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Old 01-28-2017, 08:51 AM   #5601
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Re: The question of the day thread

What would be the most embarrassing way to die?

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Old 01-28-2017, 09:52 AM   #5602
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Heart attack while having public sex with a baby seal.
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Old 01-28-2017, 10:27 AM   #5603
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This thread is depressing me now. I hope tomorrow's question is "Which baby animal--that zikzak would never defile Ina public place--is cutest? Answer in pics only!"
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:57 AM   #5604
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:58 AM   #5605
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:59 AM   #5606
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Old 01-28-2017, 12:40 PM   #5607
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Old 01-28-2017, 01:22 PM   #5608
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while masturbating to a video of Zikzak defiling a baby seal.
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Old 01-28-2017, 06:36 PM   #5609
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Old 01-28-2017, 09:16 PM   #5610
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most embarrassing way to die...

Contracting pan-resistant E. coli from eating ass and having everybody know about it.
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Old 01-28-2017, 11:13 PM   #5611
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Old 01-29-2017, 04:49 PM   #5612
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baby seals

QotD: If there was a civil war of the red states' lizard people against the blue states' lizard people - on which side would the black helicopters be?
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Old 01-29-2017, 05:12 PM   #5613
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different admirals and generals would take different sides. unless one side somehow identified loyalists beforehand and began with a surprise bloody coup, it would fracture the military where, ok maybe 6 whole army bases go confederacy, and one out of 20 nuclear submarines with icbms pledges union. it'd be stalemate. nukes are distributed throughout the country and internationally, so i doubt it would come to bloodshed without some kind of surprise massacre of top brass. if i were a top admiral or general i would not attend any fancy game-of-thrones style weddings under this administration
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Old 01-29-2017, 05:21 PM   #5614
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This is an oot sloppy second question, isn't it?
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Old 01-29-2017, 05:37 PM   #5615
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while masturbating to a video of Zikzak defiling a baby seal.
I'd watch alot of things, but I won't watch that.
-toomuch-
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Old 01-29-2017, 05:45 PM   #5616
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JustJ will watch porn when he makes self love,
but he won't watch that
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Old 01-29-2017, 06:02 PM   #5617
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QotD: If there was a civil war of the red states' lizard people against the blue states' lizard people - on which side would the black helicopters be?
The bread side.
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:10 PM   #5618
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The bread side.
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Old 01-29-2017, 07:12 PM   #5619
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as long as you keep it to yourselves, who cares.
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Old 01-29-2017, 09:31 PM   #5620
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QotD: If there was a civil war of the red states' lizard people against the blue states' lizard people - on which side would the black helicopters be?
you fool. the black helicopters would rise up and kill both sides. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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Old 01-30-2017, 03:53 AM   #5621
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Hi Luke
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:20 AM   #5622
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lizard people? surely it's ancient aliens
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:23 AM   #5623
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i sexually identify as an attack helicopter, therefore copter ftw
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Old 01-30-2017, 10:24 AM   #5624
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i sexually identify as an attack helicopter, therefore copter ftw
i identify sexually with attack helicopters
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Old 01-30-2017, 12:32 PM   #5625
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I'm already always slightly thirsty, but to always feel hungry? No thanks.
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