***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW - Page 28

Two Plus Two Forums Poker News & Discussion Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance

***Sammy the Black Sheep, Asian Ewes, Cat Gifs, Franko the Great, April LC/NC *** NSFW

Closed Subscribe

...

Page 28 of 65

First

8 18 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 38 48

Last

Page 28 of 65

First

8 18 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 38 48

Last

04-15-2018 , 06:43 PM

#676

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Good morning Colin!

Well deserved. Grats on the undertittie.

Spoiler:

04-15-2018 , 08:02 PM

#677

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Fuck you Frank! Anal sex is fucking disgusting. Sammy doesn't even like to wipe his own ass.

04-16-2018 , 01:17 AM

#678

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fuck you Frank! Anal sex is sammy's fucking favorite. Sammy likes to wipe his own ass.

FYPoop

04-16-2018 , 03:41 AM

#679

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Good morning Colin!

Thanks Morph, I'll take it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Well deserved. Grats on the undertittie.

Spoiler:

Thanks

04-16-2018 , 04:18 AM

#680

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Fuck you Frank! Anal sex is fucking disgusting. Sammy doesn't even like to wipe his own ass.

having U bolded would disturb Milo, just sayin

04-16-2018 , 04:19 AM

#681

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

piddlenator hai piddlenator, whats your new undertittie

04-16-2018 , 05:06 AM

#682

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

04-16-2018 , 05:08 AM

#683

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

04-16-2018 , 07:29 AM

#684

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Have to clear the snow off my car on April 16th? **** you, Monday.

Spring is afk apparently.

04-16-2018 , 08:10 AM

#685

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

They didn't plow the roads because they put the plows away for Spring. Last week I put on the high-mileage, low-friction summer tires. In the snow, the car now handles like an angry smallmouth bass. I was all over the place coming into work.

So when you slide, the car angrily beeps and flashes lights at you. You ****ing assclown, I know that I'm sliding; the last thing I need is for you to dramatically add to the stimulus overload factor. How is that going to help?

04-16-2018 , 09:42 AM

#686

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Uncle Flemming saved a house from a burning baby.

04-16-2018 , 10:47 AM

#687

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

i can relate to this very much. Lol smb analogy, those little ****er fight 5x their weight in lake fish

04-16-2018 , 10:48 AM

#688

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** your face monday you little ****

04-16-2018 , 10:49 AM

#689

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Thanks Morph, I'll take it!

Thanks

Congratulations bb, you a REAL star *swoooon*

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

This is standard. Our cats used to bring mice in all of the time and then just look at us and drop them. I miss those cats.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

They didn't plow the roads because they put the plows away for Spring. Last week I put on the high-mileage, low-friction summer tires. In the snow, the car now handles like an angry smallmouth ass. I was all over the place coming into work.

So when you slide, the car angrily beeps and flashes lights at you. You ****ing assclown, I know that I'm sliding; the last thing I need is for you to dramatically add to the stimulus overload factor. How is that going to help?

Mmmm. Smallmouth ass flailing. Gotta love a flailing ass.

04-16-2018 , 11:11 AM

#690

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i can relate to this very much. Lol smb analogy, those little ****er fight 5x their weight in lake fish

They're made entirely out of muscle and bad attitude. My roommate in college had one as a pet for awhile. It would mangle any living thing that went in the tank. If you stuck your hand in there, you would have a fish attached to a finger within half a second. We had to pick him off the floor several times.

04-16-2018 , 11:13 AM

#691

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

04-16-2018 , 11:46 AM

#692

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH?

04-16-2018 , 12:15 PM

#693

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

WHAT KIND OF PSYCHOPATH?

The roommate? He was a hardcore fisherman. He got an internship with the state DEP going around to different streams and ponds and sticking a modified electric cattle prod into the water. That would stun the fish, and they'd float up to the surface, and he'd count and categorize them.