Zombies itt

She was

She falls under the "mature" category

cmon my man, we're just temporarily lurking... (although it's been a long ass time)




- NMHU.

Suddenly i feel the need to hydrate!

+1 and +2 maybe even +3

Mr. Horus I am staying fed at the late hour of 11:52 PM central standard.

I am having the ramen, but wait! With tabasco and dropped two eggs in that sucker before we pulled it out. What a good treat.

And a chocolate protein shake made with Fairlife chocolate milk and about 30g of the finest protein that never made it into a girl's mouth.

Thank you for the reminder, Mr. Sheep. You are doing God's work.

Tilted

Mr. Whiskeyneat are you intoxicated?

Not enough

Mr. Whiskeyneat as your not-licensed pharmacist I must recommend more alcohol if you seek intoxication.

omg i could make a list now technically

well if no one is gonna talk I might as well talk to myself!

Do it

0. no gif-t....typical benevolent leader just getting our hopes up for consistency then bailing without warning!
1. **** you, Thursday. You're a pile of ****ing cat turds and Gypsie will DEFINITELY BE FINDING YOU unless he's stuck in the floods but I hope not because Gypsie is mah man
2. Mr. tbh welcome back to technically third, the best kind of third
3. Now three is up for grabs because I've been super used to posting third for a good playa-playa
4. Maybe I'll make 3 for Nate but he keeps ****ing disappearing on degen trips and I'm jealous so maybe I won't
5. jk buddy hope you're having a blasty-blast
6. Mr. Whiskyneat I'm putting you in sixth because I want to butter you up a little before putting you into the prime time locations, but definitely not #3 cause Mr. tbh might kill you
7. Mr.mmmKay alive?
8. So we have the girl I shot down because she was too drunk still on our jock
9. I have declined thus far due to my hopes of being able to find someone who doesn't uhhh...
10. Think that socioeconomic status and upward mobility are related
11. Seriously she thinks that anyone who tries hard can do whatever they set their mind to
12. Because she's young, white, female and "don't need no man"
13. BUT THIS BRINGS US TO THE SECONDARY PART OF THE EQUATION
14. At 9:30am this fine half-Brazilian girl took me saying "yeah I usually come through on Thursday" as "I cum on thursday" and said it's not a bad way to be
15. Then later demanded my snapchat via Facebook
16. Then immediately said she was coming through on homework but wished she was cumming through on homework or something to that effect
17. WHAT DO?

tl;dr I like Brazilian girl

List too long

Let me be the first to say that your protien intake is that of champions. Inspiring.

If i were you id get a passport and get inside the brazil

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

Jesus. I'm going to stop watching Imra aftermath video now. FFS. I was fortunate enough to have recently sexed a lady from a region Irma currently threatens.

Someone hasn't lost their sense of humor...

I'd say strike his properties right in the pussy

Tranlastion: i was in the eye of the storm

Early

Ass

Listmoller

Gave up trying to find something long term. So found something for 3 weeks while we sort out our ****.

First thing that happens is a Spanish guy runs up to us yelling and screaming in Spanish. No idea what he was saying, but he points to dog poop. So I assume he is accusing us of it being our dogs (it wasn't obviously).

Our host goes up to him and they get in a heated argument. Our host knows it's not ours as he saw it there hours before we even arrived. He said the other guy said he would smear the **** all over our windows.

Anyway the guy he is arguing with runs a restaurant next door and works there from 8:30am to 1:30am.

So, this should be a fun three weeks.