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09-20-2019 , 04:07 PM

#176

Eric

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

i didn't even know there were that many birds in the world

Loss of wetlands and woodlands.

09-20-2019 , 04:15 PM

#177

Booker Wolfbox

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Obvious solution, ban thanksgiving and chick fil a

09-20-2019 , 05:21 PM

#178

iraisetoomuch

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

Obvious solution, ban thanksgiving and chick fil a

If I could ban you for this comment, I would.

09-20-2019 , 06:25 PM

#179

Booker Wolfbox

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It would be a mercy killing.

I had CFA earlier this week, darned tasty birds

09-20-2019 , 08:46 PM

#180

filthyvermin

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i hate birds. they are loud af.

i hate chick fila. their politics are terrible. they pollute the world. they don't pay their workers. they make **** food.

i hate thanksgiving. it's a celebration of genocide.

get the **** off my lawn

09-20-2019 , 08:50 PM

#181

filthyvermin

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in other news, i hit the jackpot today. i had quads and lost to straight flush. 25k. i lost 6k playing poker(including jackpot pot). gotta pay ~10k in tax. tipped out 500. so ~8500 profit

one of the pros tried to get me to buy drinks for the table. i said "i'd never buy you a drink in my life"

09-20-2019 , 09:00 PM

#182

Eric

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Nice one, filthy!

09-20-2019 , 09:04 PM

#183

Mark_K

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Congrats Filthy! Time for another Smart Car or at least get the tire sensor fixed.

Well earned imo.

BTW, I'm guessing you never had a CFA chicken sandwich. If you did, you may switch to the darkside.

09-20-2019 , 09:09 PM

#184

filthyvermin

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thanks guys!

i was actually thinking of getting another smart car, an electric one. they are supposed to be way better than the gas ones. mine is gas and kinda old, and the tire sensor doesn't even work. and i've already had it for 16 months! so time for a new car ldo

7k tax rebate from the govt for buying an electric one too! i think a new one is like 25k. so 18k for a new car is pretty cheap. might even be better than buying used!

just looked it up. 16.4k after tax credit

09-20-2019 , 11:28 PM

#185

rtspurs

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

in other news, i hit the jackpot today. i had quads and lost to straight flush. 25k. i lost 6k playing poker(including jackpot pot). gotta pay ~10k in tax. tipped out 500. so ~8500 profit

one of the pros tried to get me to buy drinks for the table. i said "i'd never buy you a drink in my life"

10k tax???

It's amazing how opposed Americans are to socialism when they're already paying the price but without the benefits

09-20-2019 , 11:30 PM

#186

Mark_K

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Tesla Model 3 w/self driving package. Under 50K and minus any tax incentives

09-20-2019 , 11:33 PM

#187

filthyvermin

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hmmmmmm..... under 50k or 16.5k..... hmmm......

09-20-2019 , 11:33 PM

#188

Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by rtspurs

10k tax???

It's amazing how opposed Americans are to socialism when they're already paying the price but without the benefits

That's just withheld. In reality, when Filthy finishes his taxes and deductions, I'm sure it will be closer to $0-$3k in taxes.

09-20-2019 , 11:35 PM

#189

Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

hmmmmmm..... under 50k or 16.5k..... hmmm......

resale value tho.

09-20-2019 , 11:43 PM

#190

filthyvermin

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i was looking at tesla website(im ashamed to admit) and it said you can return the car within 7 days if you don't like it. so mark you could buy one, then return it. then your wife could buy one, and return. then your kids! you could have a tesla for a month for free

09-20-2019 , 11:48 PM

#191

filthyvermin

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and iirc the tesla was 40k. so i could have a tesla OR i could have a smart car and 23.5k to spend on a great vacation or two. OR i could just keep my defective tire sensor 2014 smart car and have 40k or 16.5k to spend on traveling, living, whatever.

i used to live on 8k a year for a long time. currently my expenses are less than 25k a year(not counting travel). so 16.5k is a lot of money to me.

09-21-2019 , 12:14 AM

#192

Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

and iirc the tesla was 40k. so i could have a tesla OR i could have a smart car and 23.5k to spend on a great vacation or two. OR i could just keep my defective tire sensor 2014 smart car and have 40k or 16.5k to spend on traveling, living, whatever.

i used to live on 8k a year for a long time. currently my expenses are less than 25k a year(not counting travel). so 16.5k is a lot of money to me.

But if you buy a Model 3, you'll be helping to finance Elon's great vacation!

Plus think about the self driving features while in stop and go traffic to the Commerce.

09-21-2019 , 12:50 AM

#193

filthyvermin

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this planet will be a better place if elon leaves.

im trying to move to east LA, so i don't have to deal with traffic. i'd rather deal with the gangs in east LA than deal with LA traffic. plus cheaper rent. and hopefully less helicopters, but idk about that.

09-21-2019 , 01:10 AM

#194

Mark_K

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

this planet will be a better place if elon leaves.

im trying to move to east LA, so i don't have to deal with traffic. i'd rather deal with the gangs in east LA than deal with LA traffic. plus cheaper rent. and hopefully less helicopters, but idk about that.

Again, why not Downey?

09-21-2019 , 01:54 AM

#195

filthyvermin

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i'd move to downey, for sure. or montebello? is that a place? any place around commerce.

09-21-2019 , 03:03 AM

#196

kokiri

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mark_K

...when Filthy finishes his taxes and deductions...

POG Pub September 2019 - I, For One, Welcome our New Fall Overlords (NSFW, WTF, TL;DR)

09-21-2019 , 07:02 AM

#197

Booker Wolfbox

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Quote:

Originally Posted by filthyvermin

and iirc the tesla was 40k. so i could have a tesla OR i could have a smart car and 23.5k to spend on a great vacation or two. OR i could just keep my defective tire sensor 2014 smart car and have 40k or 16.5k to spend on traveling, living, whatever.

i used to live on 8k a year for a long time. currently my expenses are less than 25k a year(not counting travel). so 16.5k is a lot of money to me.

You’ll be a Mark K Value Ranger yet.

And at least Tesla has never been a critical part of a genocidal war machine. Not yet anyway.

09-21-2019 , 10:09 AM

#198

filthyvermin

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elon musk is a sore of humanity, just like all billionaires. he pays some of his workers $15 an hour.

"i have so much money it boggles the mind. like i'll go to sleep at night and wake up having earned more money while i sleep in one night than most people make in a lifetime. but yeah, i'm not paying more than $15 an hour cuz **** you. i need a gigantic hoard of cash it sit on. don't you know i'm trying to get mars?"

09-21-2019 , 03:58 PM

#199

filthyvermin

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speaking of disgustingly rich people, i can't decide which luxury vacation to take or how many women to take with me

09-21-2019 , 10:08 PM

#200

metsandfinsfan

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I went to my school's football game and it was more enjoyable than any game I ever went to. The fact that I teach most of the heroes of the game could be why

https://www.nj.com/highschoolsports/...-shootout.html

My school does have a former Heusman Trophy Winner, Mike Rozier.

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