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09-05-2017 , 02:19 PM

#226

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,331

Would you hit?

09-05-2017 , 02:22 PM

#227

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Looks like FL is going to get hurricaned too

09-05-2017 , 02:27 PM

#228

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

on the fird day of this rape of my personal time i woke up again after too few hours of sleep with what could be described as a **** you hangover from hell

09-05-2017 , 02:27 PM

#229

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i **** my brains out itt and headed out to beat the days dick off

09-05-2017 , 02:28 PM

#230

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

in this eclectic wedding of individuals it was required that i attend a melse and wear all white.

09-05-2017 , 02:29 PM

#231

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i was very over spending more monies on this ****ing weeked so i wore a most unusal combination of off white crushed linen pants, some white shirt that i bough on a beach in mexico 7 years ago and som white jordans obv

09-05-2017 , 02:29 PM

#232

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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we arrive at the melse and lol everyone looks pretty much how i feel.

09-05-2017 , 02:30 PM

#233

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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i am fighting off drinking all of the booze bc i had to take a mg of xanax around 9am to fight off the cold sweats and shaking from the lack of booze in my body.

09-05-2017 , 02:31 PM

#234

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

as i sit at this damn thing, not drinking, with 0 anxiety, i try to formulate my pllan of attack for getting my peen in a vageen

09-05-2017 , 02:32 PM

#235

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

both of the womenz seem to be deeply engaged in the festivities, which i interpret as ignoring me, so i do what any reasonable attractive MAWG would do

Spoiler:

09-05-2017 , 02:32 PM

#236

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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this lasts until around 6pm when a buffet of Ethiopian food is laid out and i attack the food along with the beers

09-05-2017 , 02:34 PM

#237

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

oh, on a side note, before heading to the melse the father of the bride agreed to return our tuxedos if we brought them to his room.

I went up there and was met by 15ish very awake, very chatty jewish parents.

I was still shaking and sweating out the last weeks booze and barely could muster up a " Thank you Mr father of the bride, i have to go back to my room"

09-05-2017 , 02:36 PM

#238

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Irma is so strong it's starting to show up on seismometers in the Caribbean -- equipment designed to measure earthquakes. This is gonna hurt. **** me.

09-05-2017 , 02:37 PM

#239

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

back to the story

we are eating this Ethiopian food

Spoiler:

and it is good except the fact that they give you baked sponges instead of a decent bread like the indians do, or maybe some ****ing utensils like the ROW.

09-05-2017 , 02:40 PM

#240

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

once the food is done and i am 4 beers in my body give me the greenlight to keep drinking and asures me it has processed the benzo enough to keep my lolwits about me when i am pleasantly supprised when the groom comes by and says

Spoiler:

fist pump, slam dunk, time to get laid

09-05-2017 , 02:42 PM

#241

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

now, we all know here that tgftfn said something to the bride, which made it to the groom, who is now talking to me and tgftfn is watching our interaction

Spoiler:

so i obv have to ignore tgftfn for another hour or so

09-05-2017 , 02:45 PM

#242

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

**** you hangovers from hell are the worst. Drink a glass of water after every alcoholic drink to avoid them

Less fun but it works!

09-05-2017 , 02:48 PM

#243

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

after we do the hard to get dance i go of the offensive.

Ill cut to the chase here and she leaves circa 9pm, but not until she extends the invitation to stay the night at her apartment.

Spoiler:

so we end up plaing white on black spades which i had to force my way into because the whites were so lolbad.

I obv win the next 3 games, not a single card player amongst these fools, and am pretty buzzed by 11pm when i get the green light from tgftfn.

My **** is still at the hotel so i go back there, retreive my possessions and walk the 7 blocks over to tgftfn apartment so i can sober up a little to make sure the gun still fires

09-05-2017 , 02:49 PM

#244

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

**** you hangovers from hell are the worst. Drink a glass of water after every alcoholic drink to avoid them

Less fun but it works!

you making sense mf you.

This is obv the dominant strategy but i cannot bring myself to do this when on a bender.

I usually just wait til i wake up and pound water until the iced tea turns to clear water. this is usually around 60-80 ounces at this time in my life

09-05-2017 , 02:51 PM

#245

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Lol water

09-05-2017 , 02:54 PM

#246

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i get into the apartment and demand a shower b4 the festivities bc i am a gentleman and intend to wash my balls b4 i put them in her mouth.

she still has her extensions in and i ask her to take her makeup/hair off so i can see her. I think this was endearing to her bc of what happened later, but i am sometimes off here.

We do that and very quickly proceed to the festivities.

after ~15 minutes i realize the gun is not going to fire so i give her a token 15 minutes more in order to mark my territory b4 tapping out.