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09-03-2017 , 07:22 AM

#126

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

First post of streak was at 4:30am. wtf am I doing up at this ungodly hour on a sunday morning for? FU insomnia.

09-03-2017 , 07:31 AM

#127

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

TBH not sure why you denying her your penis if she's legit still looks good. If she's a washed up old woman then yah. But if she looks like Hillary Clinton did when she was late 40s, its time to go to pound town son

Meme is mandatory. How quickly we forget.

09-03-2017 , 07:39 AM

#128

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Summer is ending. The only good thing about Septembermoller is that we are a month closer to new seasons of NHL and NFL. Not that that means much to you euros with all your culture.... and stuff.

09-03-2017 , 08:24 AM

#129

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

09-03-2017 , 08:29 AM

#130

Sheep86

*** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

Y'all have a great Sheepday!

09-03-2017 , 08:57 AM

#131

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

09-03-2017 , 09:58 AM

#132

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Bang his girl

this kid gets laid about once every 4 years and has never had a gf that i know of

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

This is my favorite post

too bad i was out of state getting blue balled by an ethiopian girl.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

TBH not sure why you denying her your penis if she's legit still looks good. If she's a washed up old woman then yah. But if she looks like Hillary Clinton did when she was late 40s, its time to go to pound town son

i dont always understand why i do the things i do in the moment, but sometimes good things come from telling a girl no.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

I did not remember that back and forth until now

smiley face

09-03-2017 , 09:59 AM

#133

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, i seriously dislike weddings

09-03-2017 , 10:01 AM

#134

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

so i went after the hottest bridesmaid, and on the first night of this 3 day **** show i managed to get her into my bedroom whilst i was fully nude and ready to party.

Spoiler:

09-03-2017 , 10:03 AM

#135

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

now i have to check out of the hotel, return my rented tux, shlep a suitcase, a briefcase and a garment bag all over chicago and go to a party that i am only allowed to wear white to.

Then i have to venture 1-2 hours north to the far north suburbs to go to a ****ing family obligation.

And people wonder why i drink

09-03-2017 , 10:07 AM

#136

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

on the second night of this god damned weekend, the bridesmaid that blued my balls on the first night had the audacity to tell me i may have a better chance at exploring her pussy if i wasn't so drunk.

Crazy part is i actually slowed down on the drinking.

Then she has the the ****ing balls to steal my vape pen, hop in a cab, go to a bar that i have no clue which one it was and expect me to ****ing chase after her.

tbh was not amused

09-03-2017 , 10:09 AM

#137

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

in other news, it came up in discussion with one of my friends that i have not watched porn while removing the poison from my body in a few months.

I think this may be a driving factor in the raging boners and subsequent epic sessions i have been having

09-03-2017 , 10:11 AM

#138

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

on the second night of this **** show a rich old jewish man from the north shore recognized my degeneracy and bought me a fancy scotch and himself a fancy tequila.

He then made reference to the fact that i may be outpacing myself.

Then i bought another round, sought him out, gave him his fancy ass expensive tequila, cheersed with his wife only, drank my whisky in one go and ran off into the night.

this is what i calll bonding

09-03-2017 , 10:13 AM

#139

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, i would like to say **** ****ing rental tuxedo's.

They are like ovens.

throw all that booze in me, make me dance for hours and run all over the city and pose for pictures. I had to leave the wedding to take a ****ing shower so i didn't exhibit all the signs of my savegry

09-03-2017 , 10:15 AM

#140

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

TBH with another epic life story. Less porn is good for the psyche though. Also ethiopian are very beautiful. Ive always wanted to get primal with 1.

09-03-2017 , 10:16 AM

#141

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

so in chicago now, you are not allowed to bring alcohol on the trolley cars you rent and are supposed to get inebriated on during celebrations.

**** you law and **** the bureaucrats that pushed this threw.

I blame the drunkard bachelorettes and thier endless string of more digressive inflatable penises that they were waiving around like ****ing swords

09-03-2017 , 10:18 AM

#142

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

time to go push the poops out, scrape last night off my teeth, cut of the little stubblle that forms on my face, put the chemicals under my arms and deal with this ****ing day

09-03-2017 , 10:19 AM

#143

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also, this will be day 4 of the latest bender and ime this is when **** starts to get weird if i keep forging onward

09-03-2017 , 10:21 AM

#144

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i have also not been able to stay out long enough to get any REM sleep for the last 4 days.

I wonder what dumb **** that is going to cause me to do.

09-03-2017 , 10:23 AM

#145

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hahaha, also this bridesmaid asked me to spank her, when i did she moaned and called me daddy.

I started laughing. Pretty sure that didn't help.

09-03-2017 , 10:24 AM

#146

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hahahahahahahahaha, after i figured out she liked the rough play i pulled her hair and ripped an extension out.

I managed not to laugh about that.

I think i played that one a lot better

09-03-2017 , 10:25 AM

#147

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

finally when i had realized i wasnt gonna get to sink it i told her, you either let me sink it, help me take care of this thing, of gtfo of my room.

She did not like that very much

09-03-2017 , 10:29 AM

#148

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

after that little bridesmaid denied me entry on the first night, i hit on the second hottest bridesmaid and the older sister of the groom and the mega sexy camera lady all day.

Spoiler:

09-03-2017 , 10:32 AM

#149

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

0. no gif-t I think Mr. fidstar-poker is en route to Australia then Spain though so I forgive
1. Hello beautiful Caturday!
2. today we will do the things even though it is late
3. Mr. tbh is part of the ~30 BBV crew yes
4. Mr. Sheep is a young man but a wise Sheep
5. we have been continually contacted by the drunkard from the other night, she is okay but we are arms-lengthing this one
6. because studies must be studied!
7. eyes on the prize
8. my dad literally said "get the job, THEN the pussy" to me on Thursday
9. now I know where I get it from
10. sensible bankroll nittage shall be engaged...
11. ...after I roll $500 on 20
12. TEEHEE

if this is in reference to my age, i am over 30 yes.

how did #11 go?

also, your dad sounds like a solid bro

09-03-2017 , 10:32 AM

#150

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Damn those prude bridesmaids!

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