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01-24-2012 , 05:44 AM

#1051

FoldzNever

journeyman

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 290

When you convince your wife to have sex while ur playing a final table because u wont "bust" before she goes to bed.

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01-24-2012 , 08:47 AM

#1052

donkingdeuces

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 253

When you buy a custom made flight case for your 30" monitor.

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01-24-2012 , 09:53 AM

#1053

3pidemic

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 647

spending half an hour making a sandwhich while trying to multi table at the same time.

or sprinting around the house between hands while you make food in the kitchen.

I cant sit out I just know ill miss a monster.

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01-24-2012 , 12:12 PM

#1054

burnJa

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 1,630

my surefire sign...

my friend and I were driving 2 blocks from my house and i noticed this big grocery store

me: when did they build that?

friend: 2-3 years ago

me: holy sht

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01-26-2012 , 03:52 AM

#1055

Posiedon

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 1,473

Quote:

Originally Posted by burnJa

my surefire sign...

my friend and I were driving 2 blocks from my house and i noticed this big grocery store

me: when did they build that?

friend: 2-3 years ago

me: holy sht

lol...nice1

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01-28-2012 , 08:30 AM

#1056

BlueLagoon32

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 529

"Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life"

When you spend 4 hours on a work night making this gif:

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01-28-2012 , 08:53 AM

#1057

noble

centurion

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 145

Quote:

Originally Posted by KarlizL

when you wake up from a dream where you are calling a 4bet with A6s... happened to me yesterday, fml. woke up in shock saying to myself ''why the f am I calling a 4bet with A6?''

It was suited..

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01-28-2012 , 11:23 PM

#1058

tynne

adept

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 912

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueLagoon32

"Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life"

When you spend 4 hours on a work night making this gif:

hahaha awesome!

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01-31-2012 , 05:25 PM

#1059

Degenfish

adept

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 1,164

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueLagoon32

"Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life"

When you spend 4 hours on a work night making this gif:

wp sir, wp. As an Asian man who has lost with boats to running quads multiple times, I feel like I can commiserate with the main character of your motion picture. If only I knew who he was so I could let him know he's not the only one who gets sucked out on by dumb roundeyes...

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01-31-2012 , 05:36 PM

#1060

usemy3rdarm

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspecTL

when ur door bell rings and you have to step over more than 3 jugs of piss.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA]\

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01-31-2012 , 05:48 PM

#1061

usemy3rdarm

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 21

All I can think is how much I want to share all these gems with my friends, but realize not a single one would understand any of it...

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01-31-2012 , 05:56 PM

#1062

usemy3rdarm

newbie

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 21

Quote:

Originally Posted by TuckFard

no u man, u!

I was laughing because that is the single most ****ed up situation in minesweeper and ive been there numorous times and this used to tilt me more then any pokerhand I ever played.

was also kidding btw, wasnt realy angry, dont worry!

the dreaded 50/50 last two squares of minesweeper. Bin there buddy. Whats your best expert time?

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01-31-2012 , 06:31 PM

#1063

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,644

when you abbreviate the word thousand to 'k' in conversation, and get stared at blankly

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01-31-2012 , 06:38 PM

#1064

3pidemic

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 647

semi related-

men dont piss in the sink because the toilet is occupied, they do it because it closer

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01-31-2012 , 07:01 PM

#1065

BlueLagoon32

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 529

Quote:

Originally Posted by Degenfish

Why, my good man, that is Bruce Lee! The movie is Marlowe (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064638/)

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01-31-2012 , 07:12 PM

#1066

Carplx

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 29

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Originally Posted by stratocast

when you refer to locking your bedroom door all the time in order to have it not be suspicious when you wanna lock it to masturbate as 'balancing your door locking range'

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02-06-2012 , 11:06 AM

#1067

psychocat

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 52

After running bad in SnGs i decided to play some HU cash, were i insta donked away a couple of buy ins.
During the next night i dreamed that i had to play HU against jungleman12 and if i lose the session i would only be alowed to play 300€ SnGs in the future.

Jungleman had very bad teeth (my dreams wtf

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02-06-2012 , 01:15 PM

#1068

ashipsomewhere

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,282

Quote:

Originally Posted by Knightsridge

2 years ago I needed new glasses and to buy them they give you a free eye test for the prescription of the lens.

Doctor says ' Do you read or use a computer a lot?'
me 'I read and I also use the computer a lot'
him 'word processing and surfing, or additional strain on the eyes'
me 'Well I play a little online poker sometimes'
him 'ok, well lets see how your eyes are'

He then switches off the lights and I do the 'please read the lines test. He says 'read the 2nd line please'
The 2nd line has a 3 K J 2. So I obviously say, 'Three, King, Jack, Deuce' I had no idea what I said was wrong until he looked at me and said 'A little poker?' Then I clued in.

lol this is priceless

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02-06-2012 , 08:22 PM

#1069

EvilTeddy

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 212

When you call good food "the nuts"

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02-06-2012 , 08:31 PM

#1070

HU4holes

banned

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 3,478

if you eat sandwiches twice a day, because you can make them on your left leg while playing, even without using a knife if you buy remoulade or mayo in the right package.
although, when you call it healthy, cause you still have some juice to flush them down.

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02-06-2012 , 09:09 PM

#1071

minibiff

adept

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,189

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlueLagoon32

"Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life"

When you spend 4 hours on a work night making this gif:

Oh my god, this is probably the best thing i've ever seen on internet. You just won my respect for eternity!

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02-06-2012 , 10:10 PM

#1072

Kingdom Hearts

old hand

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 1,319

At dinner tonight I wondered why I was so hungry. I then realised I hadn't eaten lunch because I was sticked on my computer playing ****ing cards from the moment I woke up (noon) until then. Sick life.