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09-04-2016 , 12:12 AM

#201

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

I don't want to just Google "sperm sauce" something tells me that won't go well.

09-04-2016 , 12:15 AM

#202

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Dan obv wasted of blaming the refs AND the other team bribing the refs

No, the thing is I watch most of the games in this league, even the ones that don't involve my team. It's ridiculous the percentage of bad calls that go NY's way. It well beyond statistical variance

09-04-2016 , 12:36 AM

#203

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

I don't want to just Google "sperm sauce" something tells me that won't go well.

I assume youd need to google the Danish internet to find the right recipe

09-04-2016 , 12:43 AM

#204

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Ahhhh, do they let real people connect to the Danish Internet?

09-04-2016 , 12:47 AM

#205

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Probably not, it's only for socialists and polar bears and you need the smorrebrod pass or something

09-04-2016 , 12:51 AM

#206

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Aww man, I guess I'll never know...

09-04-2016 , 01:08 AM

#207

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

No, the thing is I watch most of the games in this league, even the ones that don't involve my team. It's ridiculous the percentage of bad calls that go NY's way. It well beyond statistical variance

I would say the Cosmos benefit greatly from being named "Cosmos". Much like Liverpool and Man Utd clearly have benefited over the years from calls at home

09-04-2016 , 01:18 AM

#208

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Time to let the aaaaaaaaaaa begin! Got my stuff set up gonna make some dinner after I take the dogs out and talk some crap on 2+2

09-04-2016 , 02:35 AM

#209

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

They didn't have the $3 scratchers I wanted at the store so instead of getting 3 of my fave $3 (the ones I prefer to play) I got 2 $5 ones that have 2 crosswords each that are still somewhat fun to play (the $3 cross word and bingo ones are just more fun when aaaaaaaaaa'ing)

09-04-2016 , 03:58 AM

#210

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

09-04-2016 , 04:10 AM

#211

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**** you TBH and **** you Sunday you pre-NFL season Labor Day loser ass Sunday mother****er

09-04-2016 , 05:24 AM

#212

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

AAAAAAaaAaaAaaaaaaaaaaa

09-04-2016 , 05:47 AM

#213

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Fran your aaaaaaaaaaa better be legit and now just posing for Sunday's sake from Europeville

09-04-2016 , 05:49 AM

#214

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I know scratchers are fun, but their EV is so bad it makes baby Jesus cry. Looks like there is one +ev ticket, though, a $20.00 one. Once someone hits the 5M, though, it probably ****s the bed.

CA Best

The $3 crossword puzzle one is the nut worst.

CA Worst

09-04-2016 , 05:55 AM

#215

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

LOLZ it sure is! It's surely not played for profit or +ev gamble it's like a fun drunken way to feel like I give $10-$20 a month toward CA public education without having a kid. I bet before mid November I get bored with them and drop it altogether that's pretty "me" it you know what i mean

09-04-2016 , 05:59 AM

#216

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

I'm way more disappointed the bingo is in the top 5 worse buys than the crossword it's LOL that both are usually sold out half the week at my local store I guess the most fun games are the worse bets!

09-04-2016 , 06:14 AM

#217

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

suited tapatalk is pretty simple though. Even the Danish are able to use it (occasionally)

I probably didn't give it enough of a try. When I fired it up I couldn't find the nice 1999-style menu showing all of the subforums, just posts that Tapatalk supposedly recommended for me, having known me for all of 10 seconds.

09-04-2016 , 11:40 AM

#218

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** my ****ing hangover

09-04-2016 , 11:42 AM

#219

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I use tapatalk almost exclusively with the tab that shows the threads you contributed to.

09-04-2016 , 12:28 PM

#220

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I use tapatalk almost exclusively with the tab that shows the threads you contributed to.

Aren't you the German mod? If so, Sammy told me to tell you, that he bet on Germany to win with at least 3 goals against Norway tonight @ odds 4.3. Sammy also wanted me to tell you, that he is making those bookies cry.