selections from amp's notebooks


Don't bull**** yourself ever. Bull**** others whenever you can get away with it.


grown men
turned to bitches —
1-2 inches of snow


My solitude has ripened. It no longer hurts to be alone.


I have a lot fewer bad ideas
After rubbing one out.


I burn in the everlasting —
an immortal body of flame.


Some women need to be told they're a dirty whore
and some need to be told they ain't one.


Nothing is permanent —
everything
leaves an aroma.


Not here to instruct,
Not here to entertain,
I am not here to help in any way.
I simply have nothing to give.
Communication is impossible,
the veil is too thick.
Words choke. Feelings slip.
I am not a human being.
Nothing reaches. Nothing sticks.
Good luck to you and goodbye.

Kanye sure do get white folks riled.

On this day when our Lord and Savior Yeezus manifests Holy Ghost Power to drop the God Album upon us, it is crucial to revere Our Lady of Balmain, the Siren of Hiphop, the Ass that Broke the Internet. From her IG a few minutes ago, Imperishable Ice Queen KK.

akson can suck it

Ohlulz

it's going to be -4 tonight (-20C?) before wind chill

with wind it'll be like -30 or some ****

staying inside for 2 days

I don't have many ambitions but I would enjoy overdosing to this song.

They promised us snow, but all Imogen seems to be delivering is more rain.

One more hour trapped at work. I want to chew off my own paw to escape. I want to lick a toad and kiss a spider. My free heart chained to a desk, my subtle mind stunted. Anything but this. Suffocation by corporation. Lingering scent of formaldehyde. Speedtyping rough erotic fantasies into Evernote to maintain composure. Five minutes have passed. Six. Death is stalking me. I am frustration. I want to tear the walls apart with my bare hands and watch the mother****er burn. Everything burns.

Time for that hit of cocaine, xanax and weed

colder than a witch's tit

Not sure Kurt Rambis can get your Knacks into the playoffs, even with the great Porzingis. He was a big dud with the T-Wolves iirc. Might be time to tank.

I'm sick as hell, but my bowling team has a chance to make a huge move tonight and get into money making territory. I decided, **** it, I'm bowling. Leave for the center and lake effect snow outta nowhere. Call my team and tell them no way I'm making it in. Pull off the road and turn around. It's not even ****ing snowing anymore. Now I feel like a ****ty person on top of feeling like **** physically.

Also Kurt Rambis sucks, but the Knicks suck anyways.

Jut got home fire that **** up fam.

i don't think the knicks even have a 1st round pick

I just caught myself surfing 2+2 on my tablet and phone at the same time.

I kind of felt like a two fisted drinker.

You should of moved:

So kind of like using a coupon and getting a rebate on the same item?

Especially if I'm making money on the deal.

Bitch I made coupons famous!

- Kanye West

Greetings from where all the cool guys hang out on a Friday night!

a dirty Jobs but somebody's gotta do it.

I was shopping at Walmart earlier today. While walking through the toy section, it occurred to me that a whole section of the toy department that existed when I was a child is completely gone! The model cars and planes!!! It use to take up a whole aisle.

I've been seeing-red mad for the past 36 hours