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07-06-2019 , 06:26 AM

#151

michaelorcharlie

RIP leg

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 1,307

Overpriced golf hotel **** at least has this buffet.
My favourite kind of buffets

My idea of having a drag race with golf carts was unapproved though, so now I'm bored

Also say hi to spiderbro on top of left top bottle. His cousin is in my room and I named him Victor.
RIP Victor 2019 - 2019 died in a shower accident

07-06-2019 , 10:56 AM

#152

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Looks like we missed all the highlights from the WSOPaments. Obv Morph is to blame. And maybe all the cookies. Partially

Is that you in the vid?

07-06-2019 , 12:17 PM

#153

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

well that's different

07-06-2019 , 12:49 PM

#154

Sheep86

*** Las Vegas Meet Ups and Debauchery, NZ delivers sheep to Poland, July LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

Overpriced golf hotel **** at least has this buffet.
My favourite kind of buffets

My idea of having a drag race with golf carts was unapproved though, so now I'm bored

Also say hi to spiderbro on top of left top bottle. His cousin is in my room and I named him Victor.
RIP Victor 2019 - 2019 died in a shower accident

Hai Victor's cousin!

RIP Victor.

Sheep likes spiders.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

well that's different

A Dutchman will be wearing the yellow jersey on Belgian soil tomorrow. How does that make you feel, Mr. Mr.mmmKay?

07-06-2019 , 12:52 PM

#155

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Morph's fault

07-06-2019 , 05:53 PM

#156

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

Yeahhboyyy
Wishing everyone a successful month & no blue balls and no intense bursts of sharts.
Thanks

Thanks for trying but i sharted on the 3rd

07-06-2019 , 10:56 PM

#157

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

1. Happy Meerkaturday!
2. Who's still Vegasing?
3. Thanks for reporting in, Mr. FWWM and Mr. Suited.
4. Please poast moar about your adventures in Vegas, Mr. Folding.
5. Thanks for all the lost spilmaks, Mr. Morph.
6. Sheep will do some grocery shopping meow.
7. No dairy products are on Sheep's list.
8. RIP Sammy, RIP H0rus, RIP Whiskey, RIP Majik.

Nice and soft list, nice and soft Meerkaturday

I am no longer Vegasing as of the 5th of July, unfortunately. I will give Sheepday the opportunity for more details on the shenanigans!

07-06-2019 , 10:59 PM

#158

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

That sounds awesome. Sheep wishes he could be there. Did you bring Always99%LadyFriend from the Midwest, Mr. Folding? Or did you meet her in Vegas?

Midwest livestock, Mr. Sheep. I do not have the patience to lay down game when I am trying to eat all of the foods and take all of the maneys!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

That doesn't sound right...

I know, cause you never did

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Cheers. Morphilian interference was too strong though, busted like 1h later. Went into some midnight cash action, so ended the day in the plus at least. Also bumped into Seidel, that guy is like 7ft or something?

Can confirm Seidel is giant boy. Thanks Morph.

07-06-2019 , 11:02 PM

#159

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Watched fireworks for Murica play out above the statue of Augustus on the overhead walkway from Caesars to the Cromwell, with FWWM, AlwaysFolding and AlwaysLadyFriend. The pyrotechnics were solid but the gathered crowd was way too big.

AlwaysLadyFriend was fed up with being rudely jostled in the massive Las Vegas Cattle Car--and I don't blame her a bit--so Team Always wisely retired, and Fire and I hoofed it to Ellis Island where we drank. them. all. None were left undrunk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

The suiteds and foldings were met, nice peeps.The drinks were all drunk and many. AAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaa. Now all the cookies were also eaten from my remaining stock. Obv Morph will be blamed for the outcome tomorrow, GN

I was going to gambol them all while you drank them all but AlwaysLadying was NOT having a good time after getting her hooves smashed by the herd of cattle.

She would be so ****ing mad if she heard me call her feet hooves. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

07-06-2019 , 11:04 PM

#160

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Monsieur Sheep is not suckling at the Cow Teet, eh?

07-07-2019 , 12:36 AM

#161

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

07-07-2019 , 01:45 AM

#162

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

wat is up?

07-07-2019 , 01:56 AM

#163

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Morning wood is up

07-07-2019 , 02:10 AM

#164

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

07-07-2019 , 03:09 AM

#165

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Nice and soft list, nice and soft Meerkaturday

I am no longer Vegasing as of the 5th of July, unfortunately. I will give Sheepday the opportunity for more details on the shenanigans!

I am at the airport now too, thanks to Morph, spending all Sheepday in transit

07-07-2019 , 03:32 AM

#166

Sheep86

*** Las Vegas Meet Ups and Debauchery, NZ delivers sheep to Poland, July LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Happy Sheepday!

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Thanks for trying but i sharted on the 3rd

RIP BBV's *******

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I was going to gambol them all while you drank them all but AlwaysLadying was NOT having a good time after getting her hooves smashed by the herd of cattle.

She would be so ****ing mad if she heard me call her feet hooves. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

RIP AL's hooves

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Monsieur Sheep is not suckling at the Cow Teet, eh?

That is correct, Señor Folding. Sheep is now on the same diet as your mom and dad.

07-07-2019 , 05:13 AM

#167

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Tennis/Braunschweig, Daniel Altmaier to beat Karim-Mohamed Maamoun. Morph likes to watch David Lynch' "Dune" on sundays while eating excessive amounts of Mettbrötchen. Game starts when the Taberner - Heller match is over ~1 hour. Sunday, garden work, beer, pork, no naked ladies, maybe a naked neighbour, Tour de Frankrig, pecan pie with creme fraiche.

07-07-2019 , 06:36 AM

#168

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Hai sammuelsen you silly idiot, why would you show up like that and write bunch of denmarkian nonsense.

You say sorry right nou

07-07-2019 , 07:18 AM

#169

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Right nou!

07-07-2019 , 09:13 AM

#170

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Very rude

07-07-2019 , 09:14 AM

#171

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

No worries, i just reported the danish gibberish post.

07-07-2019 , 09:35 AM

#172

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Snitch

07-07-2019 , 10:02 AM

#173

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Tennis/Braunschweig, Daniel Altmaier to beat Karim-Mohamed Maamoun.

Sammy: Thank you Sammy
Sammy: You're welcome

Also; you people are ****ing boring. What happened to all the fun drunk posting? It's no wonder that all the cool posters rarely stop by anymore. **** you for ruining BBV, you damn suspenders wearing geeks. Frank and Sammy are the only real men left in this thread. You are all 1 step away from becoming permanent members of Sammy's ban-list.

07-07-2019 , 11:10 AM

#174

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

*****

07-07-2019 , 12:18 PM

#175

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Sammy, is Bernal or Thomas going to win the TDF?

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