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04-17-2018 , 12:26 PM

#751

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

IT'S ****ING LIST TIME

04-17-2018 , 12:30 PM

#752

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. HAHAHA bite the pussy what a gif-t I like it
1. **** you tuesday but I rekt that Pharmacology exam and that's ****ing illlllll **** yes
2. Mr. tbh that is a solid chunk of meat, put it in the thai-mouth
3. Mr. WN did you play the $400 guarantee and take down that $103 first place?
4. Thank you for that sick list, Mr. Colin_Piddle, you are the definitive lister
5. I am going to take so many ****ing naps after boning out the 33yo tonight
6. I mean I'll probably write a few papers afterwards and she wants to order food for us
7. Mr. FWWM unfortunately she is not the top notch cambodian breast-milk producer
8. Mr. Sheep hello and let us go back to Sheepday! (have good evening!)
9. Morph I think we need to meme
10. Seriously though guys ****ing need Mr. H0RUS to tell me to eat or I'll starve
11. I'm back, baby!
12. So many ****ing lists; also Tinder-game is going swimmingly
13. I should probably try harder
14. but I don't give a ****
15. Plus unless I peak some interest right off the bat the ladies think I'm poindexter even though once they figure out I'm insane they're all about it
16. Also the 21yo ladies are now barking up the tree
17. This is dangerous
18. I do not think it is wise
19. BUT DO I LOOK WISE TO YOU

Spoiler:

04-17-2018 , 12:32 PM

#753

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

1. Mr Fid you will survive without your GF. Just give Sammy's a ring for some phone sex.
2. Mr AlwaysFolding you are studying too hard son. Either that or you are banging 33 year olds up the arse til 2am.
3. Mr TBH good to have you back son, how is life?
4. Thank you to the BBV gods for the undertitle, it is an honour
5. Mr SuitedJustice how many days to go?
6. Mr Sammy you seem unusually angry. Have you finally realised Denmark is not that great.
7. I really should have taken a month off work and gone to Europe this summer. The life of a lawyer means we can never really take time off during the year.
8. How long is Mr H0rus self-banned?
9. Mr Morph what has been happening with you?
10. Cat GIFS are off the charts this month!
11. Mr Sheep your adventures were incredible

Maybe I'll ask her if she wants it.

04-17-2018 , 02:05 PM

#754

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Very formal dinner with some Danish, some Muricans and couple others tomorrow. Survival strat?

Don't mention the war

Spoiler:

04-17-2018 , 02:13 PM

#755

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV

I WILL KILL YOU TUESDAY!!!!

That is all

04-17-2018 , 02:18 PM

#756

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Good day to be off work and to drink white wine like the fancy old lady I am

04-17-2018 , 02:38 PM

#757

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

I hear they're doing a lot with boxed wine these days. Great advances in price/quality ratio and whatnot.

04-17-2018 , 02:39 PM

#758

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

7. I really should have taken a month off work and gone to Europe this summer. The life of a lawyer means we can never really take time off during the year.

You should represent Kim Dotcom. That brings Europe to you, plus he's a real pioneer of Internet scamming.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

9. Morph I think we need to meme

I'm waiting for a tbh vs Sammy fight.

04-17-2018 , 02:55 PM

#759

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm waiting for a tbh vs Sammy fight.

04-17-2018 , 03:48 PM

#760

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

3:44pm

This. Plus 4 minutes.

04-17-2018 , 03:57 PM

#761

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

This. Plus 4 minutes.

This, plus twelve minutes

04-17-2018 , 04:02 PM

#762

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

4 minutes
12 minutes

Marathon men itt.

04-17-2018 , 04:11 PM

#763

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

4 minutes
12 minutes

Marathon men itt.

A marathon, plus 2 minutes.

04-17-2018 , 05:00 PM

#764

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

04-17-2018 , 05:02 PM

#765

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

04-17-2018 , 05:09 PM

#766

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Aloha

04-17-2018 , 05:32 PM

#767

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I'm waiting for a tbh vs Sammy fight.

We're cool now. He sent Sammy a tear stained pm apologizing for being wrong, and said he was very sorry for disrespecting Sammy. Sammy felt sorry for him and accepted his apology.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 04-17-2018 at 05:49 PM.

04-17-2018 , 05:45 PM

#768

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

04-17-2018 , 05:45 PM

#769

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

04-17-2018 , 06:01 PM

#770

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

We're cool now. He sent Sammy a tear stained pm apologizing for being wrong, and said he was very sorry for disrespecting Sammy. Sammy felt sorry for him and accepted his apology.

none if this is true.

Sammy has resorted to ignoring me and lying.

We all know who's the ***** here

04-17-2018 , 06:02 PM

#771

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I hear they're doing a lot with boxed wine these days. Great advances in price/quality ratio and whatnot.

i drink wine from boxes bc I cant tell the difference.

silly grape juice, real men drink whisky, and beer, lots and lots of beer

04-17-2018 , 06:06 PM

#772

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

Preemptive morning gif for tomorrow just for yous tbh.

https://imgur.com/fTURFYg

Opps, file must be huge.

04-17-2018 , 06:12 PM

#773

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

none if this is true.

Sammy has resorted to ignoring me and lying.

We all know who's the ***** here

Don't be embarrassed, it's ok to admit when you're wrong. Just be glad I didn't tell them everything you said in that pm.

04-17-2018 , 06:12 PM

#774

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Oh slight update: moved back in with the wife.

Which is...good?

04-17-2018 , 07:58 PM

#775

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Don't be embarrassed, it's ok to admit when you're wrong. Just be glad I didn't tell them everything you said in that pm.

pic of pm you sniveling lying little snake

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