I bet you Murribros are pumped for Sunday! You will find out how it is to beat the Netherlands in real football!

Punk!

Calm down!

no u

I'm pretty sure he said he needed money for hoes and coke.

darn page change.

You got me excited for a second there with the football, meh

Update on life in Canary Islands

* Didn't go out much without my sister
* Installed a tinder and matched a girl
* Girl wanted to take her shopping on first date
* Tell grill to **** off
* search for call girls online
* all old, ugly and overpriced
* going out to fish this night, by myself
* Can't drink too much cause driving
Man, hope this nightmare ends soon, i'm blueballed AF
I'll end up catching AIDS from **** call girls
No coke dealer to be found nearby
Have tinder for about 24 hours now, just 2 matches, feelsbadman.

Also going in a hotel/golf camp for 3-4 days tomorrow, dunno if I get to smash something there.
Soon to check out the poker scene
What are good options to smash without overspending? I'm getting financially ruined by my sister, I cannot afford too much call girls & expensive dates

Life is brutal

So I’m confused are you having sex with your sister or not?

that would be a sick tinder match

Nice Vegas stories and MOC adventures. Meanwhile in 2035 its Friday!

jises no

Also, my swipe left frequency is like 20%ish
I revise who I swipe, for now

nerd

I didnt notice sheep became a mod.

I will now kill a lamb to celebrate.

We are all same on tapatalkian, no green colors.

Very sad.

But I have a crown.

Thanks Morph!

Dates shouldn't be too expensive on the Canary Islands. Just try to find a date palm.

The 2+2 user FranFran has received an infraction for this poast.

No u

Haha i see it now.

Very nice.

And soft.

I sent you kin fran

Why would you do that you filthy animal

Thanks Morph