543
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Rabbits like to procreate all the time. If you pick the giant rabbit you better keep an eye on yer bunghole. Maybe get a big cork.

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Old 01-19-2017, 05:27 AM   #5544
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Re: The question of the day thread

stabbed to death by 200 tiny elephant tusks? no thanks!
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Old 01-19-2017, 06:26 AM   #5545
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Are elephants good climbers?

After like 15-20 you could just build a carcass wall and smash their tiny brains out over it.
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Old 01-19-2017, 11:19 AM   #5546
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If everything is relative then the 100 rabbit sized elephants will move at a speed of less than 2.5 miles/hr. So they aren't that mobile and they can't jump.

Meanwhile a elephant sized rabbit can move at about 400 miles per hour. And can jump 90 feet.
^This

100 tiny little elephants versus your club sounds fairly do-able.

I vote Luke finds out. For science.
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Old 01-19-2017, 12:55 PM   #5547
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If everything is relative then the 100 rabbit sized elephants will move at a speed of less than 2.5 miles/hr. So they aren't that mobile and they can't jump.

Meanwhile a elephant sized rabbit can move at about 400 miles per hour. And can jump 90 feet.
This being true makes it a no brainer choice of mini elephant herd. Can you show your work?

Assume it isn't true and mini elephants move like rabbits while massive rabbit moves like an elephant. Also assume billy club = this device. Could massive bunny be killed by it? Maybe if you could pierce its throat...maybe bash its big ass bunny head in?

Fast army of mini elephants w mini tusks is horrifying but I think it's still the easiest out by a large margin.

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Old 01-19-2017, 01:03 PM   #5548
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This being true makes it a no brainer choice of mini elephant herd. Can you show your work?

Assume it isn't true and mini elephants move like rabbits while massive rabbit moves like an elephant. Also assume billy club = this device. Could massive bunny be killed by it? Maybe if you could pierce its throat...maybe bash its big ass bunny head in?

Fast army of mini elephants w mini tusks is horrifying but I think it's still the easiest out by a large margin.
Bunny skin is really loose and floppy, I would think that even if we were allotted the weapon described it wouldn't be very effective against a 10 foot bunny.

Either way, still the heard versus the singular. Elephants run 15 mph, the average 2+2er probably can't match that even...
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Old 01-19-2017, 01:29 PM   #5549
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Yeah he gets close and rabbit kicks you with like 100 lbs of thigh muscle and it's NH GG as your chest cavity is crushed in and you're sent 20 yards backwards at like 20 mph.
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Old 01-19-2017, 06:37 PM   #5550
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Are they Indian or African elephants? Huge difference obvs
Hoping you were alluding to Monty Python bit... Where'd you get the coconuts?
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