You’re not very good at it.

story of my life, uncle fishdicks

Rip AF

Just heard that Trump sold Sheep Day to the Russians!

I'm actually not sure if that's a joke.

Go pet him and find out.

**** you monday

You pet him!

**** you monday **** you monday **** you monday

Make sure you wear 2 condoms before ****ing monday

I didn't wrap it up last time, hope the mycobacterium doesn't spread

My dick has so many diseases, when I put on a condom, it melts.

Sheep had a Morphday with two meetings today, which was two too many. Sheep is drinking some vodka meow.

Not drinking any vodkas. Basically still recovering from the weekends. RIP me. I blame Sheep

The best way to drink vodka is with a straw. Or a funnel.

Steelers lost big ben for the season. gg

In other news it seems that infracts are being used as a new form of trolling. I approve of this new development.

I hope he didn’t hurt his raping elbow.

How does the ****ing twitter conversion button work? Or doesn’t it? I wanna link a vid.

First person to help get 5 un-infraction points. 2nd person gets banned. Anyone else and I **** their mom (all mods reserve the right to primae noctis).

I think you require the below

So my Best Man from last years wedding decided this weekend he was done with our hometown, done with his job and he was moving to Vegas, like meow.

He packed up his 3 series and cane rumbling into the desert like a Dutch baby in a Dutch oven. Took him over to PH for some nacho daddy and SNF.

We rolled back to my condo and he played with baby Natamus who is a chunk. Kid came in at 9lbs 12oz and 13 weeks in he’s pushing toward 18lbs.

So first order of business: BM needs somewhere to live. We have a friend we went to HS with who works at a bar on Fremont who has an open room at his house so we head over there. Bingo bango bongo we got BM a place to live with a private bathroom and a bed already in there.

Next he needs to get some new glasses today: this ***** is blind as a bat

You can **** my mom but that’s a trauma you have to live with, not me

Natamus working the BMW charity in Vegas I see

I like it when I’m the thrower and not the throwee.