when I see a plate number with KK662 and wonder what I'd do with A high here ;D
or when some1 threaten me with sth and i figure his range is mostly bluffs,so i go ahead and rethreaten(rebluff)him/her lulz

When you're in this thread but should be doing something else.

when you're trying to cheer up a depressed friend, while multi-tabling 6max[/QUOTE]

THIS, EVERY SUNDAY. LISTENING TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THEIR WOMEN

When you decide not to drive home after a night at the bars citing your reverse implied odds.

explaining variance to a barman drunk saying your +EV to drive home because you spent the night before in jail.

fwiw ive never explained variance to a barman drunk, or been +EV to drive home. But last night..........

when everyone only calls your phone last 5 mins of every hour because thats when your mtts are on break and only time u will call or text.

I lolled... so good, love this thread!

Police was accusing me of money-laundering for lousy 4000€ over two months on my bank-account. Due to receiving welfare at that point, I was pretty much hosed, so I decided to start working a 20h/week call-center-job to exactly earn what welfare is over here.

At an other job-interview (temp-employ-agency), I explained why I do 20h a week only (online-poker), and then got offered a job in a self-store-warehouse right after... A job where I would basically have to do nothing but make or break one or two contracts a week, and be there, as long as the complex is not locked overnight.
I will use my "real-life one-time" here and hopefully become super-degen-working-grinder for a few years, lol.

when you say nh ul gg to widows at funerals.

my friend asked me if i could blink with both eyes, i tried then said, wait are you leveling me?

when you call time on people in the que taking too long to do their groceries.

so I havent got laid for a while, so when I go party I warn my friends that my opening range is quite wide.

lol^^

Bro **** the motorcycle, it's like 7 buy-ins man...

This is similar to the OP so I figured I would share.....

When you use the memo section of your cell phone to make secret notes on different girls you're trying to bang and call it your "Player Notes"
Then like a ninja, you secretly whip out your phone and double check mid-conversation while you're talking to a girl to see if you have notes on her. (Most of the time I did)

Then you proudly proceed to share this on an online gambling forum for poker players.

I have actually done this.

Lol. Do u categorise them according to how tight / loose they are tho?

LMAO!

This wins. Love this thread!

When you use your TV as a permanent display monitor since you smashed the monitor

I love hooking up my laptop to my tv, especially if I'm final tabling some MTT

A good one should be figuring out how much 2/3 or 3/4 pot would be in different pots on the flop and how to gii by the river.....all this just after I have quit poker for good....

Once playing online, laptop, on girlfriends bed. She walks in room. Loved to try getting in my pants and distract me, cos she already knew I loved teh pokerz more than her. She succeeds. 10 minutes later she's riding me like a pony, whilst I'm thinking this bitch is costing me money here, I've just been relentlessly 3B some Tight ass clown for an hour. Anyway, she's riding. What I should have said was during my online play I like to have some real chips in my hands. Play with them as you would at a table. Helps me focus. As she turns round to do the good old reverse ride, I spot my chips are still on the bed. The laptop isn't.

Yep. You bet. Whilst she reverse cowgirls I start stacking them chips with my right hand. As soon as she heard the clickity click, she bolts right off my big stack, screams at me and storms out of her room. I'd like to say I chased after her. But I just fired up the laptop again and resumed the grind.

We broke up a few weeks later. She claimed I had a gambling problem ��

Quickly Replying to girls text while reading 2+2 and then after sending you think " yeah that wasn't the top of my reply range "

When you throw a empty plastic bottle when tilted and watching it rebound of the bed and crack your brand new laptop screen you have only just paid one payment off.( still owe over $400 for ****ed laptop).