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09-05-2017 , 03:14 PM
That being said, **** you tuesday. **** you right in the mouth. I don't care if it's the last day of our short break before resuming ****-you proportions of work and class, it's still a ****-you-tuesday.

Bring back Sheepday.

inb4 list
09-05-2017 , 03:17 PM
0. no gif-t is ****ing upsetting not gonna lie
1. jk Tuesday is ****ing upsetting not gonna lie
2. maybe I should just go back to sleep
3. jk I have all the class to do not ****ing fine bitches at weddings like Mr. tbh!
4. jk it's not really class but it is assignments that need to be completed
5. jk it's pre-tests and other such nonsense
6. lol my professor just walked by and noticed my existence
7. I shall name him Santa Claus
8. Santa Claus better bring me ****ing gifts
9. NEIN!
09-05-2017 , 03:18 PM
As usual for a larger campus there are many fine attractive wimmenz here, but I'm not smashing any of them and honestly it's not that bad because like dad said

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First get the job, THEN the pussy
09-05-2017 , 03:19 PM
He also said
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wherever you go, there you are
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the early bird gets the worm
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the burly turd gets the sperm
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wat wat wat, wat wat wat
09-05-2017 , 03:19 PM
A wisemanmoller once said. It's not the tuesdays that suck but what you do on them.
09-05-2017 , 03:19 PM
lol I am pretending to be Mr. tbh now to get back on the leaderboards for posts per month but I have a feeling with his consumption of adult juices I will not be able to contend!
09-05-2017 , 03:20 PM
It's the wimmenmöllers that suck, not what you do to them
09-05-2017 , 03:22 PM
Mr. Majik Johnson everybody
09-05-2017 , 03:35 PM
herro sexfest tuesday

ty nopron
09-05-2017 , 03:37 PM
wp AF
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MOAR PLZ
09-05-2017 , 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
after ~15 minutes i realize the gun is not going to fire so i give her a token 15 minutes more in order to mark my territory b4 tapping out.
Marking territory = gods gift imo

My bucket list says i want to mark territory from every country atleast once.
09-05-2017 , 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by H0RUS
Marking territory = gods gift imo

My bucket list says i want to mark territory from every country atleast once.
i am going for continents first and the only two i have not checked off are the two lolfakecontinents
09-05-2017 , 04:12 PM
monday tr kinda boring.

Wake up, leave tgftfn's apartment
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i legt all my stuff at her place
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ya know similair to leaving a toothbrush
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hahaha
head to the burbs, eat Lou Malnati's (chicago's finest) with my bro and his rents, take a 3 hour nap (****ing fistpump), head to my uncle's (lol tons of family drama).

Head back to tgftfn's apartment for more of the fun stuff where she requests i move my flight and stay a couple of extra days.
09-05-2017 , 04:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Lol water
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09-05-2017 , 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
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L O ****ING L
09-05-2017 , 04:37 PM
Where the hell is the Nat
09-05-2017 , 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Where the hell is the Nat
hot dogging
09-05-2017 , 05:18 PM
Also the boss gave us today off cos we are so quiet at work.

We are WCOOPING $27 8 Max. Hope we don't make day 2 as prob can't play.
09-05-2017 , 05:24 PM
We just busted when we brick our draws. gg
09-05-2017 , 05:35 PM
i HEV BIG..... A-mericannnnnn...peNIS!

IS NICeee
09-05-2017 , 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Would you hit?

Too many holes.
09-05-2017 , 05:36 PM
elbows also very pointy

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one might say...too pointy.
09-05-2017 , 05:41 PM
damn TBH good tr.
09-05-2017 , 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by WateryBoil
damn TBH good tr.
tyty
09-05-2017 , 06:25 PM
Give Nat a break bros, he's bending in the broly land

      
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