Surefire signs that internet poker is taking over your life - Page 48

I was standing in the queue at the bakers today before going to play a live donkament. The woman behind the counter said 'next please'. Guy infront of me didn't hear the woman so I said to him 'action is on you'

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08-28-2012 , 08:54 PM

#1177

mad_mardigan

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,334

As an american Im jealous. I would love to have just one of these "signs" pop up into my life......only a matter of time tho!

FU DOJ

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08-29-2012 , 12:00 AM

#1178

Vegasboy

banned

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 579

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Originally Posted by Terwin3

Driving car.. laptop in passenger seat. I get ak. Reach over all in.
I veer off road. Hitting a fire hydrant. Car flips on side. LAPTOP IS FINE...
Tru story.

I did that one time. Signed in to a rebuy/add-on while driving home (10 min drive). Laptop in passenger seat. Was whiling to get blinded down for 10 minutes. Decided to fold 1 hand manually and save my timebank while car was stopped at red light. I look down at: PAWCKET RAWKETS IN THE BTN FACING A RAISE. I quickly click min-raise and continue driving. The SB reraises and now I am just looking for a spot to park. Find one and finish the hand. Tripled up, chip lead, sat out and drove home.

True story.

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08-29-2012 , 12:01 AM

#1179

Vegasboy

banned

Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 579

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Originally Posted by ConTheFruiterer

6 year olds have mobile phones? What a world we live in.

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09-03-2012 , 07:22 AM

#1180

CrazyDiam0nd

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 1,893

When you tell your friend , going to a stripclub on a Monday afternoon shift, Is massively -EV.

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09-03-2012 , 09:07 AM

#1181

MidyMat

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 3,453

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Originally Posted by lintburn67

When you are struggling in the pub quiz and you put "ZOMG RIGGED" as your team name and nobody knows wtf you are talking about

When you apply for a personalize state license plate "OMGRIGD" and find out it is already taken, so you settle for "AA UTG".

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09-03-2012 , 02:15 PM

#1182

72winner

adept

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,078

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Originally Posted by NaaN22

That's a shame. I flopped a royal flush when it comes to my gf.

Not true. Women are like 5-card omaha. There no made hands, just draws that look good until you get to the river*.

* Styx

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09-03-2012 , 05:01 PM

#1183

DjHitzz

veteran

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 2,215

When 2+2 is on your 'most visited' tab on Chrome.

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09-03-2012 , 05:06 PM

#1184

jspill

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 8,644

^ oh hai there!

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09-04-2012 , 10:36 AM

#1185

Bobo_o

centurion

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 117

Friend of mine was talking about a party at a club, i asked what's the buyin?, we loled.

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09-04-2012 , 11:13 AM

#1186

stevdoro

banned

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 1,587

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Originally Posted by smithy2588

cool

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09-04-2012 , 03:24 PM

#1187

CallawayKM

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2012 Posts: 243

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09-04-2012 , 06:05 PM

#1188

GizYaChips

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 1,873

Riffling coins instead of chips.

(In addition..) Having a weird feeling in your hand when you aren't riffling chips.

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09-04-2012 , 10:47 PM

#1189

Terwin3

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 124

Hiding a towel in the trunk of your car for two reasons :
a) You used it to soak up a cup of knocked over piss.
b) You do not want your wife to know you used a towel for this, and that there was a cup of piss existing in the house at any time.

I think i should throw it into a local park garbage can, now.
One day she will ask me where that towel went, i'm sure.

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09-05-2012 , 12:00 AM

#1190

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

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Originally Posted by GizYaChips

Riffling coins instead of chips.

(In addition..) Having a weird feeling in your hand when you aren't riffling chips.

Riffling chip? Is that what the kids are calling it today...

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09-05-2012 , 01:28 PM

#1191

Ledders

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 6,905

I was talking to a girl about poker and what it is like day-to-day working from home and mention you have to rush to use the bathroom sometimes (lol mtts). She recalls a buddy in her old student house who used to piss in bottles as he was 2 floors away from the bathroom and how gross it was.

I then reference this thread and the guy who had to chug some to prove to his gf it was apple juice and completely ignore the fact that up to quite recently I still had 2 piss bottles (euro site grinder)

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09-07-2012 , 02:43 AM

#1192

ShaolinStyle36

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 159

when this

happens everyday

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09-07-2012 , 05:00 AM

#1193

OMGNietzsche

enthusiast

Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 79

When the phrase 'texas hold em or regular' is amusingly funny.

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09-07-2012 , 08:33 AM

#1194

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,349

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Originally Posted by OMGNietzsche

When the phrase 'texas hold em or regular' was amusingly funny.

Fyp

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09-07-2012 , 11:43 AM

#1195

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

When your mom says "The soup wasn't very good today, was it" and your initial reaction is "Probably just variance"

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09-07-2012 , 12:04 PM

#1196

astronaut

adept

Join Date: Jul 2011 Posts: 1,114

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Originally Posted by Alficor1

When your mom says "The soup wasn't very good today, was it" and your initial reaction is "Probably just variance"

Doubt you said that. My guess is you bluffing!

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09-07-2012 , 12:16 PM

#1197

Alficor1

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 2,157

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Originally Posted by astronaut

Doubt you said that. My guess is you bluffing!

No, i said that it was my initial reaction, not my actual reaction. Girl.

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09-07-2012 , 04:58 PM

#1198

jimbobwe00

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,513

when everything in your conversation about a girl is made clearer through poker terms.

guy's trying to nail a girl: "dude, you have to pick spots and be aggro"
guy can make out with a girl but can't seal the deal: "it's like i crush in the early stages but need some FT strat BAD"
finally dawns on guy that girl is crazy: "well obv i should have folded pre but im way past the commitment threshold"

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09-07-2012 , 05:04 PM

#1199

jimbobwe00

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Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 2,513

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Originally Posted by Jaydeeze

My gf texts me the other night while I'm at a $1/2 game around town and asks me how I'm doing. I had just won a big pot and told her I was up pretty big. She told me to cash out and come rub it on her titties (literally she said that) and I told her no because I was on a heater.

more quotes from said gf pls