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07-10-2019 , 03:53 AM

#251

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I didnt read a word from that bible up there, but why would you guys write walls od text with some warm dick? Weird nerds

07-10-2019 , 04:41 AM

#252

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Warm Jimmies Rustled is trying to pull a one against everyone here. I thought you were smarter than that.
I like minigolf , I wanted to join too but was stuck in the deepstack, thanks to Morph. Maybe next time.
Aside from WDs period, what else is going on that can be blamed on Morph?

07-10-2019 , 09:08 AM

#253

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you wednesday, its raining

07-10-2019 , 10:37 AM

#254

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV!!!

looking forward to a nice tropical system this week!! YAY!!!

**** YOU tropical system you douche canoe!

07-10-2019 , 11:16 AM

#255

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Hi

Weather is 100 percent normal here

07-10-2019 , 11:22 AM

#256

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Hi

Weather is 99 percent lady here

fyp

07-10-2019 , 12:31 PM

#257

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

2 Danes in top 5 of the main event with 350 left. Sammy's friends with both of them, but the punks wouldn't sell any real action. Sammy does have a very small piece of it though, but that's only if one of them makes FT, and it's not more than between 0.5/1.0%. It's just peanuts, and Sammy cares more about them making a great result, than him making a few $. Go Denmark, **** you boring nerds.

07-10-2019 , 03:11 PM

#258

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Sammy,

your thoughts on poster "Warmdeck"?

We need some Nordic wisdom here.

Good for you w.r.t. friends in Main!

07-10-2019 , 03:50 PM

#259

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy,

your thoughts on poster "Warmdeck"?

We need some Nordic wisdom here.

Good for you w.r.t. friends in Main!

Any poster that doesn't fall into the huge group of "normal/boring" posters, liked or disliked, are a big plus in my book. They are the ones that make 2+2 occasionally worth reading. Compared to 99% of the posters in BBV, his posts bring life to an otherwise dying part of the forum.....

Spoiler:

07-10-2019 , 03:52 PM

#260

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

So, Il not sure how to tell you guys this in english but my mouse will try.

So I bought some ****. And that **** makes waves. Some woodoo energy in my pool.

That energy is really strong and I can swim towards that ****hole energy and I dont reallly move.

Like treadmill in water.

Thats very funny and nice and soft. Now I swil for 1 hour drink for 2 hours eat plenty of meat for 1 hour and drink all night. I repeat that every day.

Very nice very nice.

Soft too.

07-10-2019 , 03:58 PM

#261

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy likes Franko.

07-10-2019 , 03:59 PM

#262

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Hai sammy there is one restaurant in kopenhangen,

Sticks’n’sushi

I will do much better version of that, it will turn into night club over night, it will be very very nice.

You didnt come to my restaurant and bar yet, that means you will need to
Go to both places when you come and that will be mucho fun.

Mrs Sammy will be safe with Mrs Franko. They will read kitchen accessories catalogues and stuff and talk about very important things.

We will do everything else.

07-10-2019 , 04:07 PM

#263

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Hai sammy there is one restaurant in kopenhangen,

Sticks’n’sushi

I will do much better version in zagreb, it will turn into night club over night, it will be very very nice.

You didnt come to my restaurant and bar yet, that means you will need to
Go to both places when you come and that will be mucho fun.

Mrs Sammy will be safe with Mrs Franko. They will read kitchen accessories catalogues and stuff and talk about very important things.

We will do everything else.

Trust me Frank, I will come to your rst. I have your number on my phone. Hot wife is only a couple of months away from giving birth to a prodigy that's bound to save the world, even Crotia, after that, Sammy will eat the octopussies and drink the absinthe with you.

07-10-2019 , 04:08 PM

#264

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Very nice.

07-10-2019 , 04:13 PM

#265

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

07-10-2019 , 04:31 PM

#266

Sheep86

*** Las Vegas Meet Ups and Debauchery, NZ delivers sheep to Poland, July LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Trust me Frank, I will come to your rst. I have your number on my phone. Hot wife is only a couple of months away from giving birth to a prodigy that's bound to save the world, even Crotia, after that, Sammy will eat the octopussies and drink the absinthe with you.

Sheep was under the impression that Sammy Sr. would save the world. What happened to that plan?

Please accept Sheep's sincerest apologies for this boring, nerdy, non-drunk poast.

07-10-2019 , 04:39 PM

#267

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I wouldnt accept it

07-10-2019 , 05:23 PM

#268

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Any poster that doesn't fall into the huge group of "normal/boring" posters, liked or disliked, are a big plus in my book. They are the ones that make 2+2 occasionally worth reading. Compared to 99% of the posters in BBV, his posts bring life to an otherwise dying part of the forum.....

Spoiler:

Dadamus agrees with Sammy, there aren’t enough Morph Memes around here these days

07-10-2019 , 05:31 PM

#269

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

New Zealand is in the cricket world cup final! Massive upset over India! I bet Sammy was too scared to put a bet on it as well.

07-10-2019 , 05:32 PM

#270

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Franko your swimming wave pool sounds cool. I come round for a swim sometime.

07-10-2019 , 05:34 PM

#271

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

no skinny dipping!

07-10-2019 , 05:46 PM

#272

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

07-10-2019 , 05:47 PM

#273

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Now Mr Fran can surf all over the place!

07-10-2019 , 11:18 PM

#274

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

07-11-2019 , 01:09 AM

#275

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Hi

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