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07-07-2019 , 01:01 PM

#176

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Sammy, is Bernal or Thomas going to win the TDF?

Fuglsang is going to win, and you knew that would be my answer before you asked....Prick

Fun game in 3 hours

07-07-2019 , 01:19 PM

#177

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,724

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Also; you people are ****ing boring. What happened to all the fun drunk posting? It's no wonder that all the cool posters rarely stop by anymore. **** you for ruining BBV, you damn suspenders wearing geeks. Frank and Sammy are the only real men left in this thread. You are all 1 step away from becoming permanent members of Sammy's ban-list.

What do you mean? Sheep poasts in BBV all the time.

07-07-2019 , 01:20 PM

#178

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Thank you for your service sheep

07-07-2019 , 01:41 PM

#179

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

What do you mean? Sheep poasts in BBV all the time.

Dude, you play with stuffed animals and post pictures of sheep. You never drink, and you never post anything worth reading. Even vanilla thinks you're boring. If you and Mr.mmmKay walked naked down Damrak, no one would notice.

07-07-2019 , 01:45 PM

#180

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,724

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sheep might be boring, but at least Sheep is not Sammy.

Last edited by Sheep86; 07-07-2019 at 01:47 PM. Reason: Sheep will never let The Sammy touch Sheep's fleece or penis!

07-07-2019 , 02:31 PM

#181

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

The 2+2 poster Sheep86 has received a permanent ban. Release date: never. Reason: yawnnnn.

07-07-2019 , 02:35 PM

#182

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,724

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Thank you for your service sheep

Will you pray for Samuel, Mr. H0rus?

07-07-2019 , 04:19 PM

#183

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Sammy won’t be talking that ish after Hot Wife has Sammy Jr and Sammy’s life changes in a an instant

07-07-2019 , 04:31 PM

#184

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy won’t be posting on 2+2 at all after Hot Wife has Sammy Jr and Sammy’s life changes in a an instant

fyp

07-07-2019 , 05:01 PM

#185

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

fyp

You’re gonna need a get a way bro, a place far from reality.

After you changed 4 poop diapers in 3 hours in the middle of the night so Hot Wife can sleep between feedings, we’ll be here for you dude.

07-07-2019 , 05:03 PM

#186

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,221

I'll be sleeping

07-07-2019 , 05:21 PM

#187

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,420

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Changing poop diapers yourself??? Haahaaaa ha ha, you must be really poor.

edit: ha haa ha ha

07-07-2019 , 05:45 PM

#188

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,828

This Monday is gonna suck. Only got like 2 hours sleep last night (Just couldn't get to sleep). Such is life

07-07-2019 , 06:44 PM

#189

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Changing poop diapers yourself??? Haahaaaa ha ha, you must be really poor.

edit: ha haa ha ha

I’m just actually a grown man, I understand why a child like you wouldn’t be trusted handling a baby though

Also don’t laugh at your own ****ty jokes, who are you, Eddie Murphy? Putz

07-07-2019 , 07:20 PM

#190

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,196

1980's Eddie Murphy laughed at his own jokes because they were funny.

07-07-2019 , 08:03 PM

#191

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 16,388

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

1980's Eddie Murphy laughed at his own jokes because they were funny.

And 1990-2019 Eddie? Because he’s sad?

07-07-2019 , 08:26 PM

#192

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,196

Rich and sad.

07-07-2019 , 08:27 PM

#193

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,196

Which is almost as good as poor and happy.

07-07-2019 , 09:23 PM

#194

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

made it back from the chi and the family gauntlet

what i miss boys?

07-07-2019 , 10:34 PM

#195

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Will you pray for Samuel, Mr. H0rus?

I will pray but Samuel is a lost cause.

07-08-2019 , 12:27 AM

#196

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and Sammy (who is being a salty little ***** right now)

Today is the 118th consecutive Sheepday! Today we shall recognize Sammy for his undoubted consistency, and especially because he broke character today in his post addressing our newest woolly mod. This is how you know the Sammy is really peeved. The Sammy is going to have one hell of a Morphday. Wow. Namaste. Anyway, Sheepday is pretty awesome and I enjoyed every bit of it.

And now a small TR!

Spoiler:

Landed in Vegas at 9:30 AM and the room at the Luxor was ready immediately. Poison was extracted. Went and had a spa day with massage and steam room. We went to Border Grill and the food was actually quite good but casino priced. Naps were had. More poison was extracted. Mon Ami Gabi for dinner (which has the best ****ing hanger steak I've ever had and it's only 27.95 are you ****ing kidding me). Dessert was consumed and sleep was had.

Day 2: Cabana for two, food poolside, then Mini Golf with DalTXColtsFan and suitedjustice. Super fun and KISS themed. Laughs were had. Pictures were shared in the MSLimit forum. Even AlwaysLadying had a good time except she hates to lose (which she did. She lost. Hard.). We saw Mr. FWWM for a brief moment at WSOP deepstacks and departed, then we went to the Aria buffet for dinner. I'm still giving it a loose 7/10 but maybe I was just crabby cause the Pho wasn't good. Poke bowl was delish. Maybe not recommending it for $40 a pop though. More poison was extracted and I went off to gambol while AlwaysLadying went to bed. There was a Newark police sergeant on vacation who had been on the force 44 years, was retiring in 44 days, and only bet 7/12/44 dollars. Needless to say I doubled through this gentleman pretty quickly and left up $300. Alas, this was the majority of the gambolz.

Day 3: Poison extraction was impeccable. Eggslut was delicious. Mon Ami Gabi breakfast and earthquakes were unforgettable. We played a short poker session at Caesar's but nothing fun happened. Slammed a hundo through a slot but came up basically even in the end. Met back up with suitedjustice and FWWM for fireworks, but the events leading up to meeting made AlwaysLadying very unhappy and she wanted to retire for the night and it took 2 hours to get back to Luxor from basically Bally's (lulzworthy). We never met back up with the fellow BBVians but it was okay, there is always next Vegas trip.

All in all, more time was spent extracting the righteous seed of man than gambling. I am very surprised.