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05-14-2013 , 05:14 PM

#1276

aftrglw

grinder

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 504

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Are you hoping for: a downswing, upswing, or long breakeven stretch?

Made me lol.

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05-16-2013 , 07:24 PM

#1277

Liveidiot

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 302

When I break out in huge smile everytime I think about 1k/2k pooflinging lol.

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06-19-2013 , 11:14 AM

#1278

DaYu

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 1,279

Waiting at baggage claim at a large international airport.

Over a hundred people are still waiting for their bags. After about 5 minutes, one guy starts to become noticeably paranoid that his bag isn't coming. (lol sample size)

30 seconds pass, he's still freaking out. (variance)

Another 2 minutes pass and he gets his bag before me. (he runs good and doesn't even know it).

****ing traveling fish.

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06-19-2013 , 02:37 PM

#1279

MichaelScarn

grinder

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 647

Even when not playing poker, and when you are on Facebook and get a notification which makes that "Ding sound", you automatically are ready for a table to pop up.

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06-19-2013 , 03:14 PM

#1280

Wags88

enthusiast

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 54

Quote:

Originally Posted by hotjenny314

When you talk about grinding in a new chair in your facebook status and don't even realize that your non-poker friends think you are talking about sex

Haha this is awesome.. I went to Staples with the GF and pretty much said the same thing.

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06-21-2013 , 04:36 AM

#1281

Boston Matrix

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,325

When you dream that you're posting in BBV. fml.

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06-21-2013 , 09:48 AM

#1282

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

i still have bling blang blaow as my ringtone

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06-21-2013 , 07:12 PM

#1283

Gut_shot

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 470

When someone asks a dumb question in class and you think that would be the 97/2 whale at the table who I would stack multiple times

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06-22-2013 , 01:02 PM

#1284

DjHitzz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,215

When you are rating girls in terms of +eV, -eV and eV neutral.

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06-27-2013 , 07:56 PM

#1285

elpirato

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2013 Posts: 131

when you attempt to play with a pile of spare change as though they were actual chips

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06-28-2013 , 05:57 PM

#1286

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

my friend just tried to tell me that bars have a hgiher EV than strip clubs and i had to explain to him how his calculation was off.

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06-29-2013 , 07:58 PM

#1287

dboy23

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 3,754

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

my friend just tried to tell me that bars have a hgiher EV than strip clubs and i had to explain to him how his calculation was off.

This depends. Are you trying to final table or just mincash?

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06-29-2013 , 10:55 PM

#1288

oNste

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 2,155

Some of these make me want to self harm.

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07-02-2013 , 12:43 PM

#1289

The1durrr

enthusiast

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 56

when u are playing a gungame on blackops and are in a fight with 2 other people and you don't care if u die as long if u get 1 of the bastards as a sidepot!

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07-02-2013 , 12:46 PM

#1290

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by dboy23

This depends. Are you trying to final table or just mincash?

mincash obv

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07-02-2013 , 07:56 PM

#1291

RedFishBlueFish

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 108

Running through an orange light yelling "Not Folding"

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07-03-2013 , 05:03 AM

#1292

roddy

adept

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 983

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedFishBlueFish

Running through an orange light yelling "Not Folding"

and forcing yourself out at a busy junction while thinking its all about timed aggression

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07-22-2013 , 06:05 AM

#1293

LOLCh1pPorn

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 4,580

Whenever someone says something stupid I throw a bucket of green paint over their head to mark them as a fish

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07-22-2013 , 07:04 AM

#1294

Elzibab

enthusiast

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 60

When it annoys you that you take the day off work to receive an important delivery but they don’t come at precisely 5 to the hour (any hour of that day at 5 to would of been fine.).

Then realising you have registered for too many MTTs and are at critical stages and doing well in many that you actually decide it is more +EV to just let them leave the note and take the 45min trip to the depot to collect later then miss ~5mins of hands by the time you get down to the apartment main entrance to take the delivery.............

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07-22-2013 , 08:13 AM

#1295

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOLCh1pPorn

Whenever someone says something stupid I throw a bucket of green paint over their head to mark them as a fish

You know BBV has taken over your life when you think of doing it with a red drink.

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07-22-2013 , 09:15 PM

#1296

lol AtUrHand

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 67

Quote:

Originally Posted by thac

i think near 50k posts is a sign lmfao

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07-23-2013 , 04:12 PM

#1297

drew13800

adept

Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 922

Whenever I go to the diner by my house I always lol at the pancake item called "short stack".

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07-23-2013 , 11:03 PM

#1298

actionzip54

banned

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 2,855

Sometimes I stay up playing for a couple days at a time and I have noticed that I get a little loopy during some of these sessions. Well, let's just say I took it a little far last time when my mom came in my room after playing for 50 hours straight and asked me if I wanted some cookies for lunch. I was so tired that she really distracted me and I misclicked all in because I was playing lololomaha on another table and just thought I was potting it. Well, I got really mad got out of my chair and **** in my hand then threw it at my mom and said, "There's already cookies in here. ****!!!!".