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POG PUB FEBRUARY 2016 LC THREAD: THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FROM WHINING. BAD POSTING TRIGGERS ME POG PUB FEBRUARY 2016 LC THREAD: THIS IS A SAFE SPACE FROM WHINING. BAD POSTING TRIGGERS ME

02-11-2016 , 05:25 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
Figuring out my new training regimen. This is what I have so far:

5 AM - Wake up, take morning coffee, cocaine & xanax.
5:15 - pillage the countryside
6:00 - wrestle feral dogs for scrapmeat
6:30 - Coffee, weed, nail a piece of strange
7:00 - Tie a rope around my waist and run up a hill dragging a zamboni
8:00 - Eggs, bacon, refried beans, coffee, weed, cocaine
8:30 - pop a molly and get a massage
10:00 - Squat
12:00 - Eat a chicken, xanax
1 PM - Nap
6:00 - Deadlift
8:00 - Marksmanship, cocaine
8:45 - pullups, raw meat
9:00 - weed, hit the strange in some Gucci flipflops
10:00 ambien, xanax, weed, Adele rubs my feet

Not sure of my macros, trying to fit in more carbs and cocaine.
02-11-2016 , 06:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by amplify
Figuring out my new training regimen. This is what I have so far:

5 AM - Wake up, take morning coffee, cocaine & xanax.
5:15 - pillage the countryside
6:00 - wrestle feral dogs for scrapmeat
6:30 - Coffee, weed, nail a piece of strange
7:00 - Tie a rope around my waist and run up a hill dragging a zamboni
8:00 - Eggs, bacon, refried beans, coffee, weed, cocaine
8:30 - pop a molly and get a massage
10:00 - Squat
12:00 - Eat a chicken, xanax
1 PM - Nap
6:00 - Deadlift
8:00 - Marksmanship, cocaine
8:45 - pullups, raw meat
9:00 - weed, hit the strange in some Gucci flipflops
10:00 ambien, xanax, weed, Adele rubs my feet

Not sure of my macros, trying to fit in more carbs and cocaine.
3:00 p.m. rise
3:05 Chivas Regal with the morning papers, Dunhills
3:45 cocaine
3:50 another glass of Chivas, Dunhill
4:05 first cup of coffee, Dunhill
4:15 cocaine
4:16 orange juice, Dunhill
4:30 cocaine
4:54 cocaine
5:05 cocaine
5:11 coffee, Dunhills
5:30 more ice in the Chivas
5:45 cocaine, etc., etc.
6:00 grass to take the edge off the day
7:05 Woody Creek Tavern for lunch-Heineken, two margaritas, coleslaw, a taco salad, a double order of fried onion rings, carrot cake, ice cream, a bean fritter, Dunhills, another Heineken, cocaine, and for the ride home, a snow cone (a glass of shredded ice over which is poured three or four jig*gers of Chivas)
9:00 starts snorting cocaine seriously
10:00 drops acid
11:00 Chartreuse, cocaine, grass
11:30 cocaine, etc, etc.
12:00 midnight, Hunter S. Thompson is ready to write
12:05-6:00 a.m. Chartreuse, cocaine, grass, Chivas, coffee, Heineken, clove cigarettes, grapefruit, Dunhills, orange juice, gin, continuous pornographic movies.
6:00 the hot tub-champagne, Dove Bars, fettuccine Alfredo
8:00 Halcyon
8:20 sleep
02-11-2016 , 06:05 PM


cocaine material stolen directly from the E Jean Carroll book Hunter.

Looking that over, I definitely need to work in some Dove bars.
02-11-2016 , 06:06 PM
the soap kind or the ice cream kind?
02-11-2016 , 06:07 PM
i don't care for hunter s thompson
02-11-2016 , 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by pwnsall
i don't care for hunter s thompson
I don't either. His writing is self-indulgent bilge.
02-11-2016 , 06:37 PM
Not any more
02-11-2016 , 06:38 PM
A writer's work lives forever.

He had a weird obsession with Nixon, that guy. I doubt Nixon even knew he existed.
02-11-2016 , 06:50 PM
All these schedules seem to be missing the frequent 2+2 interactions that occur throughout the day.
02-11-2016 , 06:59 PM
One of TimeLady's many todo lists included the entry "dance to Last.FM".

That girl had **** planned out.
02-11-2016 , 07:19 PM
US states by rivers:

1/lots

http://www.sporcle.com/games/Hejman/ariverrunsthroughit
02-11-2016 , 07:29 PM
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Originally Posted by kokiri
22/25, not too shabby
02-11-2016 , 08:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kokiri
Minecraft PE (with all it's rivers of water and lava) version .14 will likely be released in less than a week!

Witches are heading your way!

Oh and more redstone machines and MAPS!!!
02-11-2016 , 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by kokiri
Got through the first 18 with minimal difficulty, hung up on the 19th, gave up with 3:30 left despite knowing the rest (maybe questionable on one).
02-11-2016 , 08:26 PM
RIP Moore's Law. 51 years was a good run.
02-11-2016 , 08:38 PM
tell us your thoughts on kerouac
02-11-2016 , 08:39 PM
Mets is mets
02-11-2016 , 08:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
tell us your thoughts on kerouac
beatnick Justin Bieber
02-11-2016 , 08:45 PM
tomorrow better involve some ********* donuts
02-11-2016 , 08:49 PM
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Originally Posted by TBobLP
tell us your thoughts on kerouac
I like The Dharma Bums and On the Road a lot. Big influence on me when I was 17-18.
02-11-2016 , 09:29 PM
Fry a banana in coconut oil and cinnamon until golden brown. Plate with Greek yogurt, frozen cherries, and peanut butter. Drizzle with amber honey, maple syrup, and Mexican vanilla. Nom.
02-11-2016 , 10:10 PM
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Originally Posted by amplify
Fry a banana in coconut oil and cinnamon until golden brown. Plate with Greek yogurt, frozen cherries, and peanut butter. Drizzle with amber honey, maple syrup, and Mexican vanilla. Nom.
Is that the new nickname for Coke?
02-11-2016 , 10:12 PM
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"For all my Southside n--gas who will know me best / I feel like me and Taylor might still have sex / Why, I made that bitch famous / God damn / I made that bitch famous,"
kanye west quote from his new album
02-11-2016 , 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by J.D.
Is that the new nickname for Coke?
you have penetrated my Dantean labyrinth of linguistic security. or have you.

      
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