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09-14-2017 , 10:19 AM

#726

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What words besides cerdo and cerveza do you need?

sexo?

09-14-2017 , 10:20 AM

#727

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

eyaculacion!

09-14-2017 , 10:20 AM

#728

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy's leaving to watch the final of stage 3 in Tour of Denmark right now. There will be beer, pork and partytime. Have fun in front of your computers, nerds!

09-14-2017 , 10:21 AM

#729

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

only one statement that I made was in jest, how DARE YOU

Serious question. In USA schools do they teach true Spanish or Mexican Spanish, which I'm told is different?

09-14-2017 , 10:21 AM

#730

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's leaving to watch the final of stage 3 in Tour of Denmark right now. There will be beer, pork and partytime. Have fun in front of your computers, nerds!

have fun watching men in tight clothing

09-14-2017 , 10:26 AM

#731

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Serious question. In USA schools do they teach true Spanish or Mexican Spanish, which I'm told is different?

I was taught Spanish by a native Mexican. The material was taught out of books that tried to "balance" the language in a more neutral way, but yes, there are differences across the ocean.

09-14-2017 , 10:29 AM

#732

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

We're taught Mexican Spanish but European French, rather than Quebecker French, which I always thought was a snub on our Canadian bros.

09-14-2017 , 10:30 AM

#733

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Mr. suitedjustice is correct, we are snubbers.

09-14-2017 , 10:32 AM

#734

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I've been taught British English

09-14-2017 , 10:34 AM

#735

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

I be toughted Aussie Inglish!

09-14-2017 , 10:35 AM

#736

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

CRIKEY THERES A FOSTERS

09-14-2017 , 10:38 AM

#737

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

They're sensitive about Fosters.

09-14-2017 , 10:40 AM

#738

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

CRIKEY THAT ROO GOT ME FOSTERS MATE

09-14-2017 , 10:42 AM

#739

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

CRIKEY THAT ROO GOT ME FOSTERS MATE

It's not our fault that even the wildlife in Australia is hot...

09-14-2017 , 10:51 AM

#740

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Some like it hot and some sweat when the 'roo is on

09-14-2017 , 11:29 AM

#741

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

still not reading the sammy spam

09-14-2017 , 11:30 AM

#742

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

welcome back pussy

09-14-2017 , 11:31 AM

#743

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

o/u on sammys level of education

Spoiler:

09-14-2017 , 11:31 AM

#744

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Welcome back, young, handsome, wealthy, intelligent Sammy!

09-14-2017 , 11:32 AM

#745

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

advil pm is a helluva drug

09-14-2017 , 11:32 AM

#746

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i did patio time last night, my head hurts

09-14-2017 , 11:33 AM

#747

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

the bags under my eyes are now unhideable, is there any reason i can blame them on besides the alcoholism?

i have been saying i havent been sleeping well.

09-14-2017 , 11:33 AM

#748

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Is "patio time" some new thing the kids are talking about today?

09-14-2017 , 11:35 AM

#749

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hangingovering like a mf ymfy

09-14-2017 , 11:37 AM

#750

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is "patio time" some new thing the kids are talking about today?

no, its when my cousin lours me onto the patio to vent her frustrations and i am forced to drink until i tap out bc she sleeps maybe two nights a week.

Took an advil pm ~11 and the words stopped being formed ~1230 so i tapped out

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