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09-09-2012 , 01:23 AM

#1201

ShaolinStyle36

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 159

sh*t I was up for 2 days str8, around 40 hours, playing online, then went to bed and slept 20 hours, sick....

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09-09-2012 , 02:28 AM

#1202

ShaolinStyle36

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 159

when u find out this funny as hell

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09-10-2012 , 06:25 PM

#1203

BlueArchon

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 326

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Originally Posted by Ledders

I was talking to a girl about poker and what it is like day-to-day working from home and mention you have to rush to use the bathroom sometimes (lol mtts). She recalls a buddy in her old student house who used to piss in bottles as he was 2 floors away from the bathroom and how gross it was.

I then reference this thread and the guy who had to chug some to prove to his gf it was apple juice and completely ignore the fact that up to quite recently I still had 2 piss bottles (euro site grinder)

thinly veiled brag about talking to girls, IMO.

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09-10-2012 , 07:25 PM

#1204

ksidrew

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 294

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Originally Posted by aspecTL

when ur door bell rings and you have to step over more than 3 jugs of piss.

loled hard

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09-10-2012 , 07:27 PM

#1205

ksidrew

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 294

this thread is awesome

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09-12-2012 , 09:56 AM

#1206

Jean

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,585

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Originally Posted by was_sick

This year was my first time at the WSOP, and I soon got used to all the bad beat stories and general poker talk among 99% of the people I encountered at the Rio, but the encounter I am about to tell you about is classic poker nerd fail. Anyway, I get involved in the last hand before break and find myself in line behind 30 people or so waiting to use the restroom. Seeing how the line isn't moving very fast, I decide to strike up a conversation with a rather large, younger player who was in front of me. I say something like, "man, this line is crazy," or whatever, and he replies, "yeah, it's pretty standard." Not thinking anything of it, I go, "how's your table treating you?" His reply: "it's pretty standard." Now I start facepalm.jpeg-ing in my mind, and want to see if this clown is really going to say it again. So I thought of the first thing I could think of, I don't remember what it was, maybe something about the weather, and he goes "yeah, it's pretty standard." I'm pretty sure poker had a solid grip on that dude's life...

Villain's answers are pretty standard though.

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09-12-2012 , 10:56 AM

#1207

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

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Originally Posted by burnJa

my surefire sign...

my friend and I were driving 2 blocks from my house and i noticed this big grocery store

me: when did they build that?

friend: 2-3 years ago

me: holy sht

Lmao, this!

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09-12-2012 , 08:59 PM

#1208

Terwin3

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 124

When you sit in your car in the local shopping centre carpark, with your laptop. And your wife thinks your at work. And losing your roll because you're drinking in your car because your life sucks and is consumed by mtts and sngs. Fml

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09-12-2012 , 11:32 PM

#1209

Dallas,Texan131

centurion

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 192

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Originally Posted by Terwin3

haha....Yikes!

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09-13-2012 , 01:11 PM

#1210

spooner90

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 1,802

Whenever there's an adverse coincidence e.g. the traffic light going orange before you can make it through, you blame it on "***** variance"

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09-13-2012 , 01:29 PM

#1211

Donnie Darko.

banned

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 418

^Lol I do this too.

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09-13-2012 , 02:23 PM

#1212

MOARmaniez

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 124

^yeah I do this but with like.. random public transport problems happen or other ****. I just blame it on RNG/varience.

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09-13-2012 , 02:47 PM

#1213

Jean

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,585

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Originally Posted by Jean

Villain's lines are pretty standard though.

FYP, Jean. Stop being so effing French, not being a native speaker is no excuse for coming up with decent lines 48 hours later at best.

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09-14-2012 , 05:48 PM

#1214

RFW3

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 94

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Originally Posted by jimbobwe00

when everything in your conversation about a girl is made clearer through poker terms.

guy's trying to nail a girl: "dude, you have to pick spots and be aggro"
guy can make out with a girl but can't seal the deal: "it's like i crush in the early stages but need some FT strat BAD"
finally dawns on guy that girl is crazy: "well obv i should have folded pre but im way past the commitment threshold"

Ahhhhh... **** committed.

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10-06-2012 , 04:59 AM

#1215

DePokerGod

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,311

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Originally Posted by astronaut

When your gf wants you to bring something good to watch in the evening and you bring WSOP Main Event episodes.

LOL. I just did that!

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10-06-2012 , 08:47 AM

#1216

Pazienza

centurion

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 124

This morning i woke up all muzzy cause i slept only few hours after being awake 30 or something, and my parents showed up to visit me, gave me some money and it was very little, and i said something like: lol , why are you limping into the pot? :|
They had no clue.

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11-09-2012 , 02:46 AM

#1217

debacle

old hand

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,279

When you come back to this thread almost every day for a month hoping for an update but you don't update yourself because most of your surefire signs have already been posted... but you notice that it goes deeper and deeper. And you think about normal every day things too much.

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11-09-2012 , 08:37 PM

#1218

oNste

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Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,155

Whenever something ****ty/bad happens or someone mentions an awkward situation I've recently started responding with nothing more than, "standard".

However last night, after grinding pretty solid for a few days, I went out clubbing with mates. Whenever I saw a female, my brain would randomly conjure up a hand based on her looks, ****ing tonne of 26s.

Basically being that although they weren't that attractive, I may still be able to flop and straight, and get laid.

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11-10-2012 , 09:32 AM

#1219

Yazzx

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,947

-when you stop doing drugs to enhance your performance.

my favourite

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11-10-2012 , 10:14 AM

#1220

Yazzx

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 1,947

my sign is that $ has become my main currency (i am from UK)

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11-10-2012 , 08:36 PM

#1221

Benny Cake

centurion

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 133

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Originally Posted by Yazzx

-when you stop doing drugs to enhance your performance.

my favourite

This is currently where Im at right now. Been a couple of months now. Miss them, but for now at least it feels great to be playing great poker and banking some money having fun.

Reading through this again for the first time, such an excellent thread, lost count how much of these I think/do.

Last edited by Benny Cake; 11-10-2012 at 09:06 PM.

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11-10-2012 , 11:16 PM

#1222

Redskins 47

adept

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 1,103

When you think about HU PLO while you're having sex with your girlfriend. I would go hard and fast when imagining myself 3/4 betting pre and re raising flops and I'd slow down when imagining myself check calling flops. Near the end I pictured myself being dealt AAQJss and 4 betting pre, hitting a KJ10ss flop. Villain checks, I bet, he raises, I pot it and all the money goes in. I yell "GOTCHA!!!" and I blow my load.

Obv I held but if it played out on Stars I'd be up against KKxx and villain would snap turn a boat.